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>be me
>In high school
>Start the new year, a couple of days in
>Cute girl in my last period class, we talk and laugh a big
>Hanging with her and my friend Micheal
>All's good, she seems to be taking a bit of a liking to me.
>Whatever, it's early in the year, don't need to be searching right now
>Next day I sit down, she looks over at me
>Walks over, asks if she can sit there
>Sure, not really trying to talk though, really tired from shit sleep and sickness
>Trying not to talk
>Doesn't work, end up sounding autistic af when I do
>Go home, day 2 wasn't so good
>Decide I'll try and take my chances, try to make the next day good
>Talk with her, having fun
>Never had good confidence with these things
>teacher starts getting annoyed
>He asks me to stay after class
>Before she leaves ask for her number
>He starts talking, telling me I gotta be quiet in class etc
>He sees me get handed a slip of paper with a number on it
>I see him pause for a second, looks like something just clicked
>He's very young and as well as geography teaches psychology
>Waits till she leaves room, tells me things just got more complicated, he gets it
>Lolwut it's just her number dude
>Whatever, got off free
>PT after school ends up getting cancelled, I'm running around to find out about my afternoon bus
>Geo girl walks down staircase with her older brother when I'm almost by the office
>Need to hurry up, don't have talking time
>She asks what the teacher said, I say it was just about disrespect yada yada and I gotta go
>Rush into office
>Get bus info
>Ended up missing bus anyway
>Damnit
>Be later
>Text her
>No response
>Ask what the right spelling for her name is a few minutes later
>No response still
>Just waiting now
Did I get duped? Like what the fuck man, I tried to do everything right. I'll just wait I guess. Got in input /r9k/?
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Btw fuck auto correct, did this shit off of mobile
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maybe she wrote the wrong number by mistake
maybe she deosnt check her phone every minute of the day
maybe her phone has no service
maybe she's talking on the phone
maybe its a landline phone and doesnt have texting
maybe underage banned
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>>39460688
Very keky. I just tend to have shit luck with things like this and post the stories here occasionally. Please no ban
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>tfw the boipucci meme came true
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all you have to do is listen to biurnal beets and trust yourself
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I can't believe she's keeping this beautiful thing all to herself.
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>>39460527
what happened to that i never got closure
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totally embarassed myself in front of my mom
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>had a few strong alcohol drinks
>feeling really good and like i want to express myeslf
>go downstairs and talk to my mother
>"mom, i feel really good right now"
>"that's great honey. why, what's going on?"
>i cant believe i just blurt this out
>"I love shoving my finger up my ass, it feels so good"
>she just stands there shocked
>for some reason i continue
>"i mean I'm not gay or anything, but I just feel so good rubbing my finger in my butt, it feels so good and I'm so lucky I can do it all the time...I just wanted to express that"
>she is still staring at me
>she finally says "why are you telling me this? what's going on?"
>i say "nothing, i just feel really good rubbing around in my asshole"
>she just goes "ok, wow, goodnight" and walks away
I can't believe I did that...I was just in one of those happy moods...
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Can you help my butthole feel good, mommy?
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Jesus. I can't even imagine saying that to anyone I know, let alone my own mother. You dun goofed OP.
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Just tell her you lost a bet you faget.
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>Sept.1st, 2017
>cryingfrognexttoawatch.jpg
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>>39460345
>I wonder if I'm really bisexual or just incredibly lonely
feel is too real
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>>39460345
My brother tell me what is bothering you.
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>>39460416
Times going by too fast
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Post your style/your shit
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Post ur stylo, template in next post
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op is a faggot who takes himself too seriously
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>>39460325
Thanks mr Hipstar
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>move to new apartment
>internet is so shit can't play any online games
>cant sleep and bored as fuck
>triggers me for 3 days
>4th day start learning computer languages and read books
> 10th day steady learning new stuff everyday while reading highly regard novels
>20th day don't give shit about gaming and moved on to better things
why haven't you took the /slowinternet/ pill?
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>>39460286
Which isp and where u live
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because I would've just cancelled the current internet plan and gone with a better provider with better speeds, if it wasn't suiting my needs
like an adult, yknow?
