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this kid that was a year below me in school just died today and my brain keeps fucking trying to not make it seem like a real thing that happened
i haven't seen him in at least a year
we saw each other at a music show
we went to the same vocational school and he was in my class for a whole year, it was a small class of like 10 kids so it wasn't like i didn't get to know him. we were pretty good friends by the end of the year.
just today i was thinking about my dad's friend that died from an overdose a few years ago and how my brain was feeling like he could walk into my store where im working this second and it would feel natural
i'm just fucked up about how not fucked up i immediately was
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>>36658996
wissh it would have been me
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>>36658996
Is this how normies feel when someone kills themselves?
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>>36658996
why not kys and ask him to come back ?
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this literally just happened
>be me
>18
>love Russian Standard vodka
>want to get some really bad
>just decide to find a homeless man who I will give the money to so he can get it for me
>head to big food center with huge parking lot
>finally find a homeless guy who is willing to buy me big thing of vodka after like 3 hours of searching
>i had to go in there to show him which one i was talking about
>he goes up to order it
>i wait outside
>he comes out, tell him to put the vodka in my back pack
>employee comes out
>says "you know you're not suppose to buy for minors right?"
>stacy thundercunt employee asks for my ID, i say i don't have it but im 21
>she says "well we have you on camera"
>oh fug
>decide to dip
>ran into near by forest that has a bunch of trails and shit
>go really deep into the forest
>hid there for like 20 minutes
>have to go home
>calculating a different/uncommon route so i dont get seen by any cops
>take the route
>zero cops
>take the route to a burger king
>I see the suburbs that lead down to my house right across the street
>about to click the little button as i'm walking towards it
>sheriff fucking pulls up and they look at me
>just keep walking and i dont hit the button
>FUG.gif
>fast walk into the star bucks right near the burger king
>as soon as i enter the star bucks I look through the window
>the cops fucking driving back the opposite way the came
>they're looking for me.
>SHIT.webm
>go into star bucks bathroom
>spend 5 minutes hiding the huge bottle of vodka in the trash, covering it in paper towels
>leave the bathroom
>sit at table for like 6 minutes
>thankfully the cops never came into the star bucks, im guessing they didn't see me enter
>decide to grab the vodka and put it back into my back pack
>back at the cross walk that leads to the suburbs
>FUCKING JAY WALK AND BOOK IT
>im now in a neighborhood, the cops will never come here
>made it home
>CHECK MATE
Who else /light_criminal/ here?
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Holy shit that was a cool adventure anon. I guess I'm a light criminal too in terms of tresspsssing in weird places and doing drugs sometimes
Do you wanna be friends? You seem fun. Also I too am under the legal drinking age but I really want to be drunk most nights, what do I do?
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That was a cool read, criminal anon.
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>>36658990
You want to join a discord anon? i can teach you all there and how to avoid being caught
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Does /r9k/ have more daddy issues, or mommy issues? 2017-04-30 04:30:15 Post No.36658911
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Does /r9k/ have more daddy issues, or mommy issues?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12861846
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What constitutes daddy/mommy issues? What are the symptoms?
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>>36658929
Just whether you blame your problems more on a bad relationship with either your father, or mother. I don't know concrete symptoms, there's some stereotypes though. Mommy issue people might have more trouble with commitment and be more distrusting of women, daddy issue people might be more effeminate, for example.
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Is it possible to have both? My dad was never there for me and my mom is a schizo cunt with anger issues.
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>Yo bruh you play PS2
What is your response?
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yes i am too poor to buy anything else
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>Yeah dawg, but your selection kinda sucks there aren't enough 2 player games.
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pass me a controller nigga
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>tfw you realized you could have had sex with at least 35 different women (girls who showed obvious interest in me or messaged me first and I didn't reply back to)
I counted it all. I complain about being a virgin every day but I had at least 35 easy chances plus many more chances I didn't take all because I'm insecure. How do I overcome this? I fear it might be too late.
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Alright, follow me here, this is going to get a bit complicated.
Send texts, messages, etc. to all 35 women, and a message to one of your guy friends. You tell all the women that you remember them from school, whatever and want to meet up. As the conversations continue you get slightly creepy in how you know they were interested in you.
However, you DO NOT tell any of the women your actual name. Obviously you're using a burner phone. The name you do give them is your friends name.
Organize one giant meet-up with all 35 women, who by this point think you want to meet up to creepily date them, with hints of not letting them say no. You tell your friend you want to reconnect after many years.
The 35 women arrive, and realize how fucking creepy this whole situation is. You friend shows up and before he arrives you kill him, in front of all the women.
Explain to the women that this man was a very dangerous, serial, rapist and murderer of young women. You have saved all of their lives, and as such enjoy your 26 person orgy of grateful women.
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>>36658716
Do not listen to this man. This man is trying to get you to make a mistake.
The women will fall in love with your friend and hate you when he beats the fuck out of you in front of all of them. You will only enjoy this plan if you are a masochist cuckold.
Just contact all 35 of them, at least one will still fuck you.
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>>36658754
1/36 chance of getting 1 woman to fuck you, or a, let's say 10% chance of getting 35 women to fuck you...
