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what do you think they mean by this?

they want guys to do everything.

>>35511419
I mean, it probably doesn't mean they like being tied up and whipped 'til they bleed.

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>>35511370
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR RETARDED >inb4 LEL XD MEME

NORMIES OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35511405
I actually always figured this board was more of a satire.. is that not really true? Most people here are the stereotypical bald feels guy?

>>35511516
l'm a 24 year old virgin.

>>35511315
>worried about being this politically correct.

Thats said, Red Dead Revolver was a fun game.

I feel like I'm in a foreign country when I go to work now. The company has hired hundreds of Indians. They all speak their disgusting language around me and only stay within their circle of Indians.

>>35512777

Same, except it's Mexicans. I swear they hire any Mexicans with any shitty college degrees to look more diverse

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>>35511211
daily reminder this is op
>>35510480
>>35511034

yoo cwant eschape ush

Pussies are aerioaul that close to assholes? That's disgusting.

that is one wet vagina and i want to drink it

>>35511188
>now I'm thinking about getting this
as in Persona 5
> next week
I meant next month
sorry, I don't proofread

Don't force yourself to be a weeb just to make friends or something

Please spend time on stuff you genuinely like

>>35511306
I hate other weebs, it's just to have something to do

>>35511174
This thread fucking sucks, Tai.

>>35511174

And only 37 billion threads in my thread account

i'm getting worried about him

he had that one video where he was just cursing for 5 minutes

>>35511128
This is a pretty shitty time period in human history to be average or below average. It has been even worse than this before but we will never know the joy of that period in time when the sexual market was evenly spread out. I don't know if it will ever get like that again.

>How can we manlets ever compete
In the beta uprising.
Soon, brother.

>>35511128
Women love guys who are in great shape, get over the whole manlet thing.

So? at least he gets laid. Most of us can't even say that.

>>35511008
>Implying it's not a Ferrari

>>35511422
It's a gray sedan retard, as far as I can tell a Nissan altima or maxima. See for yourself

>>35507387

>no dick
Boring

why do you even fap to pornstars
they look like inflated pieces of rubber at this point

>>35511003
She's pretty hot and has a good body, I'd say you're high test

>>35510958
I'm well aware its my fault.

Sure I was dealt a bad hand, but I still fucked up plenty on my own. That's why it hurts so bad. It didn't have to be this way, but my own choices sealed it.

>always getting sick
>regularly end up with 'benign' growths all over my body
I really haven't got a long life ahead of me, lol

>>35510958
i failed one too many times to have any hope for future efforts to succeed

>>35510917
Tard or just dumb?

I'm a tard. I had her write this stuff for me.
>>35511672

>>35511728
This is a good thread.

Oreeeeeegano.

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just like big girls in general

>>35510880
>>35511682
Robofam I need sauce

>>35511851
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576279ab4dde2
dont have one for>>35511682
sorry dude

>tfw no mental hospital gf

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same here OP

>go through 2-3 day panic attack like Jesus dying and being buried in the tomb
>rise from the dead and in a psychotic state where everything feels like it has a purpose
>go to Denny's with parents
>in the waiting area I hear the cash register workers, with my supersonic hearing since I am so woke, talking about how to calculate 2%
>do the unthinkable and walk up to help
>cute female worker flirts as I help her

I was bored and sad yesterday so I got off 13 times. I love my bits.

>>35510795
r u a goil

>>35510756
>ywn be a female with cramps that double you over for a week every month
>ywn have to push a bowling ball you don't even want out of your body
>ywn have to live life as a sex toy that eventually gets used up the instant you hit 30

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Korea just feels like japan-lite to me, I play their MMOs sometimes but it feels like other than that Japan does everything I like better

>>35510742
what is even interesting about korea

>>35510742

I love both. People that like Korea usually enjoy Kpop and Kdramas.