>an article I posted on reddit has made it to the front page and has over 11k upvotes, my inbox is filling with hundreds of responses, and I have received reddit gold
What do I do?
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Link to articool?
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Is your username Lamont-Cranston?
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>>36882967
How about you go back there you filthy r3dditor piece of shit
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>Worried what picture of me they'll use in the news reports
Should I take a decent one and leave it with my note or is that weird?
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>implying there would be a news report about you
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>>36882900
this
unless you're a good looking roastie there will be no news report
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>>36882885
Create a normiebook if you don't have one and only post the picture you want them to use. Also suicide is for normies, actually living this miserable life is much more interesting.
>Have attractive features
>Everybody praising my intelligence even though I'm a complete retard
>Have large dick
>Deep voice that attracts stacys en masse
>Become basement dwelling autist regardless
I'm failing life on easy mode, you fucks can at least rationalize your failure, I have nothing to blame except myself.
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Same here. I'm an attractive guy with garbage social skills. Staceys show interest in me until they realise how bad I am at conversing, so now I avoid all contact with them for fear of them knowing who I truly am.
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>>36882854
post voice desu
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>>36882854
I feel your pain anon, i've had 3 chances with 10/10 staceys but in the end they all just leave...but i'm fine with it
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Hey folks, I have a bit of a dilemma on my hands. I've recently grown enamored with a girl. We casually talk in our college classes, and went out to lunch once and it was a really great time I thought. I really like her, and think I want to try dating her (never had a girlfriend before). However, I'm not sure how interested she is, and the biggest problem is she's going back home for the summer in two weeks. Do I tell her how I feel before, or wait until the fall semester? I worry that by then any romantic chances I have will be gone, but I also worry that it just wouldn't be worth starting now (she'll be about 4 hours away all summer, although a few times during it I'll be an hour away). What do I do?
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Also, general girl problem thread I suppose. Would love to talk to anyone else who has some uncertainties
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>>36882827
>4 hours
The only girlfriend I ever had lived three hours away when I started dating her, and I'd drive to see her two or three times a week. I loved her SO fucking much.
Four hours ain't shit if you really like her, anon.
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>>36883037
Thanks anon, I appreciate it. She's working as a camp counselor, so I don't know how often I'd be able to see her. But still, maybe it's worth a shot. I just don't want to fuck this up, I rarely feel this way about a girl
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>green eyes master race
Why don't you have most exquisite eyes, Anon?
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>>36882825
I like how human pupils dilate whenever they are focusing on something. Humans are cute!
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>>36882825
very cute eyes. I love them
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>>36882825
im recessive for green eyes so hopefully my kids have green or hazel eyes, maybe even blue since some of my aunts have blue eyes
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>tfw need to kill myself but terribly afraid of the pain
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>>36882798
Starve yourself to death, after a while it doesn't hurt anymore and you just die
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The pain is temporary
after you die you'll have no memory of any pain or suffering you had in your entire life, it wont matter.
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I'm going to mix liquor, xanax, and oxy and go to sleep. I'm pretty confident about it.
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>watching movie with bro
>black man comes on screen
>little brother bites his lip
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>>36882787
Yeah, I'd be spooked something awful if a jigaboo appeared on the picture box, maybe even to the point of suicide, I don't know...
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maybe he was trying to stop himself from throwing up
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>>36882787
>>36882829
>>36882851
>me and big bro watching a movie
>dirty monkeyman appears on screen
>force myself not to throw up but don't know how
>bite lip but still throw up a little when monkeyman gets closer to screen
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"Hurry up and eat your dinner because you'll be eating my ass later."
What say you?
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"Okay plate up so I can finish and eat your ass."
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Can I eat ass first then eat dinner?
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>>36882764
Shut the fuck up mom you aint telling me what to do cuz im eating that A S S right bout now!
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How do I stop being poor over weed?
I don't just smoke weed for a buzz I do it because I have stress and it stops my panic attack and night terrors and sometimes I get so sick to my stomach I need it and there's days where I'm so depressed it's the only thing that stops me from suicide
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stop smoking pot
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>>36883104
I get violently sick to my stomach almost every day. Like to the point where just moving makes me want to puke and I get light headed and stuff just bending over to grab something and if I don't smoke I can't get out of my depressed mind set. Like all I wanna do is run away or kill myself or something and weed is the only thing that makes me like life.
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>>36883163
See a doctor dude, you're on the road to a heroin addiction with this mindset. Literally how Kurt Cobain got into the shit. What causes your stomach issues?
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Are you religious?
Why or why not?
What do you think of people that don't share your beliefs?
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>>36882708
>Are you religious?
no
>Why or why not?
those cardboard crackers they gave you at church tasted like ass
>What do you think of people that don't share your beliefs?
i really couldnt care less unless they're trying to cram religion down other peoples throats, then its just fucking obnoxious
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>>36882708
Religious Dvon plz leave
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Why are black people so staunchly christian? You would think after being put into slavery they wouldn't be to fond of their master's belief system.
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ITT: things you do to troll /pol/ normies 2017-05-09 05:38:29 Post No.36882698
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>go into trump generals
>make drumpf posts
>image filename: shareblue_assets or crewsample_pepe
>gather (you)'s
>pretend to be a redditor and use slang/phrases like "pedes" and "based black man!"
>get 100 (you)'s telling me to go back to plebbit
>write long winded paragraphs on why a specific ethnic group is not really white
>threads turns into a debate arguing whiteness
>pretend to be a successful black businessman with a white gf and multiple kids
>bait them into posting stormfront infographs and writing essays about regression to the mean
they deserve it for making this site so popular
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trump supporters really are degenerate retards, though
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>find threads accusing Trump of being a puppet
>watch pathetic retards try to deny
>post pic related with a condescending comment
I never get any replies
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>>36882753
Careful, you'll trigger them, if any ventured out of their "safe space" in /pol/
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Smoking on a toilet
What are you doing?
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B-bones? i knew you posted on /r9k/
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smoking =/= vaping
nigger
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>>36882591
>look and dress like a romanian
>californian timezone filename
Diaspora?
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khv alcoholic/druggie feels 2017-05-09 05:28:37 Post No.36882563
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khv alcoholic/druggie feels
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How're you guys doing today? I'm currently feeling great after a couple shots of Kraken alone in my room.
No roasties, chads, normies, moralfags, etc. this thread isn't for you.
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>>36882563
I'm doing better today, anon.
I haven't been sleeping much recently, if at all. I went against my word and started taking excessive amounts of xanax again. I've been sleeping, but I feel guilty for returning to my vice.
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As always, I'm alone in my drink downing whiskey. Absolutely dreading tomorrow.
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Getting drunk as fuck
Hopefully the guy I'm buying a gun from comes through so I can leave this shithole
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How does pic related make you feel anon? It makes me feel... a bit comfy inside.
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is that aurora?
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>>36882542
It makes me feel proud of not being an american ghamburger shit-eating moron
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>>36882542
It makes me want to go for a run.
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Anyone else wishing they had a gf like this?
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I wish I was a gf like that
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>>36882545
I just wanted to shitpost, but yeah that's the real feel.
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>>36882528
yes
girl (girl) with a big thing for feminine penises here
>tfw mtfs with big natural tits are rare as hen's teeth