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>>38765756
I pushed a homeless man into 14th street in New York.

>>38765756
Avoided eye contact with a black man.

>>38765756
I accused the girl next to me of cheating on her math test in 4th grade, then cheated off of her test while she was getting yelled at.

>>38765754
That pepe makes me feel incredibly happy

>>38765754
fuck off normie newfag faggot nigger fuck

>>38765754
>Please use the term "newie" instead of the term "newfag."
max par

>>38765750
You're fine. Work out, eat right and you'll find someone (as long as you're not an uggo). I'm a tall guy (inb4 manlet delusions) and I've seen that short guys usually have more personality than tall guys. Find some good hobbies and create some ideals for yourself and others. You're gonna make it

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>>38765750
>5'9"
>tfw so small that my existence has serious ramifications for several theories in particle physics

>>38765750
Tfw 5'11 I'm only 18 I'll still grow a bit right???

>>38765741
This is a very computers post, 'ttebayo.

>>38765871
>This is a very computers post, 'ttebayo
Fucking what?

>>38765951
LOL 'ttebayo

I'm not, I always try to be nice to all the anons. Good thread by the way.

>>38765655
I am currently trying to be nice to everyone and be very anti elitism

>>38765655
Because I'm really bitter and hateful.

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>>38765627
no

pic related - he treated roasties as they should be
God bless this wonderful man and may he rest in peace

>>38765627
Does he have a crush on his sister? And does bran too? I can't decipher these normie shows I'm too autistic.

>>38766024
He's just scared of everything now that had his peepee cut off and bran has just turned all mysterious after the tree guy beyond the wall raped him.

>>38765602
cry and kiss her feet autism OP

>>38765602
Yell and throw things until she buys it for you. Once you do that a bunch she will grow to fear you, then you can start demanding daily Mc Donald's in exchange for being a good boy.

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ur muther iz rude n nod nice

i dont want u to be sad pls tak hug from me

>>38765592
is 20 euro a lot of money?

>>38765680
It's like 3 pizzas.

>>38765703
Unironically the first thing I thought of buying with it.

i'm very interested to know as well

would say around 16 was when my dick stopped growing

>>38765545
Depends, have you completely stopped growing yet? Most men will continue to grow until about 25, some even later.

lmfao nigga just chill like smoke a blunt its all good dont worry bout the past man

Counteract it by remembering a time somebody did something embarrassing around you.

>not using your past cringe to learn and better yourself

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I'll buy one soon and do lots of lewd stuff to it

>>38765419
Why? To dissapoint your parents even more?

yes

found out that it wasn't that comfortable sleeping with though, so I put it in the wardrobe

probably need to clean the cover if I ever get it out again

>>38765406
Your pic related is a good one. It's comfy hip hop

>>38765406

Yes. I love Tyler The Creator, Kid Cudi, Eminem, Earl Sweatshirt, the list goes on...

It's a word!

>>38765403
I like cheese and onion tho lad

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who would win in a bare knuckles fist fight between these lads

/brit/ lad here. I want to cuddle with Tilde!

I sincerely hope you didn't try this, OP. That's cringy as fuck and they probably wouldn't do a good job anyway.

I did, she just set me up with her friend.

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>>38765395
do you cring everytime when you think about you being born and your dick touching her vagina at some point while the doctor was looking you complete fuckin autistic piece of shit?

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>>38765352
I'm sorry OP, I have to wait till thursday because of stupid stuff.
What are you drinking if I may ask?

>>38765352
Hey OP, want to smooch and cuddle while we're drunk?

But you're here with us? My funnest times being drunk were here on 4chan.