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Yes it is. But first, a naked chick.

>>34935733

I think you actually dodged a bullet there. Retails the least robot friendly entry level position

Did you honestly think you had the capacity to approach a customer and make a sale? I'd be shaking like a little pup

>>34935733
Get a job with the Gubbement or Construction. I don't think they require education and plus the fact they actually pay pretty good for a NEET.

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>tfw no husky wearing a hoodie

>>34935623
i saw your post in the other thread, that's why I posted it.

>>34935718

Its fate anon. We were brought together. You were put on this planet to buy me a husky.

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>>34935506

>falling for the 3DPD meme

Just kill yourself

>>34935506
>speech impediment
>being attracted to retarded people

hmm, not my thing. But good for you.

If you try approach this situation like a semi normal person and don't let your autism kick in this could be a blessing for you op

>>34935505
post more like this please

>>34935505
wait so would pizza and cheska and traps in general be consiered hermaphrodites?

I thought that was a term for animals which possesssed both pairs of genitals

>>34935505
That picture is hot.
I need to see the rest, I love those kinds of pictures where the person is kidnapped and transformed through SCIENCE.

Be a good anon and give me sauce please.

it is if you are a faggot
u faggot

>>34935461
t. neet that pimps his butthole out to guys on craigslist

>>34935478
Need to keep that ass hole stretched good.

>>34935440

Where are you from?

Does it pay?

what's your blood type and do they give you iron supplements

Fuuuck
mah nigga is gonna be a duck

/TV/ is a normie board filled with redditors trying to force shitty memes. The same pics and text are posted over and over every single day. They also never stop complaining about /pol/ for some reason. I hope that board dies. Its a huge unfunny shithole. But Baneposting is Top Meme.

>>34935527
nootka.... mhhmmmm...

In what universe do farts sound like "brapp"?

>>34935364
Person who made this gave no number in 5th picture because he want us to believe us we are faggots.

>>34935364
Didn't realize colorblind people were so mentally ill

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>>34935846
>fagot didn't see a number

It's important to remember that most memes do not fit into only one category, so the above reasoning only points out which is the dominant part of it.

If you'd take the meme BANE!, as mentioned above, it's an adapted meme. But it also needed time for it to grow, and did not appear as soon as the movie was released, hence it's mostly adapted, but also forced.
As for its nature, it is based on reflecting on how awkward the intro scene seems, but it's also somewhat absurd. So it's a Adapted-forced/Reflective-absurd meme. Or just Adapted-Reflective.


One should also note that there can be a difference between a meme's core idea, and how it is used sometimes.

For example Pepe the frog started out as an adapted-communicative meme, but when people started using it in context of gore and racism it became a forced-comparative meme.

Similarly, there's a difference between "cuck" the insult (forced-comparative), and the idea of being cucked (adapted-reflective).

So you see how memes of complex nature can be explained in several different ways.

What do you guys think of my meme analysis? Does it need work? Feedback?

2/2

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Tfw you realize that eventually Grad students will be writing their thesis on meme theories

All hope is lost

>>34935436
Human beings thrive on understanding.
And understanding can only be achieved if one picks things apart to examine it

What's wrong with that?

>>34935217
Oh it's easy just be an narcissistic mentally unstable hedonistic faggot, grow your hair out and shave your legs and buy some women's clothes and makeup, then show your disgusting man body off in said women's clothes and makeup to strangers on the Internet, the rest comes naturally from there.

>>34935217
Yoga, jogging, hormones if you're really dedicated

>>34935351
>Oh it's easy just be an narcissistic mentally unstable hedonistic faggo
Is this necessary?

>then show your disgusting man body off in said women's clothes and makeup to strangers on the Internet

I don't want to show off my body, I just want to feel cute and pretty and feminine. It's not a fetish to me

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Yeah, just one.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

>>34935189
Her age, and why has she setled with you? aRE You succesful?

>>34935285
She's 5 years older than me and is my boss kek. I have no fucking idea how I managed to get her.

I even ended up telling her that I was a virgin before we slept together and she found it really hot.

>>34935150
If youre bad at math youll have to do liberal arts which is a waste of time and money. Go learn a trade.

>>34935174

see this shit all over 4chan and it's incredibly useless advice

>>34935150

you dont HAVE to go to university you know? do it out of passion for your subject and not because you have no other idea what to do with your life.

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>tfw no wan wan holding a bone like a phone

Elaborate, you boring fuck

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>>34934993
Yes dumbass, that's the whole point, to get out of robothood.

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YOU STOP BEING A NEET DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!

I gotta shit really bad but my back hurts and I know I won't be able to wipe properly

>>34935060
Clean ass using shower

>>34934772
please explain, Anon. What will happen?

>cleansed
Lol okay more like
>all restaurants will be closed and thousands of white babies will be without a nanny

>>34934772
The only way LA can be cleansed is with a nuke.