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>Where do you live?

>Where do you want to live?

Me : Mesa, Arizona
I would live in Flagstaff for the cold but would be homeless
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>north Argentina
is like our Texas, we easily get to 40 degrees and we are full of inmigrants and rednecks
>Capital city (BAIRES)
im moving next year but only until I finish college, I don't ever want to go back here so I dont know how am I going to get money for rent as I am a neet with no job skills
>Japan
someday in the future if my film career progress I want to live there, cozy place for robots
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>>37312492
>Gilbert, Arizona
>Laguna Hills, California
I really only have a beef with a roastie there, but if you want to hang out and bike around, i know a riparian reserve that has animals we can pet behind it.
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>>37312745

Im on the Gilbert side of Mesa, by the airport. Where are you at?

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What the fuck are you supposed to do when your social circle is too small to have girls/or you are never in places where one could meet a girl?

This is stupid. I am normie enough to get a gf eventually, I just don't get to meet any.
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>>37312397
>Being normie enough to have a chance

Get out. Now.
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>>37312444
Lmao what's your problem? We are in the same boat, my nigga
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>>37312397
What kind of place with no explicit gender exclusivity policy would you be in where there would be literally no female presence? Not one single woman?

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IMO, it's really easy to spot virgins. Not the obvious 300 lb fedora ones, but regular looking, sometimes even good looking guys who you know have never received the validation of being desired by and having sex with women. They are not physically repulsive and have average to decent hygiene. They wear normal clothes, sometimes even really nice clothes. But you can tell. It's in the walk, imo. I've drawn this diagram, which helps illustrate, but does not tell the whole story
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>>37312216
Finally someone made a figure.
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So when women see virgins and the way they walk, they are naturally repelled. In this way, virgins stay virgins as their virginity actually prevents them from being attractive to women.

Whereas men who have regular sex are attractive due to the positive influence that regular sex has on their physique and behaviour.
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>>37312216
Start lifting weights and it will fix your shit posture, haven't found a fix for the eye contact thing yet though.

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Where can one get an anti-fa fembot GF?
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Why would you want one?

Original
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>>37312173
To shape her into a traditional qt
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Is she actually an antifa?
God, I wish women would just stay out of politics.

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Dump your dog photos here. A (you) will be given to the anon who finds that four panel one with the dog on the phone
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Uh oh. Who knows what this could mean.
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origami desu ne
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Dogs are literally the best thing. I'm serious here.

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sleep well, sweet prince

you were there before you were born and now you are going back again, as are we all
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>>37311761
stream it?


bloxo
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>>37311761
Timestamp you attentionwhore

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>there are people who believe this book was anti socialist

>there are people who refuse to acknowledge that George Orwell was a democratic socialist

It was anti Stalinism/Marxism-Leninism, not socialism.

Same goes for retard ancaps and lolberts favorite book, 1984
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>>37311678
Libertarians are the most intellectually dishonest people on the planet. Ancaps are just retarded.
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>>37311715
And why is that ?


Ygrjbkhfvjhrcv
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Huxley is the real redpill

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ive got 1.5mg xanax, 3 pills of ritlain some weed and hash and a few bottles of alcohol, my parents are away till friday so i wont be bothered.

what is the bets way of mixing these or shouldnt i mix at all like xanax and alcohole dont mix to well, what time should i take what and what should i eat before, basicly what is the best possible high i can get with these substances, pure or mixed.

not looking to od just having some fun and experimenting.
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>>37311634
I would take some Ritalin then use the xanax for the comedown
Don't mix alcohol with it, it will ruin and distort everything
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>>37311634
if uve got benzo tolerance, ez to drink with xanax
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>>37311693
should i take the ritaline all at once or will one pill set me of good also should i stay awake during the xanax or just nap? and can one hallucinate while under the influence of xanax?
>>37311727
never taken one in my life so i geuss i wont try that

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Age 17
>Spend most of my time worrying about my future and my career
Age 19
>Spend most of my time worrying about my career and missing out on teenage love
Age 21
>Spend most of my time in isolation, worrying about my career
Age 23
>Spend most of my time in isolation worrying about my career and where my life is headed
Age 25
>Spend most of my time desperately trying to get with women after realizing that my career trajectory is shit and there is nothing I can do to fix it
Age 27
>Plagued with constant despair, rejection and feelings of inferiority

Now 28, does it get any better guys?
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34 here, and no.
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>Failed the interview for cart-pushing at the supermarket
>even told them I could start immediately at any shifts
I'm glad I know I can give up now.
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>>37311536
Surprisingly a girl confessed to me at 25 and now I'm having actual sex.
Sometimes it gets better, but I don't have the slightest idea how I got here.

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How do I get a trap gf, r9k? Honest question.
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>>37311528
By not being a total faggot and liking women only
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>>37311528
>trap
>gf
Choose one
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>>37311538
Only real answers, please. I seek a qt trap gf for love and companionship.

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Bimbos are objectively the hottest women. Prove me wrong.
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>>37311447
they're sort of too perfect to be taken seriously
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Anastasiya Kvitko is a goddess desu
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>>37311447
I love bimbos

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>"Not so fast Anon! You think I'm going to let you sit inside on your computer on such a beautiful Saturday afternoon? No way!"

>*montage sequence of her leading you reluctantly around town to different locations - a cafe, bookstore, park, movie theater- slowly bringing you out of your shell and teaching you to love life*
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All of that sounds boring as shit I just want to play bloodborne
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>>37311386
>Uhh I have work from 17:00 to 06:00 so piss off and let me sleep k thx.
Nice try op but you're going to have to do better than that.
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>>37311386
Life isn't an anime, you moron. I think the only person here who needs to get away from their computer is you.

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>tfw no Emma Watson gf
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>tfw no g gf
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>>37311307
God she was a 5/10. I know celebs are without all the make up and airbrush, but Fuck disappointed.
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>emma watson
breh she's ugly as shit and has the face of a horse.

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America is the best country on earth.

I make more from my shitty drop-out job than European engineers do and I live in a better house than the prime minister of england. Every man can live like a king here. Even if you're poor and stupid you can live a life better than 99% of the world.
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>>37311139
>than the prime minister of England.

She's a woman.
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>>37311207
Where did he imply she wasn't?
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>>37311139
I literally make over 20 bucks an hour in a minimum wage job

Whats the average pay in the US now?

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Post your lock screen and r8 others

>pic related is mine
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SONICS ARMS ARE BLUE YOU FUCKING NORDKEK NIGGER

FUCK YOU OP

PIC RELATED YOU SUBHUMAN SWINE


RRRRRRRREEEEEEEERRRRRERR
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>>37311058
bruh it's obviously Danish
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>inb4 Chris-chan shitposting

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