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It must feel great. Tfw no gf and ilym

no real way to make sure a date goes good. you just gotta hope the chemistry and situation work out.
i went to the movies with my ex gf once. i just had my arm around her the entire time and it was really peaceful. idk if that counts as a date or not

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>>39613753
>too ugly to get a date
>even if I could get one I wouldn't know where you are suposed to go or do on a date
>even if I knew I don't have a drivers license to go there
Why is this shit so complicated?

orbiters deserve the chair,.

>>39613752
Mods are faggots. This is known.

>>39614374
>mods are gods.

ftfy

Please fucking kill yourself
only post a male's asshole if it's a trap and ONLY a 2D trap

>>39613726
I would appreciate a rational response to my thread, please. I've done my part, I expect rational, or at lest heterosexual, feedback.

>>39613703
>What creature would ask for their partner to be lazy and stupid? I want what resembles myself.

I'm lazy and stupid.

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I WANT
TO
CHAAAAANGE THE WORLD

kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni
ima yuuki to egao no KAKERA daite

THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UUUUUUUUP

YA YO YA YO

DREAMIN'

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>23 years old
>graduated Uni last year
>been doing an unpaid 4 day internship full-time for 11 months now
>still no job offer
>applied for 74 jobs and only got 4 phone calls back and 3 interviews
>over 3,000 applicants for one of the jobs

I've fixed my cover letter up and feel like I'm making progress, 3 out of the 4 phone calls have been in the last 2 weeks and I might have some interviews soon

>tfw you hear some 320lb fat fuck boomer unironically whinging about kids complaining about never being able to afford a house and how jobs are hard to get who then later talks about how he off-shored his customer support to Bangladesh after you've ate nothing all day but cous cous
actually hope he dies of a heart attack tbqh

>>39613645
>male cashier at a grocery store
>look at the clock every 10 minutes
>everytime i leave, i feel like my soul has been raped
>for 11 canadian dollars an hour
>i want to be murdered

>>39614040
Sounds nice. Good luck with interviews. Have you been able to get to main Hiring cuck instead of going through HR fucks?
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+email+resume+avoid+hr&oq=how+to+email+resume+avoid+hr&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.17283j0j4&client=ms-android-att-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

>>39614913
I was cashier, but at five cucks customers are friendly. Sometimes they do get mad at price cause it is overpriced. One time I did get older fag who kept talking over me as I was describing menu. He got mad with me trying to make sure his order is correct thinking I'm a brainlet. Working with normie co workers is what got me most. Good food though.

yeah it;s a very strange feeling

feels like when I used to get blasted on weed

>>39613627
Feel like this but not as bad. I've had this real bad a few times to the point of almost blacking out. It's from anxiety bullshit

>>39613627
Wish everything looked like a movie but instead it doesn't even seem like it could possible exist too real and can never be replicated in any artistic impression.

>>39613614
> that I look like a holocaust victim

> that I'm "cute"

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>i look incredibly fucking ugly
>that i should be a model

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>>39613614
>I hate you anon
>I love you anon

Both by the same person. But in the same order.

>not being able to be polite to people to make your own life go smoother and less painful
You don't fight against the current and complain that you are getting tired. You're supposed to infiltrate them and bide your time until the uprising. Honestly disappointed in you. The fact you don't know this but use the term red-pill and black-pill ironically makes me think you just get bullied because you are retarded.

>>39613555
Probably

Origigano

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>>39613630
>>39613630
inflitration never works. You pretend to be the normalfag, and you become a normalfag

This is the sum of the Muslim American experience for the past 15 years

>9/11 happens
>Normalfags now hate Muslims
>Muslims pretend to be liberals, because so tolerant
>Muslim kids become SJW fags and sluts because liberals have a monopoly on American Muslim thought
Dont think robots will be any different. At least we had things like ISIS to remind us we are not normies. You have nothing

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They are superior to me atleast.

They aren't, but society allows them much power to live superior lives to most men.

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They're definitely nicer than men.

>>39613531
>tfw lisp

>>39613531
>of
>it's
Are you sure you're not a tard, anon?

>>39613531
This isn't the place to go for help with your problems. This is the place you go when you'd rather blame an arbitrarily assigned nonexistant group of people for all your woes. And then you all circle jerk over how much better you all are than them.

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1st for Ted K, a true hero who did what it took

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Reminder that life is just a Game of Kevs

Any of you lads see the northern lights tonight? it's completely covered in cloud where I live totally gutted. Hopefully I get to see them tomorrow.

>>39613514
>actually dating someone
>then posting about it here
where do you think you are?

>My advice to you guys is not to date high schoolers and trans boys.

I would never do either of those things, and that you did makes me pretty certain you're using "mutually toxic" to cover up the fact that you are indeed a predator.

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what's the age difference, op? start with that.

I dream for the day anime dies. I want to be here when everyone spergs out including me. I want studios to fall week after week with people worrying who will be next. I want animator crying on their twitters that they are homeless snow. I want an anime genocide.

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>>39613408
So we share the same dream? Subarashii!

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I want YKK to get the localisation it deserves.

>>39613373
The first time I was in a classroom with other children

They were kind enough to point it out, and to continue pointing it the duration of my life

>>39613398
School is always a brutal experience for the average ugly person, i too have been called ugly throughout my entire life, i've contemplated surgery bit lack the temperament or money to go through with it and honestly there are too many flaws too correct

>>39613373
>with 4 friends at school and some roastie
>she hugs everyone except me and leaves
>only sure that 2 of them knew her
>ask the other 2 if they knew her
>"No."

>>39613345
me top right

>>39613364
Who is that forreal

blacked is a fucking disappointment anymore.

i dont even bother checking their updates and i canceled my account. The last 2 or so months of updates have been shit. all old and ugly hags.