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I've been trying to bring "ofay" back 2017-04-30 04:09:13 Post No.36658454
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I've been trying to bring "ofay" back
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In case you don't know what the word "ofay" means, it's an old timey slur for whites. White people have the best racial slurs for everyone else. Nigger, dindu, beaner, wetback, spic, spearchucker, zipperhead, gook, shitskin, etc. What do we have? Cracker, whitey. That doesn't hurt nearly as much as calling someone a fucking nigger. I don't think ofay is as bad as nigger either but it's a start. I'd throw in a stereotype maybe to make it hit a little harder
>you sister fucking ofay motherfucker
>go fuck a dog or whatever it is you ofays do
>wash your hair you lice covered ofay fuck
>don't you have a school to shoot up you cave dwelling ofay?
I think this has the potential to be hurtful. I've even come up with little rhymes
>Fuck a 'fay, there's a price to pay
>stay away from the greedy ofay
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>ofay
It's just not catchy enough.
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>>36658454
you're so white your daddy an MtF and your mommy a FtM
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>>36658454
I still think "cumskin" is the best I've seen so far, but the problem is slurs like "nigger" have so much history behind them that they're tough to beat.
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What's the best way to cope with loneliness?
2d waifus or paying escorts?
Or something else?
American here btw, for what difference it makes.
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Buy a gun. Either shooting it at the range will be fun, or shooting yourself in the head will end things right quick. It's what I do.
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>>36658529
Firing a gun at the range does sound fun, but will it help someone feel less lonely?
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>>36658617
People will often talk to you at a range.
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You do realize /r9k/ is just /b/ for emo kids right? 2017-04-30 04:04:10 Post No.36658347
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You do realize /r9k/ is just /b/ for emo kids right?
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why are any of you still here?
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where else would we go? people come here for a reason
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because /b/ is literally like 90% porn. I come here for discussions.
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Because we are emo kids, duh?
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FUCK THE SUN AND FUCK THE SUMMER 2017-04-30 04:03:12 Post No.36658320
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FUCK THE SUN AND FUCK THE SUMMER
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Who /hates the sun/ here?
I live in fucking South America, I wish I was born in a cold, lifeless and dark place like Russia or Ukraine.
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no you don't. you think you do but you don't. The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence (that's how the expression goes right?)
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The sun is great. If you have any wild by you, go out and go for a hike. Hey, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you do hate the sun, but you should atleast try. I never thought I'd be the type of person, but a nice walk all by yourself through the wild, maybe with some music, is very relaxing. It's good to get away from the computer sometimes. Try it anon
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>>36658320
>lifeless and dark place like Russia or Ukraine.
These places can have really hot continental summers, only the winters make them look grim.
>ten word essay due by monday
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>>36658300
>two word essay due in two years
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>1 letter essay due in 5 eons
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>Fuck niggers, that half-breed king nigger, and every Mexicans
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i fapped on /d/ for the first time to ridiculously large breasts. What is wrong with me?
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Don't be ashamed, Anon. That is probably the least degenerate fetish.
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You're just a brotha who loves big titties, there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>36658282
rebuff and resist,
go on nofap
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>birthday ended a few seconds ago and nobody remembered
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>it's not OP's birthday anymore
lmao what a loser
I would say happy birthday, but you're just a normal birthdayless boy now like the right of us
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>>36658281
Happy belated birthday, anon, have a (You) as a consolation gift. Although personally I wish people would forget about my birthday. For my last one I stayed in all day, turned off my phone, and watched anime all day, it was great. What did you do for yours?
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That's unfortunate. Happy belated birthday, OP.
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Would you give your mentally ill gf babies if she wanted babies even though she was mentally ill?
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Sorry I'm gay
and I wouldn't date a mentally ill person desu
I mean like a traditionally mentally ill person
If they are functional then maybe
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I'm already doing that. My mentally ill soon to be wife. I only started dating her since my life was boring and I had no goals. saving her is a life goal, and it's crazy how attached she's become, I feel like Chad l day.
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>>36658276
define functional
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Where did it all goes wrong for you, robots? I want to hear your stories
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I now blame everything on losing part of my hearing as a child.
I never learned to communicate properly with other children and you can't really relearn that shit later.
I couldn't understand what anyone was saying in group conversations/classrooms/outside, I could only truly understand one on one.
It is exhausting to try, and I would just give up and sit quietly and daydream.
People didn't have any reason to enjoy my company because I couldn't contribute much.
People were quite dismissive, so fuck them I thought, I isolated myself.
No social skills, years of isolation, lead to being too scared to get a job, permanent neethood.
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It never went right, senpai. My entire life was fucked up from the start.
A lot of people go through the same or worse and have successful and fulfilling lives. but i'm just an over sensitive pussy and am unable to move forward.
i'm 28 and just dont fuking care anymore. I feel like i'm 80 and spent.
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Probably around the time I started going through puberty and got acne all over my whole face. I looked like this
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Tyler Collinsworth And Dylan Klebold 2017-04-30 03:57:19 Post No.36658206
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Tyler Collinsworth And Dylan Klebold
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> Be Dylan Klebold
> be 1/4 Jewish
> be left handed
> listen to Metal
> be an avid player of doom
> be Tyler collinsworth
> be 1/4 Jewish
> be left handed
> listen to Metal
> Be an avid player of doom
coincidence? I think not.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYQB7AsSkg
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has he killed anybody or is this just some random person
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huh, didnt know they really liked doom
thats a fun fact i guess