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>jerk off to some gross femdom
>cum on my own face
>eat it
>instant self hatred

WHY AM I LIKE THIS? HOW DO I FIX THIS? MY MOUTH TASTES OF CUM AS I WRITE THIS
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Femanon here. Guys who eat their own cum are gross. Instead, you should not cum at all.
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>>37861314
Are you suggesting cuckolding or no fap?
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>>37861320
I'm suggesting edging.

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if you had one day to live over again, which day would you pick?
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What's the plan here? To relive a bad day and make it turn out differently or to experience good times again?
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>>37861248
When I met my (at the time)21 yo girlfriend when I was (at the time)16 and just never talk to her...
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>>37861286
Same except she was 19 at the time and I was 14, but I think I would still speak to her anyways.

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>go to the gym
>see a cute new girl
>watch her while resting
>make eye contact
>smile and wave casually
>she turns away
>never looks at me again

A-at least I'm f-fit.
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I wonder why people think it's okay to bother a stranger in public, especially in a setting where you do not typically make friends.
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>>37861265
>smiling and waving to a person who is looking you dead in the eye from three meters away
>bothering

Also the gym is totally a place where strangers talk.
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>be fatass
>do skwats
>look at myself in the mirror midset
>mfw i see the abomination that is me

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All I ever wanted was a friend
All I ever wanted was someone who would love me unconditionally
All I ever wanted was a loving family with a stable job
All I ever wanted was to be happy

But instead
I had to be born as a minority
I had to be born gay
I had to be raised as a anti-social autistic freak thanks to the previous two genetic failures

Im a 23 year old loser, why am I even still breathing, why isn't natural selection getting rid of me already.
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>>37861179
>All I ever wanted
>Posts four things
Makes you think
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bad day?

xd
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op even if these things happend in your life, you'd still be here complaining about other shit

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What drugs can I take if I have bipolar? Alcohol used to be fine but now just makes me angry and sad, somehow at the same time, weed makes me disassociated and paranoid, and codeine used to work but now it just makes me really nauseated. I wanted to try DMT next, anything else I can try that could work?
Pic unrelated, just some fatty swiping left on 90% of guys on Tinder.
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>>37861118
im pretty sure i have BPD too, MDMA usually levels me out, same as the VERY occassional acid trip.
DONT take a pill thinking its MDMA though, there is a big difference between ecstasy and MDMA. MD also cant be taken too frequently
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>>37861141
Might try MDMA out then
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Bump???
You have been muted for ?? seconds, because your comment was not original.

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I'd like to start a thread, by asking what are the things that you have done in the past that make you cringe and regret every moment just thinking about it? Btw im newfag so go easy on me mnkay

as for me, the thing i regret the most?
>check my birth certificate
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>>37861094
>>>/b/
You belong there.
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>>37861128

>You belong there.
I dislike random, it's in the name. r a n d o m. There's too much things that have absolute no relevance.
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>>37861094
texted a girl and told her she was cute

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is increased pedophilia in our culture proof that 4chan is winning?
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>>37861020
No it's proof our culture is losing

lolis are ok tho
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>>37861020
People hate pedos now than ever.

I remember CP used to be legal in Europe during the 70s and NAMBLA was a mainstream movement.

Now, they want even non-offending pedos to be hanged or locked up for life
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>>37861035
well back in good ol days it was perfectly okay to fuck 13-14 yo you just had to marry them tho

So I've never purchased a gun on my own. My parents are also super liberal but I dont want to deal with real assholes without a tool to kill them if they interact with me in a threatening way.

The realist in me realizes that mommy is wrong and I should probably look at guns but I dont want to lose mom's free rent

Anyway, ehat are some good entry level guns to look at for someone who just doesn't want crackheads to steal their shit?
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I was in the same spot. Don't get one if the home owner tells you not to. Watch out too because they can flip their mind on it. You don't want to get stuck in a grey area where they said you could, you did without informing them, then they flip back to saying they don't want that.
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Go back to the catalog, take the "r9" out of the url, and hit enter.
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>>37860935
Glock 19 is probably the best all-rounder gun. If you're more in the home defense mindset I'd try to get a ruger 15 or a m&p 15.

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>he doesn't put chapstick on his dickhead
enjoy your chapped dick
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>read on /r9k/ that sticking your dick in a fresh lemon will prevent dick cheese
>decide to try it because why not
>burns like crazy for a week and I still have dick cheese
Last time I listen to advice in /r9k/
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>>37861014
Just fucking wash your dick jesus its not that hard.

