>you wanna go see a movie this weekend?
What's the problem with that?
Just say yes. Jesus Christ. I wish I had people inviting me to movies.
>>35470436
Anxious much there? Didn't think so.
>Daddy, why is it every time mommy goes out shopping, you try on her dresses?
I'm not transgender I'm a lazy cross dresser who thinks make-up is too much of an ordeal.
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel.
>>35470377
Plea......se.....please....don't tell her.....please
>>35471216
>Plea......se.....please....don't tell her.....please
no
>tfw the 1990's generation of kids have flopped
>Tfw most of the cartoons on TV when i was a kid was dubbed anime
>tfw weeb-gen
>no generation before or after will have such an affinity for japanese cartoons
>>35470370
>mfw the 90s and early 2K were the best years of my life
We have failed because we grew up to hate how the world has rapidly changed from that comfy era to these times of degeneracy.
>>35470511
>tfw most films suck now
What would you do if you won the lottery jackpot, robots?
A lot of nice Chevys, an ample house in the tropics, marry all 3 of the women I had sex with to keep them pure.
I'd put 95% of my winnings into a diverse investment portfolio, then use the other 5% to travel the world.
The biggest mistake people make is buying houses and cars and shit. Don't do that. Let your money grow and live off the proceeds from your investment.
>>35470569
fuck that,
I'd buy all the pc specs
How the fuck do normies manage to piss standing up?
Every time I've tried to do it my dick just sprayed piss everywhere and it was a bitch to clean up.
>>35470342
Pull your foreskin back some more.
>>35470342
I have this problem. Happens all the time and it's especially bad after I masturbate.
So I just pee sitting down, it's kinda embarrassing but it stops me spraying pee.
>>35470367
That just makes it worse.
>>35470367
I've got a tight foreskin and I can piss without my hands on my dick.
do you smoke
will you quit or no
do you like smoky girl
Nah, smoking is fucking disgusting.
I quit since the majority of people don't smoke and it's getting a worse rep than ever. I kept getting comments about smelling like shit etc.
I don't smoke, but I wouldn't have a problem dating a girl who did.If she can pay for them with her own fucking spare money
Hello newfags
It appears some of you like hearing old people jabber
I'm a wiz haven't been on a date in over 15 years
Any questions?
Are you ugly? Why are yoyu not lifting?
Fellow wizard here. Since I have no family or friends, getting a bit concerned of what will happen when I get older and need some help here and there. Like if I get cancer or something.
>>35470314
Ugly, yeah probably. I think wizard already specified I'm a male. Being pretty isn't one of my objectives.
>Lifting meme
I already have a lot of years of that. Don't have the motivation for it anymore I do more cardio type stuff now.
What kind of combat system would r9k enjoy in a grindy rpg?
something like Disgaea would be cool
>>35470278
witcher, blade & soul have a really good combat system
I'd prefer if it wasn't grindy in the first place
It's time for a mommy loving thread. it's been too long.
why do you love your mommy this way?
what cute and lewd things you want to do with mommy?
>using porn as the OP
Delet and try again.
>>35470329
nah.
go back and try new thread.
sons should have unrestricted access to milky nourishment
Would winning the lottery solve all your problems?
nah but it wouldn't hurt
>>35470244
most of them. if you have money, you will have Staceys to fuck. you don't have to be wagecuck anymore. if your face is ugly, you can pay the surgery so you look like Chad.
>>35470244
Yes
Originaty
So I was out the othAHeadwjd1aaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alien abductions are getting really lazy
>>35470214
I wonder if the ayy lmaos will be willing to contact us now that we have a meme as our president.
>female
>black
>fat
>in college
>no friends
>mentally ill (anxiety, depression)
>socially retarded
>baggage from abusive parents
>kv
How do I fix this? I grew up abused by my parents and I am stunted in so many ways. I just don't want to end up alone. I'm so depressed about my situation. I can't connect with people because I never developed interests. The only thing I care about is television. I'm like slowly getting worse socially. I hate being around normies.
Please no racists.
Do you have big saggy tits with nipples that point towards the ground?
>>35470185
Stop being fat for fuck's sake. Have some self-respect.
>>35470185
I'll be your friend and help you develop interests, the social part I can't really help you with because I have crippling social anxiety myself. But if you want a friend or just someone to talk to I'll be here all week.
>7x5
>even thinner near the base
How do I fix my pencil dick?
PEGYM or just jelqing
i like your filename op
turn it into a vagina or become a monk
>tfw you will never have a teenager love
>you will never lost your virginity with your qt teenager girlfriend
>tfw if you find a qt girlfriend you will know she had 20 dicks in her mouth
really makes me think
I had sex a couple time in highschool. It was pretty sweet but the true pleasure is marrying one women and joining your bodies as one in the kingdom of heaven. Or, so I've heard.
I'm 27, ugly khv and probably more than anything in this life, I regret not having is a head over heels teenage love, fleeting or otherwise.
Every waking moment you're thinking of each other, you live for each other, hormones out of control, sex feels fantastic. You're young and virile, hearts beating out of your chest just thinking about each other, waiting outside of their shitting job to pick them up and kiss and cuddle as she's relieved to be out for the day and in your shitty little 2003 hyundai elantra.
Now, thinking of any relationship I could possibly garner in my late 20s, it's all bitter and jaded, she probably has some burnden child of her own now, her libidio almost gone, virgina like sandpaper. She's just settling for who she can, you're her insurance policy.
Fuck it lads, I'll stay a fucking virgin loser, than accept the alternative.
>>35470159
well yea that time has passed now so...unlucked really
I will have an arranged marriage to qt punjabi who has strong family values unlike western girls and im also tired of chasin unloyal women what do you think robots ? Pic related will be a fair skinned village girl
>>35470133
More like your gonna wind up wth a stinking un-groomed curry muncher desu, pic related-
all the qt indian grills are living in the west and getting fucked by white cock
>>35470176
Nah I already seen her she looks similar to pic related except more blacker hair and green eyes
>>35470176
Fuck off anon just because a Pajeet woman lives in the west or in India dosent make her attractive or unattractive.
Also why do white robots allways complain about blacks "stealing muh womyn" when they brag about stealing asian and brown women.