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>>39364952
Where are you from? origanul

>>39364952
>Fuck, all I want to do is marry a cute, loving black guy and live happily together innawoods.
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39364952
I've sucked dicks before but gayness still grosses me out.

"I don't want to leave the house."

"I'm gonna cum"

>>39364833
"that hurts daddy"
my mom never let me visit him in prison so i haven't seen him since

>>39364746
Dont suppose we can see a pic?

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>>39364746
beat out all the other sperm

aahaha fuckn casuals

>>39364757
Just imagine an emo wrist scar on a pec im on the bus

>>39364743

How is AAA gaming good?
How are JRPGs bad?
What friends did you lose?
What good are friends that abandon you in need?

>>39364743
im glad it's going bad for you haha

>>39364785
damn, got me thinking right now

Because women all want guys 3 points above them at least.

Being a 4/10, this makes it hard to get 2s, and 1s are the only thing left.

>>39364661
Bullshit, ugly girls also want perfect alphas. They might settle for you, but only because they wouldn't get any dicks otherwise. She won't love you either.

>>39364661
>The ugly girl is forgiving and will love you, go for her

hahaha no, i enjoy rejecting ugly girls and they get extremely caustic because some average dude rejected them, they are WAY worse than good looking women because the only worthwhile thing in a woman is her looks, when she is ugly she knows she doesn't have anything and this twists her mind to insanity, ugly or insecure women are hell on earth to deal with, whatever you do it's the wrong thing

>>39364659
>You should get more sunlight, anon
>*opens curtain*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

winter is coming soon so it's all alright lads don't worry
but maybe go out to the woods on your own and get some sun in a clearing?

>>39364659
>>god anon, you're so pale
>>is something wrong?
>>maybe you should get yourself tested for anemia
>FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dumb pasty anime boi.

>>39364647
tell me more about your setup

>>39365751
first i tried a plague,bountyhunter,and 2 templars then i tried 2 archers a bounty hunter and a templar but that bitch still fucked my ass raw
note that i'm really new to the game and i know little to nothing

>>39366082
wtf is a templar

fuck of back to incestuous redneck towns, you fucking fat bastard.

>>39364643
Someone's obviously a bit jealous of our great empire.

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I wish I was American

oregalll

>>39364629
The protagist of mr robot is inaccuratly portrayed. Srsly. Everyone who indetifies with Elliot thinking that he is a robot as well is for 100% not a robot.

>>39364629
True Detective. Rustin Cohle is a robot/chad hybrid.

>Atypical is a robot show
>autism gets a hookup in 2nd episode

>>39364581
>Any other fagbots have a healslut kink? I cant find a good guild in gw2 whos wiling to indulge me.
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39365577
>tfw I like being called a sissy white boi

But the best game to be a healslut in is FFXIV.

It feels bad. I hope I can stay a comfy dirtbag as long as I can and that my death is swift and unexpected

>>39364505
I'll inherit an apartment, a residential building and a country house, albeit a cheap one.

So feels pretty good if I am to be honest with you.

>>39364518
Me too anon, me too.
I'm 23 and doing high school classes because i'm a piece of shit who didn't graduate. I'm doing my best to get an economics degree so i have some sort of means to earn an income so i can fuel the rest of my shitty life.

>inb4 schizo or bipolar
Something is probably wrong with her OP

women outside the USA/Canada/UK/Australia

maybe 30%'ish of them are still normal human beings that arent clones of Ameri-cunts that just want to shower in Chad's cum.

they are rare cause they are usually instantly wifed up by locals.

If your friend doesnt have the money to marry her and bring her to live there permanently it wont go anywhere though

>virgin
Nice job believing that. I knew a girl that wore a purity ring and insisted she was a virgin but I know for a fact she wasn't. You'll never get a girl to own up to this.

They only think about how they feel the objectify that onto everyone and everything around them. How they feel must be how everyone else feels, they don't consider anyone thinking differently than them. They can't understand it.

My mother is the same type of bitch that ruins

>>39364404
Jesus fucking Christ, tell me this shit is fake

>>39364353
Yeah it's called a piece of paper and an envelope in the post.
If you send it just before you leave it won't arrive until after you've left.
Because it's at her house, and she isn't at her house, she won't be able to open it until she gets home.

>>39364353
The old sneak attack dump.
I love it.
It's you vs her.

You suck

>>39364353
Think she'll try to take revenge on you out of anger? Does she have any nudes of you that she could leak?

Don't call those places. They put you name on a list and send it to the FBI. Even if you call just once they will take away your right to own weapons for the rest of your life. I know a guy who called them twenty years ago and to this day he isn't allowed to own a gun.

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>>39364359
Fuck

Orgiggle

>>39364359
Stop spreading misinformation