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>tfw lean conservative but live in Ithaca
JUST
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>>35831681
>but live in Ithaca

where that
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>>35831699
In New York, it's one of the most progressive cities in the whole fucking country

Filled with urban youth culture and Starbucks college students
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>>35831731
>In New York, it's one of the most progressive cities in the whole fucking country
>Filled with urban youth culture and Starbucks college students

just end it desu

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inb4 normie scum

>there's this qt viet girl at my work
>we get along, so I ask for her whatsapp and we start texting each other
>turns out she's hugely redpilled and we agree about almost everything
>we talk about how disgusting it is how people don't have any children anymore

Anyway, this whole time... I've considered her a friend. She's cute and I always thought I wouldn't mind dating her, but she's viet and I've never really had a thing for asian girls.

>she goes away on a holiday
>sends me photos of herself the whole time... this is kinda weird I think, why is she sending me photos? doesn't she realise doing this might make some guy think she's into them?
>I think nothing of it
>comes back from the holiday, texting me about how she wants to go out for drinks
>I reply by saying I'd love to and asking her who else will be there
>she says 'oh.. i dont know who do you want to go?' and I invite a few other people to join us
>she texts me and says she thinks I'm "not too bad" and starts using a cutesy pet name for me instead of my real name
>she's texting me constantly, and now she wants to go out for dinner, I again ask her who else should come and again invite a bunch of other people to join us
>now she's told me her mother is going on a holiday and she's going to be home alone, and she wants me to come over for drinks
>I tell her "I might be a bit busy this weekend, I'll let you know!"

I've only just NOW realised that she's into me! Like literally just now I was thinking back to today and realised she fucking invited me over to her house, alone, to have drinks with her and I fucking told her I might be too busy...

Jesus christ do I have autism?
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>>35831616

what does she smell like though?
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The only thing the came to mind
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
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>>35831720

Clearly I'd let it slip. I have the social awareness of an autist.

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daaaaaaaaddyyyyyyy ddddddddjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj please tage me to teh pardy
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wtf u fuckin faggot what the fuck do you think you are fucking doing you fucking dirty creature
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>>35831606
Take your medication motherfucker
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>>35831606
of course Apu loves pinneapple pizza

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>literal loser joins my discord
>ask who this loser is
>starts to avoid my question and pserg out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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>>35831561
>he's reposted this thread so many times he has to misspell sperg so the robot will let him post
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i just want to take my pilla lready it will make me forget aagain
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I hate spergs a lot

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Now that there's officially an anti-aging drug that's moving onto human trials and could potentially be on the market by 2020, I have to ask. Assuming the drug is a success, how many of you would live as immortal hermits, at least until you decide to die on your own terms, if you had access to this drug?

Personally, I have Schizoid PD (self-diagnosed) and love the concept of living alone self-sufficiently (my family owns about 100 acres of agricultural land which will eventually get handed down to me). I'm also against the idea of having to play by nature's rules which say we have to die around 100 years old.

Actually, I think you would have to live as a hermit if you're immortal due to potentially losing your sanity by seeing everyone you know die. Thoughts?

http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-successfully-reversed-dna-ageing-in-mice
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>>35831547
>self diagnosed
kindly end your existance
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Yeah blood transfusion of younger mice into older mice.

That's why there's missing children.
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>>35831760
You can fuck off. I've had all the traits since I was little and have no reason to ever go to a doctor about it.

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She is right, you know. ;)

its not obvious for you but here it is in front of you.
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I hope she gets killed
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Life is like a box of chocolalhbiph. Some people are ugly. Everyone dies. Fuck everything.
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>>35831590
meanie, you clearly have a lesson to learn.

Day 4 here for me.

How is everyone else holding up?
Just got my cock cage in the mail and gonna wear it throughout.
I got a boner at the gym yesterday because everyone there was turning me on and I don't want that to happen again during my no fap period.
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>cock cage

Do you have no willpower? That cock cage isn't going to help you. The purpose of nofap is to build up your mental strength.
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>>35831525
The purpose of the cock cage is the keep me from getting boners in public you dunce.
Also not to wake up with morning wood I guess.
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>>35831539
>getting boners in public with a cock cage

I can see the look in OP's face already.

