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>>38503958
People tend to forget their ancestors didn't really have those laws in place and child marriages were more commonplace.

>>38504262
Even so, I don't get how they can have such rabidly defended beliefs and not be able to defend them in the slightest. And not just beliefs, but want to actually ruin people's lives because they're sort of uncomfortable.

In my country it's 16 and 18yos can fuck 15yos.
That's pretty alright in my opinion tbqh but I'm still not getting any prime teen ass

>>38366380
I meant mean not man

>>38366380
fuck off norman

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She has accomplished her goal with Tinder
>found a beta provider (you)
>found a big dicked chad to please her
She has all the men she needs now.

>>38503952
Unlike your impending suicide or mine, a celebrity suicide stands out because they are supposed to have it all. Friends, lovers, money, luxury, etc. The common man cannot understand that there are difficulties in that life. They can't see past their own mediocrity.

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>>38503952
why do they do it?, originally

>>38503952
I thought only robots were allowed to be depressed and have mental illness?

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>>38366299
Was everybody having a good time?

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>>38367242
Possibly, but they definitely made me lose my mind

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>>38366260
>implying Chad needs hair

>>38366260
Same here luckily there's a ton of pills you can take to buy you 10-15 years and hopefully there's at least a somewhat better cure by then?

Fin came out in the 90s so 2020 2030 or 2040 better have some shit

>>38366260
You could do the "Big Three." The problem is that Minox and Fin have shitty side effects -- bloating, excess weight gain and loss of "the drive" for the latter, but it's not like any of you fuckers were using it anyway -- and their efficiency decreases with time. Nizoral shampoo is good to use, whether you're thinning or not.

I've just moved on to buzzing it and going over the remnants with a trimmer every few days or so.

How did it happen anon? Greentext?

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>mom's best friend found the great cum tapestry

>>38503945
Well, maybe you're doing it wrong. Tell me what you're doing and I may be able to help you.

>>38503945
Just find an attractive beta kid and ask him out. If he says no you're just unattractive. If a random girl that was decently attractive asked me out on a date I would say yes without even thinking about it.

>>38503945
fat girls look better online than irl

>>38366217
then tell your parents that you will all possibly die due to falling asleep at the wheel which is incredibly common

>>38366205
You gotta post how she looks like my man.
She probably wants to fugg if anything. This is your only chance to fuck a milf

>>38366205
You have a feminine body
"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
A feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face. That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world. For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.


https://chirb.it/e4qKa0

A female voice.

>>38366231
She is not terribly huge,but she definitely outweighs my mom. And she is a bit taller than me too. Maybe in her 40s.

>>38366354
You are an asshole if you think i am reading all that nonsense,i hope you know that.

Most women can't take more than 7 inches or it's too painful for sex
Source: me

>>38366233
7.5 here, almost every girl can take it balls deep
Source: me

I've been average in all areas of my life. I am content.

They were never anything but bad, but the recent wave of shitting on them is nothing but bandwagoning

>>38366109
Because they dindu nuffin.
They're supposed to cure autism and shieeeeeet. But I spin then and they only tire my hands and make them hurt.
And then the fizzing sound gives me tinnitus.

>>38503914
*moving

>>38503914
go go nippon!

>>38503914
Do you know moon? If you don't you may as well become a statistic when you get there.