This picture is the final nail in the coffin for white boys.
Riddle me this: Why do I find white, arab and asian traps sexually attractive, but when I look at a black "trap" I just see a mentally fucked apeish featured man?
>>39304326
because you are WOKE to the fact you like girls not men. it's not too late to break free.
>>39304326
You simply don't like your mentally fucked up apeish men extra crispy.
Where might one go to buy asuicide pill?
>>39304238
hardware store, it's labeled "rat poison"
>>39304238
Ask your doctor for one
>>39304238
Look up amitriptyline and the best mix for a peaceful death (something to stop you from throwing up, some valium for good measure etc.) Should be easy to find. Set up a bitcoin wallet and buy them on a marketplace of your choice. Take as indicated. Sleep tight, anon.
>starting college on monday
This is my last weekend as a NEET, feels depressing. It was a good 9 years.
>>39304181
What did you do those 9 years?
Did you have fun?
Was the college idea forced by someone looking after you or your own idea?
>>39304181
>9 years
Holy fuck man, I went 3 years and felt like I was wasting away.
Good luck to you bro, I start on the 4th and I'm nervous as fuck.
>>39304181
Figure out something you like to do AND makes you bank. Luckily, I'm an og nerd and I like math. However, college triggered my general anxiety disorder so bad it gave me epididymitis. tfw college fucks you so hard you get an sti :(
Give me a picture and I will provide a 100% accurate description of its content. This may be an analysis, a story, or whatever seems fitting for your artifact.
this sounds fun, oc pic, tell me what you see
>>39304327
The phantom time hypothesis theorizes that history was rewritten by the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III. Today, it is believed that homo sapiens have only existed for 200,000 years. The fact of the matter is, humanity has gone through many cycles of collapse and recreation. Many worlds ago, where the Rio Grande river now runs, a bridge traversed the water between two great cities. The impoverished lived to the west; a city that was once prosperous but fell into corruption, violence, and famine. Their numbers dwindled, and violence threatened the inhabitants as they all fought to feed their own families. By contrast, the East was one of the wealthiest cities in the Earth's overall lifetime. Houses crafted from gold with crystal-lined detailing. The East was home to the time's CEOs, government representatives, artists, scientists, entrepreneurs...
The West looked longingly at the East, desiring not wealth but just to be able to eat. Not gold, but just enough to save their children. The bridge laid barren for years; the East paid them no notice at all, the West citizens were simply an eyesore. The East could never approach the bridge, for they would surely die.
On a particularly cold winter night, the West struggled with tattered blankets to cover their frail bodies against the cruel chill carried in the wind. Snow piled on decaying roofs until they finally gave way and collapsed. The West simply could not take another night like this. The tension thickened in the winter wasteland. Each Western man cast their eyes to the East, and knew what they had to do.
There was no organization. There were no leaders. Their weapons were simply nailed plywood from broken homes and furniture, and they knew this was the night of their lives. This single moment would make or break their entire way of life.
(1/2)
>>39304725
(2/2)
The East enjoyed their typical evenings. They had grand parties, drinking wine near their fireplaces in beautifully decorated mansions. They laughed and chatted away, hardly hearing the nearing thunderous roar. It grew exponentially louder, until it became almost deafening. Chandeliers of diamonds clang like wind chimes as the entire buildings shook. Behind the roar were the screams; frail and hoarse, the angry voices were like they had never imagined. Windows shattered, doors broke from their hinges as men in tattered robes stormed the rooms, tackling the Eastern natives. Their furniture shaped in crude crucifixes, their dicks hard with excited, some already foaming. In shock, the rich could do little but scream. The bureaucrats having never even considered the concept of conflict, they were left with torn anal cavities and crucifixes jammed in their eye sockets.
The spreading of Christianity in the Old World's mexico was like that of a disease. It laid dormant for years; building, growing, while appearing as if it was helpless and nearing death. When the parasites neared death, they struck, destroying the flourishing societies of the East and establishing their own, fragile governments. City to city, nation to nation, the disease claimed lives, leaving nothing but destruction behind it.
And that's the story of The Bridge of Eldin.
>recorded my mom shoeplaying
>masturbated to it at least 5 times
>>39304119
What exactly is shoeplaying anon?
>>39304199
Google it, guy.
>>39304237
not him but dont want that shit on my history just fuckin explain what u recorded ur mum doin
All alone on a Friday night? God, we're pathetic
Ehhh? You've never been out on a friday night before?! And you're HOW old?!?!
collegefags get off of MY board
you'll be thrust into the real world eventually when you get put on academic suspension, not all but enough.
