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>>35472814
You need to be +18 to be in this site.

They are called "Increasingly Verbose"

>>35472814
fuck off behind the meme/ know your meme/ reddit cancer, you ruin memes and kill whats sacred about them .fuck off please

Well find yourself a date and You'll realize all girls are dumb sluts. That fantasy Will poof into air so fast.

>>35472058
>family
no, i wouldnt want that. Not because of mgtow or "cucking" divorce but i dont imagine myself as a father besides i wouldnt want to bring children onto this Earth. I'd like to be eccentric artist or commanding leader type of guy.

>>35472091

You know who said a similar thing? My mother.
That they're mostly not good, they would cheat on me, take advantage of me etc etc. "Be very careful" etc...

But I'm dumb and I believe there are a lot of good girls out there who will make good wives. If that makes me stupid and naive, I prefer to remain stupid and naive, for the sake of my mind. Because I don't like reality, don't want to accept it.

Why do you persist in asking questions to which you already know the answers?

>>35464590
I do. I can't wait to meet a nice woman and get marry desu. My biological man clock is ticking lol.

can i marry onahole?

>>35459631
I'm sorry. I always wake up in the middle of the night.

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>>35459631
Me either. I haven't been able to get a good night's sleep lately and I feel so sleep deprived.

>>35459631
You should probably kill yourself then

>>35499580
if you want some trash roastie, it's easy. If you want a grill that loves you for what you are, it's fucking hard. I used to be a normie, and my gf still sticks with me.

I don't know anyone my age (27) who never had a girlfriend. And I don't see this changing any time soon. I'm pretty sure I'll hit the 30s as a pure boy. It's quite impressive in a way. We should get some kind of medal for that.

Normalfags supposedly say it's supposedly easy but I have never once seen a guy "pick up" a girl. The more I think of, the more I'm convinced it's all a conspiracy. It can't be so easy and commonplace and yet thousands of depressed young men from all over the world spend their days on various web sites about how they don't know how to do it. The normalfags didn't invite us. It's easy to get a gf so much as you're in on the running gag. I'm going to investigate further.

>>35498488
fatbot detected. Have you tried anything besides microwaved frozen vegetables?
>griiled squash
>corn on the cob
>tomato and basil
>stir fried bok choy with garlic
>lettuce on your burger
>baked sweet potato fries with paprika
How are these not enjoyable for you?

>>35498488
Try grilling them or frying them until you can get used to the taste. Pick crunchier things, or the ones with more flavour.

The texture of squash can be pretty disgusting. Cabbage has no taste and is only slimy. Might be solved if you fry it, though.
Spinach is nice. Better than cabbage, and healthier, too.

>>35498673
as a fellow fatty, this anon's suggestion isn't as shit as it may seem
i still wont eat peppers or tomatoes fuck them

>>35498421
lost in translation does not even belong there, fuck off.

>lars and the real grill
>drive
>her
>ex machina
>zombieland

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This should be on the list. Lost in the Translation shouldn't.

>>35498413
Yes. Go to college. Study something you really enjoy and live your life the way you want to. Try new things and don't let anxiety get in your way.

You need to keep your foot on the prverbial gas pedal.

If you start to wane in your resolve to be a normal healthy functioning adult then its all downhill and no one will be able to save you. Hell, no one will even want to.

Don't take your foot off the gas pedal, anon.

>>35498413
only if you don't ask questions

>>35498318
You're looking at it.

>>35498360
I don't think r9k is that bad. Not as nice as /trv/ (which I think is the nicest), not as mean as /out/

>>35498412
wtf /out/ is not mean. it's one of the few boards I frequent and it's pretty nice desu
unless you are a fucking faggot, of course

work on your chest faggot

>>35498117
seems like youre still a loser, seeing that one one will listen to your bragging but us.

>>35498147
Yop no chest fag

>>35497685
When i say go, be ready to hug

You guys wont even hug akari. Fucking faggots i swear

>>35497920
but she's a little girl. i dont want to look like a creep

His legs is so fucking small, pathetic.

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Real life Chad Thundercock!!! REEEEEEE!!!!

Only gay robots would think that thing is attractive.

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>>35497461
>white
>on /r9k/
>with an internet connection
>an internet connection that allowed dozens of women, white or otherwise to make fun of me and make hate accounts about me
>he thinks I can't be a robot because "muh WHITEYS r stealin muh WOMXN"

Hey where do I go to get this aforementioned worship my dude

>>35497494
You forgot to edit the first line of your memetext so I win, bye

>>35497509
/int/ and interpals

I thought you whites were supposed to be the smart ones, why do I have to hold your hand just to prove that I'm 100% always correct and never wrong (ever)?

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Anyone else having a harder and harder time gleaning pleasure from these?

I mean, it used to make me feel good(at least I'm not THAT guy) but now I just feel bad for these people.

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heeeeeeheheheheheehheeh

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>>35497376
(You)

AreNotOriginalo!

I have aspergers and I usually avoid it because it keeps me awake all night and makes me want to do things like drawing and writing stuff.

>>35497342
At least it makes you creative

>>35497383
>at least it makes you manic
FTFM
Why else live?