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When the guy on the left calls himself sexy you call it confidence. When the guy on the right calls himself sexy you call it delusion. What does confidence really mean?
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>>35831487
Confidence is being sure of something. Many people find that man on the left sexy. Therefore he can say with confidence he is sexy. Not many people find the man on the right sexy. Therefore he cannot say with confidence he is sexy. Furthermore it would be a delusion (believing something is true/real when it is not) for the man on the right to say with confidence he is sexy.
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>>35831592

So what do normies want when they tell ugly people to "just have confidence"?
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>>35831603
The things is, attractive men are usually confident and ugly men are usually insecure. So when women try to think up what traits they find attractive, they say confidence, because it is something they associate with men they find attractive.

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Have I truly became a degenerate?

>be me
>Nihilist
>Atheist
>Don't believe in morality
>Want to live a hedonistic lifestyle, even though I am a NEET.
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>>35831458
Hedonism is all fine and dandy until you realize it's merely short-lived happiness and in the long term will just depress you even more. It's garbage-tier philosophy and so is nihilism. You have to at least pretend to think that there's intrinsic meaning in the world or you're setting yourself up for failure.
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>>35831520
How can you just pretend there's intrinsic meaning? That's like being an atheist and pretending to be Catholic so that you can blame everything on God.
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>>35831560
>>35831520
>That's like being an atheist and pretending to be Catholic so that you can blame everything on God.
You just described me

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Redpill me on Craigslist. How good is it for quick fucks?
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If you want to get STDs, then go for it, OP.
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>>35831371
gay men
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>>35831371
it's good if you are young and want a older guy to fuck. I got a bj from a guy off it and fucked his ass bareback for a bit but couldn't stay hard.

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>women are oppressed in Western society
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well this is brilliant
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>>35831367
SHE'S BARELY SHOWING HER BODY AND NOT THAT CLEARLY SHOWING HER FACE WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE DOING THIS THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY
SERIOUSLY FUCK ORBITERS HOW COULD SOMEONE BE SO FUCKING PATHETIC
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>>35831494
Aw man this is absolutely brilliant. I'm going to do the same thing. I wonder how eager people will be to donate 10 bucks to this bombshell?

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What should I look for in a brain?
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>>35831366
Who the fuck wrote that.

I genuinely can't picture what group gets somehing out of buying a message like that. Beta Males?
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>>35831366
>I want her paler than the
>Moon with eyes that
>Shine like stars
>My girl will marvel at
>My strength, adore my
>Battle scars
>I couldn't care less what she'll
>Wear or what she looks like
>It all depends on what
>She cooks like

>My girl will think I have no faults
>That I'm a major find
>How 'bout a girl who's got a brain
>Who always speaks her mind?
Nah
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fuck that i want a dumb as shit girl

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Kids getting imprinted on classical music throughout childhood?

Imposs-
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Why does Little Bear walk on two legs but run on all fours?
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>>35831272
What are the benefits to listening to classical music throughout childhood? I would assume there are next to none, since musical tastes change.
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>>35831303
because he's a bear?

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ASK A 31 YEAR OLD CREEPY IMMATURE VIRGIN MALE SHITPOSTER who lives with his parents, has no friends, no job, no education but does have a drinking problem and rapidly diminishing funds in the bank

Anything.
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height and weight

how many drinks per day?
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>>35831246
Do you like teenagers
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>>35831309
6'1", 180lbs, alcohol intake varies, but at least half a bottle of whisky. Last night I drank almost two bottles and passed out in the chair.

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>be me
>obssesed with a girl of twitter
>shes qt
>she has 'depression and anxiety'
>daydreaming about a life together
>tfw she has a chad boyfriend
I will not feel for the depressive girl meme anymore
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>>35831236
>obssesed with a girl that I don't know in real life

Fixed it for you brosef. Don't become obsessed, especially not by strangers. Go out and get to know people instead.
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>>35831236
If she's posting slutty pics on the internet she is getting dick from somwhere my dude.
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>>35831236
Why can't people just act right? They take standardfag route almost always on social media. Depressed with anxiety is just a ploy for attention.

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