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Anyone else see shit like this at their university?
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I've never actually heard of Antifa until today with these threads on r9k.
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>>37019884
I live where these posters were put up (Seattle), and they were done by college guys who are more /pol/ than antifa. The antifa guys just take them down wherever they are. I guess it's like how all those mosques were being called in with threats and it turned out to be some kid in Israel.
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>>37019884

These are obviously mock posters made by anti-intellectuals. They're meant to trick stupid people into believing they're legit. If you fall for it, you're a moron.

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Describe yourself in 2 or 3 short sentences.
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Bojack horseman without the fame or wealth.
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>>37019766
Clone of my dad.
My dad's an asshole.
I'm trying not to be a clone of my dad.
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>>37019766
The physical manifestation of getting shit on. I'd think god forgot about me if I didn't know he hated me

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>tfw magic doesn't exist
>tfw there are no portals to parallel fantasy worlds for you to discover
>tfw you will never go on epic adventures in that fantasy land
>tfw you will never build up a group of fun friends of different fantasy backgrounds and races
>tfw mundane reality will always prevail no matter how much you daydream about this
>tfw escapism through video games and anime just isn't enough anymore
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>>37019753
Have you thought about larping that might satisfy your hunger for fantasy at least for a while.
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>>37019753
Don't know about portals and fantasy worlds but there might be different dimensions / realities out there possibly
Just start meditating and use that as escapism
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>ywn get a quest from a shady gal at the back of a tavern to complete and in return be initiated in her dark clan
I can't go on like this.

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Who here (shaved) arm/armpit fetish?

>tfw you can easily fap to clothed women, attractive or not
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Female armpits are glorious. Warm, dank caverns of femininity.
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>>37019697
I want to stick my penis in between a woman's arm.
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>>37019655
I'm right there with you, shaved pits are best pits

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*yaaawn* Hey there, could you folks keep it down a bit? I haven't finished my coffee yet and without it I literally can not function, so please don't talk to me until I'm done.
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Sorry man. I know what it's like. Enjoy your coffee.
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>>37019559
Who gave you permision to talk to me to say i shouldnt talk to you when i still havent finished my cofee?
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>>37019559
Sorry anon, let me know when your finished.

But please, let me know AFTER I have finished my coffee

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>tfw oneitis messages me first
>write 'hey' back
>She immediately talks about her romantic issues with another guy

I'm not even a beta orbiter. We had a thing a while back but it ended. I go to a social gathering last week and she's there and hooks-up with my friend. Ever since then she keeps messaging me like we're close friends. I wan't to remain dignified and try to avoid her at all costs, but I can't resist messaging back when she messages me first in case she wants me back.
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>>37019346
Dude just be blunt and ask her why she's telling you this.
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>>37019346
Ask her why she is messaging you about her relationship problems
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>>37019427
I did and she just pussy foots around

also when the fuck did being all soppy and emotional get you chicks? I used to think that's where I was going wrong

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Help, a boy is asking me to send lewd pictures of myself to him. What do I do?
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>>37019286
show him your dick
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>>37019286
Post them here first, we'll be able to tell you whether he will like them or not.
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>>37019286
You don't; most qts you will meet will enjoy the fact that you don't hand out lewds

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Oh hey there, wagie!
You're probably wondering what I'm doing. Heh.
Well because of ALL the free time I have and my intellect I decided to learn the art of electrical and mechanical engineering.
Currently I'm building a motorcycle from scratch with an engine size of 1000 cubic centimeters. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend will like it when I pick her up while you're slaving your ass off, you cager.

Oh and what was that, unicuck?
Are you mad that you have to spend thousands of dollars to Professor Goldberg who barely teaches you anything useful? How is calc II treating you, brainlet?
Meanwhile I managed to become a professional engineer within 2 years FOR FREE. I have all resources available online for free while you have to spend fortunes for books.

See you on the roads, losers.
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Another day, another haircut, amirite?
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>he has to pay tuition fee's
hows living in a second world country treating you?
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>>37019051
>See you on the roads, losers
Two can play that game neetcuck

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>>37019036
top 30% isn't so bad
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women are unpleasable, so who cares. as long as you get off who gives a shit about the woman.
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9" is the minimum

Source: I'm a girl;-)

Will be posting pics
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>>37019215
>9" us the minimum
>I'm a girl ;-)
Mate, stop it.

25+ thread.

Honestly sick of all these 19 and 20 year old babbys crying about their bleddit-tier normalfag problems.

Anyone here know this feel?
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>>37018919
Yes
I've seen people getting their shit together in college or uni, but after 24-25 there's little hope
You're broken for life, even if you find someone it's too little too late
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24 here, not a normie, not a virgin, not a neet, not able to attract a female for a meaningful relationship. When I lost my virginity 8 years ago, I posted about it on /r9k/ and the people here weren't REEing at me. But I haven't made any significant in-roads with a female in years.

About the 19-20 year olds bitching about their problems, I can't complain about it because I was in their shoes when I was their age, maybe you oldfags should remember that you were 19-20 on 4chan once.
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>>37018919
I can't relate to 25 year olds either. Anyone under 30-something year old is a fucking alien to me since they were born and raised on the internet.

Also 25+ year old threads always bring in kid who are 25- years young just be like all WHOA HEY I'M SO OLD YOU GUYS ME TOO TOTALLY >>37019093 like this guy

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Deutschsprachige Roboter aller Nationen vereinigt euch.
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Guten abend meinen Deutsch freunde
Wie geht's
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>>37018917
Halbschabe reportiert ein, wie war euer Tag so, meine deutschen Feinde?
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>>37018917
>>37018960
>>37019022

Gureg votang der ir greudan malisch!

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>*knock knock*
Hello? One large two topping pizza for Mr. "Neet"?
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>haha thanks... I..I'm having a party
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>only one
Wrong house, wagie!
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>A single large
Where the fuck is the other pizza, my 2L of coke, and my sandwich?

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Post your eyes and rate
>purple bags masterrace
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>>37018527
I like your eyes anon, very aesthetic.
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>>37018594
You're eyes are pretty nice too, anon.
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>>37018527
>>37018594
Cool eyes guys

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You guys have seriously never had or gf or is it just a meme
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>>37018485
Believe it or not, it's true.
Most of users here never had a gf.
The other users are wizards.
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I've had one before. That was many years ago.
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>>37018485
Still a virgin, never had a gf, KHV full force.
And it's not even because I'm ugly or bad at conversations. It's just that I have absolutely no desire to get one.

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Who in the fuck is this and what's her deal?
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>>37018352
it's you
time to go roast
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>>37018352
Its a piggy who escaped St Martin's day
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Dunno but she's funny as fuck.

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