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>>38287122
Only if he was going to fuck her.

Does it turn you on knowing you're going to creampie his imouto OP?

>>38287122
only if you have a little sister whom you don't offer to his penis in return

>tfw a michael
not sure if i should be proud or ashamed

>>38287104
I'm not quite the Dwight but everyone thinks I'm kinda weird and spacey. Also I'm super lazy and don't follow a lot of workplace policies.

Was there a character in the office that was always on the verge of being fired?

>>38287162
No but you're other characteristics make you a Creed or Ryan

>>38287055
>Do you know how to dance?
Yes, I do.
>when was the last time you danced with a female?
Somewhere around 6 years ago.

>>38287055
who was dancing in the wrong here?

>>38287055
I'm white and I drink a lot so no I can't dance.
Last time I danced with a woman was with an old friend at my mate's wedding reception, about 2 months ago... and she kept sticking her tongue down my throat.

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>>38287008
>genetics
>always genetics
>be me
>browse 4chan on the daily
>be suprised when i start gaining weight
>>tfw this is the year etc etc
>2018 400
>2020 800
>2025:1500
>2045:dead
>died over a tendies battle

>>38287008
>6'1"
>140lbs
>carry on my life like usual
>casually weigh myself one day
>I'm up around 170
At what point am I allowed to post in the fatbot threads?

>>38287088
140 is dyel skelly but 170 seems pretty good for your height. shut up lanklet

>>38287002
Hey normie, last time I asked you a few questions about college and you told me that you did your first year at 21 years old. I'll be 21 really just after the start of college, just to know, when I'll re-start college should I lie to people about my age or make up excuses like health problems?
My age is the only thing that still borrows me, the worst thing would be to let people know that I'm a failure, I don't want to be that kid that everyone avoids because of this past, I'm too used to that role.

>>38287311
Yeah, I know that insecurity very well, but truth is it's only shameful if you're ashamed of it. I didn't go around flaunting my age, but I never lied about it if I was asked about it - I just told them the facts as they were, told them why I was already 21 when I went to uni, didn't act like it was anything too weird and it was all good. I honestly understand why you're worried about it, but at the end of the day it's uni - if you're friendly and you're fun, nothing else matters. I think you're overestimating the pickiness of people in uni, cause what they really are are strangers in a new place where they don't know anyone but they want to make friends with literally anyone and just go out and have a good time, so they're really not going to care about something like that.

Don't be shy guys, come post whatever's on your mind here(:

>>38286963
Is this ethical posting?

DON'T
DELETE THIS QUICKLY
YOU'LL SUMMON HIM

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>>38286963
Please no OP

lkol nice copypasta but no dont do that

>>38286935
That's a great idea that in no way could ever backfire.

>>38286935
Don't do that, just invite her on a date, a normal dinner, that's all, i believe in you anon.

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>that kid who wore a flame shirt and a trenchcoat with matching fedora and fingerless gloves
>that kid who jerked off to hentai every waking moment
>that kid who killed himself over a pair of scissors and glue

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>>38286966
>that kid on 4chan who saved thumbnails

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>that kid who rode his bike down the main hallway

Wait for the next administration to unfuck everything

>>38286874
You're gonna be waiting 8 years

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>>38286857
I'm not NEET, but I heard hawaii was trying about a Universal Basic Income test run of sorts. Just a little tid bit for who's ever lurking or care to find out about some gossip. You should research it more if you're interested though.

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My days are grey like dirty snow,
A fire's burning in my soul.
Why should I live - love dying in my pain.
My death is reapers gain.

In solitude I can not tell
Just of my deepest sorrow.
All time that's left is freezing me,
I'm waiting for tomorrow.

The fire in my mourning soul
Burns all my feelings to the ground.
And all my hope has gone away.
I simple will decay.

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>>38286849
shut up meanie rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38286864
Im sorry didn't mean nothing by it. you alright man ?

it's like you don't know anything about basic tribal behavior of the human animal

teamkill? get booted

I bet a grand that if you said that same dumbass shit on /pol/, you would've gotten rekt. In fact, im going to rek you rn


By the glory and power of kek,
IM SUPPOSING YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE RECENT BOMBINGS DONE IN GAZA, SYRIA OR ANY OTHER KEBABERY. CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ARE AWFUL, FOR BOTH MEDIA AND GOVERNMENTS (GOVERNMENT INCLUDES ARMY YOU FUCKING MORON) CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ARE MOSTLY EITHER TACTICAL MISTAKES, OR TECHNICAL MISTAKES. WAIT LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE

>The innocent palestinian civilians killed in the recent israeli bombings were given notice by the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) and still refused to move

Don't you dare try to reply without any other examples introducing civilian homicide cases in war zones

>>38286979
literally the entire saudi-yemen conflict, we've been enabling the saudis to butcher yemeni children for years. not the mention the innumerable civilian casualties caused by drone strikes

>>38286769
Eat it, obviously.

not original apparently

>>38286769
Break it. Look what's in the middle. What it's made of

Poop on it

>sammy saw the silly scrotum

>dad divided my derivative dick

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>Neighbor found the neutrino blocking Higgs field-entangeled Hover pad-output powered atomic switch de Brogglie wave dimensional wormhole.
This is the end lads.

>>38286743
I can't wait until this terrible season is over. I seriously want to punch people in the face when they are excited that summer is coming. Fuck off.

>cant wear comfy jacket for additional pockets
>cant wear beanie to cover head
>cant not sweat all night
>cant not pay out the ass to keep cool
I might have solved the last one a bit at least. 77 isnt really cool, but its cheaper then it will be last year.

>>38286758
i like winter when everything is dead

Mad because I adopted a monkey without telling them

>>38286706
They'd just be relieved I wasn't gay desu.

Insinuating that I can get a female kek