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Daily reminder to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your discord server because Michael is raping everyone out there.
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nobody gives a fuck about that desperate creep
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>>38287247
what is happening dude what the fuck
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your discord has no relation to r9k and no one outside your obnoxious e-friend circle will ever find you tolerable enough to talk to, kys and never come back

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>tfw every crush you've ever had back in high school are now in a relationship, succeeding in life while you're still a virgin that lives with his mother and lies to himself that he's fine being a neet and play vydia games all day.

What was her name?
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>>38287205
Don't compare yourself to girls, especially cute ones. They can't fail at life like men can.
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>>38287222
That's hard, Anon. I feel like a worthless piece of shit. I "cyber stalk" my crushes yesterday and it just made me feel worst
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>>38287205
>What was her name?
There were a few girls in high school but I never had a 'her' until college. Her name was Hannah and I don't think I'll ever be over her.

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Am I cucking my best friend if I fuck his little sister?
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>>38287122
Only if he was going to fuck her.
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Does it turn you on knowing you're going to creampie his imouto OP?
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>>38287122
only if you have a little sister whom you don't offer to his penis in return

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I'd imagine most wageslaves browsing this board are the Toby of their respective workplace. But is there anyone here who's a tier above and is a Dwight or at least an Kevin?
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>tfw a michael
not sure if i should be proud or ashamed
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>>38287104
I'm not quite the Dwight but everyone thinks I'm kinda weird and spacey. Also I'm super lazy and don't follow a lot of workplace policies.

Was there a character in the office that was always on the verge of being fired?
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>>38287162
No but you're other characteristics make you a Creed or Ryan

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Do you know how to dance?
when was the last time you danced with a female?
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>>38287055
>Do you know how to dance?
Yes, I do.
>when was the last time you danced with a female?
Somewhere around 6 years ago.
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>>38287055
who was dancing in the wrong here?
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>>38287055
I'm white and I drink a lot so no I can't dance.
Last time I danced with a woman was with an old friend at my mate's wedding reception, about 2 months ago... and she kept sticking her tongue down my throat.

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>tfw this is the year that I start getting fat
>why did it have to be like this
I am getting up there quick
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>>38287008
>genetics
>always genetics
>be me
>browse 4chan on the daily
>be suprised when i start gaining weight
>>tfw this is the year etc etc
>2018 400
>2020 800
>2025:1500
>2045:dead
>died over a tendies battle
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>>38287008
>6'1"
>140lbs
>carry on my life like usual
>casually weigh myself one day
>I'm up around 170
At what point am I allowed to post in the fatbot threads?
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>>38287088
140 is dyel skelly but 170 seems pretty good for your height. shut up lanklet

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General chatting thread, alcohol > weed edition.

Hey /r9k/, normie here. If you have something on your mind or anything you'd like to talk about, please come post it here. I can't promise I'll offer any meaningful advice, but I'd be very happy to talk through whatever you guys wanna talk about(:

>inb4 normie get off my board reeeeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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>>38287002
Hey normie, last time I asked you a few questions about college and you told me that you did your first year at 21 years old. I'll be 21 really just after the start of college, just to know, when I'll re-start college should I lie to people about my age or make up excuses like health problems?
My age is the only thing that still borrows me, the worst thing would be to let people know that I'm a failure, I don't want to be that kid that everyone avoids because of this past, I'm too used to that role.
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>>38287311
Yeah, I know that insecurity very well, but truth is it's only shameful if you're ashamed of it. I didn't go around flaunting my age, but I never lied about it if I was asked about it - I just told them the facts as they were, told them why I was already 21 when I went to uni, didn't act like it was anything too weird and it was all good. I honestly understand why you're worried about it, but at the end of the day it's uni - if you're friendly and you're fun, nothing else matters. I think you're overestimating the pickiness of people in uni, cause what they really are are strangers in a new place where they don't know anyone but they want to make friends with literally anyone and just go out and have a good time, so they're really not going to care about something like that.
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Don't be shy guys, come post whatever's on your mind here(:

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Who /barney/ here?
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>>38286963
Is this ethical posting?
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DON'T
DELETE THIS QUICKLY
YOU'LL SUMMON HIM
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>>38286963
Please no OP

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Need some advice, m8s

>Go to Kmart's Little Caesars daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform

I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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lkol nice copypasta but no dont do that
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>>38286935
That's a great idea that in no way could ever backfire.
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>>38286935
Don't do that, just invite her on a date, a normal dinner, that's all, i believe in you anon.

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>that kid who wore a shirt with a wolf on it and kept showing it off and bringing it up thinking it was so cool
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>that kid who wore a flame shirt and a trenchcoat with matching fedora and fingerless gloves
>that kid who jerked off to hentai every waking moment
>that kid who killed himself over a pair of scissors and glue
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>>38286966
>that kid on 4chan who saved thumbnails
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>that kid who rode his bike down the main hallway

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NEET boys NEET boys
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they take your 'bux?
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Wait for the next administration to unfuck everything
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>>38286874
You're gonna be waiting 8 years
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>>38286857
I'm not NEET, but I heard hawaii was trying about a Universal Basic Income test run of sorts. Just a little tid bit for who's ever lurking or care to find out about some gossip. You should research it more if you're interested though.

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Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
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My days are grey like dirty snow,
A fire's burning in my soul.
Why should I live - love dying in my pain.
My death is reapers gain.

In solitude I can not tell
Just of my deepest sorrow.
All time that's left is freezing me,
I'm waiting for tomorrow.

The fire in my mourning soul
Burns all my feelings to the ground.
And all my hope has gone away.
I simple will decay.
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>>38286849
shut up meanie rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38286864
Im sorry didn't mean nothing by it. you alright man ?

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>when I murder children, I'm a monster
>when soldiers do it, they're heroes and get million-dollar movie deals about it
hmm...
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it's like you don't know anything about basic tribal behavior of the human animal

teamkill? get booted
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I bet a grand that if you said that same dumbass shit on /pol/, you would've gotten rekt. In fact, im going to rek you rn


By the glory and power of kek,
IM SUPPOSING YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE RECENT BOMBINGS DONE IN GAZA, SYRIA OR ANY OTHER KEBABERY. CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ARE AWFUL, FOR BOTH MEDIA AND GOVERNMENTS (GOVERNMENT INCLUDES ARMY YOU FUCKING MORON) CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ARE MOSTLY EITHER TACTICAL MISTAKES, OR TECHNICAL MISTAKES. WAIT LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE

>The innocent palestinian civilians killed in the recent israeli bombings were given notice by the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) and still refused to move

Don't you dare try to reply without any other examples introducing civilian homicide cases in war zones
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>>38286979
literally the entire saudi-yemen conflict, we've been enabling the saudis to butcher yemeni children for years. not the mention the innumerable civilian casualties caused by drone strikes

Found this cube....What should I do with it?
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>>38286769
Eat it, obviously.

not original apparently
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>>38286769
Break it. Look what's in the middle. What it's made of
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Poop on it

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>mom found the fap fan
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>sammy saw the silly scrotum
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>dad divided my derivative dick
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>Neighbor found the neutrino blocking Higgs field-entangeled Hover pad-output powered atomic switch de Brogglie wave dimensional wormhole.
This is the end lads.


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