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>>36436361
but japanese girl are qt

>>36436379
99 percent of nip girls are atrocious

You have access to Japanese women though. Being a blackbot I have no chance

you have far better chances of obtaining a million dollars through other means

>>36436341
Sometimes I feel like this is a myth.

>>36436341
1 million is what I could make in my entire life if I don't drop college and get a nice job after that.

>>36436291
I get this feel too anon, I've started really wishing I was gay. It's become apparent to me that no girl I like will ever find me attractive but I can't change what I want and won't delude myself into settling. My gay friends literally have the option of getting laid at the press of a button and they literally have no need to talk to women outside of a professional sense.

>>36436291
>I wish I could literally fuck anything that moves, but I get really grossed out even thinking about it
iktf
im not the worst looking 6 maybe even 7 on a good day
but being turbo autist and that drags me down
i have a chances with 4s an 5s but i am not attracted to them
my mind won't let me go below 8 or 7

>>36436291
did she always type like that or was she just mad?

Do you mean printed pictures or actual women?

My roommate has a vintage playboy he bought for posterity sake/if the internet goes down.

>>36436281
My aunt let my friends and me have a sleepover at her place for my 16th birthday. Discovered my Uncle's stash

>>36436257
Just remember jews are white

>>36436257
If the american indians were honorary aryans, and I'm 1/4th american indian, am I a full blooded aryan ubermensch?

>>36436257
White,
192cm,
blue-grey eyes,
dark brown hairs,
distinctive jawline etc...

>>36436233
Serious question. Is that crow going to get high?

>>36436258
no it probably dropped it on the ground

really funny encounter though

>>36436289
Well it held it in its mouth for a good 10 seconds.

>>36436217
>suddenly remember female friends from highschool
>search them all
>every last one is either a single mom or grotesquely fat like 250lbs as a female

welp

I feel fantastic.

>search female friends from highschool
>all doctors or college grads with careers or married with happiness
>search female friends from college
>all doctors or college grads with careers or married with happiness

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>>36436217
>>suddenly remember that girl i could never declare my love to during highschool
Mine's doing fine, but I have no interest in her anymore. Meanwhile my current oneitis who I'm madly in love with is almost certain to end up a single mother.

>>36436201
You're depressed friendo

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>>36436201
Donate blood and bone brain tissue, anon.
It'll make the world so much better.

>>36436225
Am I?
I always associated depression with active thoughts of suicide

>investigator pins me with 1 spec of dirt on my carpet

>>36436186
what form of autism causes you to blow loads on ur wall

>>36436186
hate it when that happens

origineel commentaar

IM SO HAPPY COZ TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS THEYRE IN MY HEAD

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Is it possible that not only do true robots have the mental age of 13-15 but their musical taste is stuck from when they were that old?

>>36436190

That's aspergers for you

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l just cum on the wall

>>36436099
My guess would be that this is not a common conversation topic with the people you know.
But it's true, Kleenex (tm) are the way to go, cum deserves a proper cleaning apparatus.

>>36436154
Oh my god, is this real?. I can't believe how much my sides hurt.

I don't think your brain cells are replaced during your life.

So basically your brain is you.

>>36436057
Even if they were I imagine the neural pathways, if identical are "you"

Your eyeballs

>>36436024
going columbine and an heroing is the only way to spread a message in 2017 famalambamjam

>>36436024
>tyranny

Oh no it is a simpleton.

Lemme spell it out to you: everyone is entitled to the life they choose. You made your choice. Lay in the bed you made.

Write an edgy poem or something about the Chads and Stacies. Throw in some questionable content like murderous or suicidal thoughts and stuff like that, basically ramp it up to 11 and then just leave it laying around somewhere. Hopefully someone'll see it and report it and you just have to sit back and wait. Just don't be a moron and make sure they can't trace it back to you.

I don't think this is illegal or anything you could get in serious trouble for, but if it is, I'm just gonna cover my bases and say don't actually do it.

>>36435927
Hang yourself please
Save the family some embarrassment

>>36435927
You shouldn't show or tell him anything else.
If he's a good guy, he'll keep his mouth shut.
Otherwise, it's up to you on how you will deal with the consequences. Be smarter next time.

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>>36435945
there is no embarrassment
my brother didn't say anything about it

there's a chance he didn't even see but he definitely saw the lewd chats though

>>36435966
>If he's a good guy, he'll keep his mouth shut.
yeah he will he's a good guy :D

>>36435891
I mean you could actually be black

>>36435918
I'm already black.

>>36435891
that butt is hugh mungus holy sh*t