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>>34992488
Correction
>Somewhere in Europe or the United States
Nice dubs, hh brother.

>>34992566
Nigger nig in Africa aswell, nigger

>>34992566

Brazil exists

pretty hot desu
>want to buy a horse pussy bad dragon fleshlight
>still live with parents
feels bad man

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>>34992475
no cock like horse cock

>>34992475
Oi cunt I was gonna use this for the copypasta meme fag better at least bump my thread boi
>>34993533

Good on you for at least spreading my OC image at least.

>>34992474

What's the problem? Seeking assistance from other people is not the same as having the government provide to you at the expense of others.

>>34993304
alas, if only they could understand this

>>34993334
If only you could understand this

>>34992468

A certain qt at my work is my "motivation" too.

But deep down inside, i know she's taken.

You forgot the numerous times he'll shoot loads of cum into her vagina and on to her face.

Just fucking do it you faggot. Get yourself together. If you really want her go and fight for her. Stop giving excuses like you're just a robot. Stand your ground and show you are a force to be reckoned with. Fuck him. Show her you're better. You might not be good looking or buff, but I'm sure you got a killer sense of humor. Or you have some interesting hobby that can impress her. Woo her. Show her what you got. Don't give up. Don't be retarded. It's not over. Just fight for it.

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what does it feel like to have depression? my brother has it but i never really understand him.

>>34992405
time to apply for autism bucks

>>34992405

If you've never been injected with haldol against your will you know nothing of mental illness.

>>34992341
>tricking people into "girlfriend" meme
who paid you motherfucker?

>>34992341
She's 2D, why bother asking

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My perfect girlfriend is girl who wants to feed me and pay for me.

Only as a fantasy

>>34992316
Morality is a relative thing, and familial relationships should be strong, but it's okay if it consensually becomes sexual.

>>34992316
if I had a hot sister I'd want to fudge her

>>34992314
post face anon, I bet you're not even that ugly

>>34993061
This
Du it faggot
Orig

>>34992314
attractiveness is mostly how you dress and how fit you are
i promise you that anon, im pretty ugly but i can dress and my body isnt a wreck and i still function in society

Standing under water for 4 mins, what is the is again anon.

>>34992114
take a shower you stinky boy

Take a shower you goddamn fag. Being clean feels nice

>>34992026
My hair is always touching the back of my neck, what are you talking about OP

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>>34992103
this region

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>blow load
>unwrap makeshift hair cockring from shaft
>return to headbanging some epic riffs

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oh save me save me!!! please let me go! *pleads*

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>>34991965
*whispers* hi Iittle boy! can you let me go please?

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Thiss apu thred go way

>>34991915
How much porn would you have to consume on a daily basis to ask a question like this?

>>34991915
Because it's the ultimate sign that your girl is a dedicated loving cutie

I'm 5'6" and my 5'9" GF rims and fingers my butt while jacking and sucking my 5" dick

The spread of fag and jew sexuality due to porn and the entertainment industry.

>>34991897
Yes, im pan sexual and I've been with both genders

>>34992269
>implying pansexual is a thing

shut the fuck up

>>34992269
i wish you pan FRIED

>>34991875
source of this spooky photo?

if i get something out of it, sure, probably. if i dont get recognition and therefore dont get anything out of it, id have to think about it.

>>34991875
>cut off your own hand
probably better than cutting my whole arm, at least my arm is still useful?

>>34991820
haha what the fuck is this from?

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>>34991820
Day 1
>be me 14 yo
>sleep at my aunt place
>plays video games with my cousin
>he decide to go to sleep
>need to drink something
>go downstairs but couldn't find a clean glass
>goes silently to my aunt bedroom because didn't wanted to wake her up
>door is open, I take a peak
>she's furiously masturbating with her both hands
>couldn't stop looking at it
>when she was done I went to sleep

continue

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>>34992009
Day 2
>After my cousin felt asleep I decide to go watch once again
>I slowly walk towards the door
>I can already hear her moaning
>I'm close to the door now but I can barely see, the door is barely opened
>She was doing it again
>I'm so hard, can't help myself
>I start masturbating too
>I was young so I couldn't last long, and came while she was still at it
>While cumming I pushed the door a bit, and it made some loud door noise
>She looked at me, my hand covered in cum
>I though she would get mad but instead she finished herself looking at me
>I went back to sleep, really ashamed of myself

After that we never talked about it, it's been years and now that I'm a grown up she flirts with me