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jesus fuck seagal i've never held a rifle in my life and I know that's wrong.

>>35662215
oh and happy birthday in 2 days anon.

will you be a wizard?

>>35662106
happy advance birthday
so what do you have planned of the big day op

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>>35662081
>ass is occupied

>>35662081
Shit in front of the door so when they walk out they step on it, that'll teach them.

>not knowing all the glorious spots with always clean bathrooms that nobody ever uses

It's the first thing I figure out in any new building.

>>35662078
Yeah, but none of that "I look like a little girl, but I'm really a 1,000-year-old dragon in reality" bullshit, though.

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>>35662078
Only if she thicccccc

I thought that was a fucking cow.

Where are you. I'd meet up and play with you. Especially if you have original songs.

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>tfw your band gets on America's got talent
>tfw you make it to the quarter finals.
>tfw you get voted off and realize it's completely rigged and was a terrible experience.
>tfw you get offers to go on tour afterwards, but the singer refuses because she doesn't want to miss school.
>tfw band falls apart because of this.

Everyone's a flake here in north east Ohio and drummers are impossible to find. Every band I've been in has fallen apart because of drummers.

>>35661894
tell us anon

hoki polki

>>35661930
alright thank you, Ill green text it so it may take time for replies

>be me about a half year ago,17 about to graduate
>have had drug problems from 9th-11th grade
>overdose one night and my parents put me in a ward
>Get clean for a while and focus on school
>at the end of my junior year I have to move states
>On the verge of relapsing, but contain myself
>parents are too drunk most of the time to be lucid
>put me into another fucking ward

Continue or too gay?

i`m 20 and in the same situation but i only constantly panic at night

Think how you'll feel in another ten or fifteen years if things don't change. Forty year old man, living at home, never had a job. Yikes

>>35662431
So he's going to become another Bernie Sanders?

No it isn't. You're just retarded.

tell African children you can't lose weight

>>35661895

>hey try this to lose weight
>lol don't try this try that
>repeat 5000 times
>lol why aren't you losing weight? I guess you're just too retarded.

and people wonder why I joined the fat acceptance club at school.

This is exactly why investment NEETbux is way better than any govt program

>>35661836

Just go through with it. If you're a real robot they'll see you pathetically fail every one of their assignments, see that you're genuinely mentally ill, then eventually give up on you like they did with me. If this doesn't happen I'm afraid you're just another failed normie and deserve to go back into society.

I had to do the same for 40 hours. They wouldn't even let me find a job due to inexperience and mental illness, I had to do this for 6 months or I would get my payments cut. Literal fucking slavery.

this is why I only go out at night and run from shadow to shadow

>>35661807
>be op
>go downstairs to check on situation
>ivan took out my father like i asked
>pay him in chocolate cookies
>he wants milk
>we are out of milk
>brother went to get milk
>tel him i'll go get some from the store
>go upstairs, don't come down

hue

TELL ME ABOUT THE REPAIR MAN, WHY WAS HE IN YOUR KITCHEN?

>>35661775
THICC/10

>>35661775
l want to fuck his ass

Reddit's over there, champ.

>>35661768
Well. Kill yourself

>>35661768
no one cares about your fetish

this comment is original

>>35661835
this
nobody cares about your fag shit

>>35661714
One more chance, then drop her.

>>35661736
This is the second chance.
The first time she accepted the date but friend zoned me a few days before the actual date.

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>>35661747
Behave as if she does not exist and stop paying attention to her, instead divert all your attention to other roasties, if she comes back you may now choose your revenge.

>>35661667
>she thinks roasties like her are welcome on this board
hang from a tree, whore

no. we should date because i want you.

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>sharing the same interests with a woman
So, makeup, shopping and Netflix?

He was a lunatic but I think what he did was funny and cool because irony has destroyed my brain

>>35661665
He is a legend who will always be praised and admired by true autists

Just an overall good guy, imo

>>35661665
>mad at chad and stacy
>kills his loser housemates and a locked door stops his roastie rampage
Over-rated.

I've never made it that far before

she was happy to receive a compliment that validated her self esteem and that's it

hot girls get dozens of compliments every day. you're another name on the normie list now

Fucking uncharted territory there. Have you tried saying you too?