Use warm water and neutral ph soap, then rinse and scrub gently with a towel.
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>>37861014
>>37861106
Sounds like you guys really need some chapdick with all the penile abuse.

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Adderall could have made me chad, Failed every class in school growing up parents think nothing of it, repeat grade, Meh its the teachers fault, Realize something is seriously wrong with me self esteem plummets, Every report card says i cannot concentrate, Now because of this ADHD meme disorder i developed a feeling of inferiority that is part of my personality
Ive never been to a doctor over this because ive already fucked my life there's no fixing it now its turned into my personality , If your kids are failing school get them evaluated by a doctor for fucks sake
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>>37860875
I went to get evaluated with my family when I was a teenager, and they just suggested I 'keep a schedule, eat better, sleep, excercise, and play less games.'

Did nothing for me but made me miserable for some months, so we went back and the doctor wouldn't give any stims to people with depression symptoms, so she gave me anti-depressants which just made my problems worse in some ways.


Never see a female doctor.
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ADHD is a fake disorder, but you are experiencing a real problem. It's called lack of present consciousness.

unfortunately, society does not allow us to medicate emotional problems with stimulants so we have to call it ADHD. But adderall is the right drug for us.
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>>37860996
Fake or not it doesnt even matter fact is i couldnt focus and that meme pill would have changed everything and i would have at least had average grades. Also my father reguarly beat me and that didnt help my grades

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>got in a fight with some nig while I lived in a shelter
>got hit hard in my eye
>have a macular hole now, it's pretty serious and it's possible I'll never ve able to see out of this eye again. it's too distorted. getting surgery soon but who knows.

can I sue him? I won't have any proof but my injury.
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to be clear. he initiated the fight.
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>>37860834
do you live in the US? post a throwaway email and for some cash ill beat him up for you.
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>>37860863
not interested in that. thanks tho my njg

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>>37860775
maybe like 9 months.. probably more... ptsd from people, not even agoraphobic, just afraid of other people and what they'll do.
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>>37860775
a full 3 days, maybe?
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Not sure, anywhere between 8 and 11 months, both times for a haircut.

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I want to travel worldwide through the wilderness with nothing but a sword and bow. I want to test the limits of my strength by using a powerful greatsword to slash through trees and other obstacles in the deep woods.
Particularly Germany and Austria, I want to travel through the mountains and banish evil spirits of the dead wood with my ultra greatsword and unlock the Berserker rage within by using my strength inherited by my ancestors and visiting
my ancestral homelands on a swordsman's journey.
So anon, ya comin' with?
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>>37860760
Germany doesn't have any fucking mountains. We have forest here, but there are strict laws. You can't do that gay shit here.
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>>37860760
did you just post this cringe so you could screen shot it and repost it on reddit for internet points?
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>>37860760
Fuck off you autistic spazz

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who /internetrelationship/ here?

my boyfriend just cheated me and i feel like i've been gutted even though we've only met in real life a couple times. how do you get over something that never had a chance to really exist in the first place?

someone please snap me out of this.

share feels, greentexts, etc if you've ever been in an online relationship or even if you're currently in one. i know there's some robots out there like this
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Sorry OP. Where are you both from?
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>>37860739
Been in one. We're from different continents and different religions. She ended it due to the crippling hopelessness of our situation. If she cheated, I never found any indication. I was alright about the breakup because she treated me better than anyone else aside from my mom. I was so content with the relationship that I think it's fine if I become single for the rest of my life, because that relationship will never be topped.

I obviously can't relate to your exact situation, but I've actually been cheated on, albeit by someone near. Couldn't recover for years; it reduced me into a misanthropic NEET for that duration.
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>>37861033
he's from california and i'm from texas. we were actually planning on moving me out and he put a lot into making that possible which is why i'm so blindsided.
>>37861132
both of those situations seem absolutely heartbreaking. i don't blame you for hating people after you got cheated on, doubly so since y'all were geographically close. i couldn't even imagine
did you stay friends after things ended with your long distance gf?

This "sweet guy" not only proposed to his girlfriend but also to his girlfriend's daughter. And guess what? They both said yes!

This gives me hope that one day I will find a single mother who will marry me since I would be good to her and her child. Time for all of us robots to stop hating women and step up to the plate as men.
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>>37860699
Thats fucking illegal, or at least it should be
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>first
Looks like he was about six years later than the guy in twenty third place.
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>>37860699
we all know, if you didn't finish first it was because you werent really a nice guy because it all works out right in the end

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