>>39304029
can't get academic suspension if you do homework on weekend nights
>>39304018
I just... don't get how it works. I don't know how to do friendship beyond classmate and work acquaintances.
>tfw he's fucking you hard and you can feel his balls slapping against your butthole
>when she tells you to pull out very slowly after cumming
>when he is fucking you hard and you can feel his balls slapping against your balls
>>39303921
gave me a kek anon. nice one
Betas are such huge nuisances.
I want to live in a world with no betas, where everyone acts civilized and normal, and people are just generally a pleasure to have around. Seeing weirdos acting retarded is infuriating, and girls be creeped out all the time. Its annoying as shit to see those freaks struggling with normal life making everyone elses life less comfortable.
Just be fucking normal you fags, or else just get the fuck out of society and stop being such eye-sores.
I'm speechless. I promise I don't look that bad.
As for being an edge lord online I'm guilty as charged .
I'm done with that. Yeah I don't know what to say, I usually don't say much in public to strangers.
>bully people into being betas
>y u so beta?
>>39303602
Cont
I guess it doesn't matter if I'm an edge lord online but not at all Irl.
It doesn't matter, online and irl aren't really separated anymore. So yeah I got the memo, finally.
I've been here for a long time, and I've been so used to being a net troll. It was fun, it was glorious, but it's over and it's not okay.
I'm not part of some group, my voice is for me alone. I dug my way out let's see if they can too but I won't be dragged back by other creeps back into rank.
do you talk to girl today or no
I'm going to shower and plan things.. but I'll probably just go out for lunch and come home.
I never really learned to ride the bike of approaching women and asking her out.
yes let me go to the store and talk to a random girl and disgust/scare her
Is this going to be a Ksenia thread?
Just finished training for my new grocery job. Are all managers such massive douchebags?
>>39303144
Idk, I've never worked a day in my life, NEET here, my NEETbux shoild be coming in the mail soon.
>>39303144
no, my managers quite cool, a couple of my supervisors are cunts though
I wish I could get hired at a grocery store
Anyone else find it kinda hot when a girl is "s0 adDiCteDd to coffee"? At least 3 cups a day. Can tell quality. Knows how to drink it all kinds of different ways. Has one in the middle of the day just because she feels like it after her morning coffee routine is over and isn't kept awake by it.
>cute white woman reminds me to drink coffee
Ok
>>39302970
no. how is that hot? why do you guys like coffee so much?
>>39302970
Nope, in fact, I find those girls unstable and weak. Unstable because they have to find personality through a trend like "i LITERALLY cannot without coffee XDDD" and weak because they have formed a dependence on coffee. You can drink coffee, but don't let it mesh into your everyday.
>Be really successful and popular
>But also always be a bit weird
>Think it's no big deal since I'm doing well in life
>Sophomore year of college comes
>Fall into deep depression
>Find out I have bipolar 2 disorder
>Continue to get all As
>Yet have to use drugs constantly
>Always depressed when sober
>Memory becomes terrible
>Isolate myself from friends
>No longer as sharp most of the time
>Can't leave room without smoking weed
>Feel like a zombie due to drug use and all the above
Anyone who has or knows people with mental illnesses... is there an escape from this?
>>39302762
Yeah. Grow a beard. Trim it with a trimmer
>>39302785
If only I could grow a proper beard to begin with...
A-Any advice guys?
>mfw I come here everyday to hunt for beta males who will never get any sexual intercourse in their life
>mfw I exploit their sexual pent up frustration and use it to fuel my sexual desire
>mfw these sissy fucks cave in and go bi/gay because they need to finally "let loose"
>everyday a new sissy robot pleases me and goes into great detail about their different fetishes
>been doing this for years now and even got some of them to show me their cock and ass
>mfw going to hunt some more for years to come
I have to thank all of you for your years of service, anons.
I love to serve. Salut
As a sissy white boy my only regret is that I can only act like a slut online and not irl.
>>39302759
because mirrors exist amirite
hey /r9k/ how religious are you
http://www.strawpoll.me/13786473
>>39302552
I turned from flaming atheist to Christian within a few years
>>39302569
what changed it for you: introspection, people in your life, people online?
I'm like "go to church maybe a year" tier now.
Before I would go every Sunday pretty much.
>tfw no cold, antisocial gf
Tfw no cold, antisocial gf I can think about pleasing as I wait in between dates.
OFCOURSE
If you're a female its suddenly fucking cool thing and to be desired, literally a mental offset is a postiive trait, what else do you look for in a girl? dark circles under eyes? shyness? casual clothes and troubles making relationships? fuck you beta enablers
It's okay I'll probably have a heart attack any day now