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>>39460711
>like an adult, you know
Instead of improving self falls for vidya meme
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>my gf needs to be a virgin, beautiful, and do what I say all the time or she doesn't deserve me
>*girl rejects you for being a mentally unstable NEET*
>"THEY JUST WANT CHAD REEEEEEEEEEE"
Lmao, you guys are just great.
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majority of girls do only want to fuck chad
girls have never rejected me becuase im too nervous to talk to them
my wife needs to be a virgin, shouldnt really be that hard to not fuck everyman that says nice things to you
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>>39460260
>*girl rejects you for being a mentally unstable NEET*
>implying I ever even made an attempt because of the fear of rejection
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>>39460326
majority of guys only want to fuck the hottest girls. the most attractive people are indeed the most attractive to most people.
for you, your requirement of virginity is limiting your options equally to what a girl does by only picking chad. you attack women for being selective, but you are being equally selective with your partners
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Has anyone here found Chads to be genuinely good people? I was bullied by some in high school but most jocks were really nice. They'd post pics of all the 10/10s they fucked and sports trophies they won on normiebook but would still talk to me or joke around in class. Some even befriended they deformed and mentally ill kids. It wasn't even out of pity. Chads are just good people and they deserve normie adoration.
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>Be me, 10th grade
>Substitute teacher can't control class, no one will listen to him
>Chad stands up
>"HEY!"
>Everyone stops and looks at Chad, surprised he's angry
>Sub takes it from there, class continues as normal
I thought that that was pretty cool of Chad
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THAT'S THE POINT
Chads aren't actually bad people. Chads are usually just upstanding humans.
The anger on this board is directed towards Stacy, the girl Chad smashes cause why go for something lower than top shelf in terms of personal satisfaction
Chad's not perfect but he's outstanding and high quality.
That's the point.
If Chad had a vice robots would take advantage of it.
But the point is with enough work anyone can become Chad-like. It's pathetic traits and misplaced self importance which makes men non-Chads.
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>>39460540
The anger is directed towards neither Chad nor Stacy. The anger is at the robot himself. The anger is at you for not being a Chad and not being able to get a Stacy. Creating strawmen (and, most commonly, strawwomen) is easier than changing yourself though, so /r9k/ is as it is.
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who here /goober/
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>2017
> not /goober/
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>>39460249
OH WAlTERRRrRR
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>Movie was released 13 years ago
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Is life like NHK? Do you really pull yourself together once you've hit rock bottom?
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>>39460243
Yeah of course man
Ha ha a
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What? He didnt pull himself together until he got freinds, once you hit rock bottom youre fucked.
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>>39460243
>feel like shit
>always depressed and mostly antisocial
>put a fake smile on
>hide the inner pain
>pretend everything is okay
>everyone thinks you're fine
>never get the help you desperately need because of this
Who /faker/ here?
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Huggle your family and tell them you love them. Post their reaction if you want to.Don't reply to anyone trying to start shit.
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It's 5 in the fucking morning, what reaction would any of them have?
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My sister went on a date with someone.
My mother and father are leaving for california.
My brother is gone and an asshole.
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My brother is playing in his first football game as a starter today. My dad said he did a good job, I don't know anything about football. I have his jacket on though. He was whining because it was embarrassing that his sister is wearing his fancy jacket but I told him he can give it to his girlfriend when he gets one. It's scary out here because we're in the middle of the ghetto and there are more people from when I went to high school here than I expected. I tried to cheer but it didn't work well so I just kinda screamed when they scored.hi story hope none of your stuff floated away
If you see a child with a really developed body, is it wrong to check them out?
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Yes, why would you do that? Are you a pedophile?
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>>39460149
There is nothing wrong with sizing up a developed, young, breedable human female.
>>39460197
Are you a sheep?
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>>39460149
Thinking is not wrong anon, but acting on your thoughts can be.
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So I've been seeing this girl for a couple of weeks (inb4 fuck off normie).
Unfortunately right after we started dating I had to leave for 2 weeks. We've been texting alot and recently she told me she's considering suicide. She told me how she was raped and ahs a family full of drug addicts who don't care about her.
So....
What do I do?
Call me Chad, but I kind of want to bail.
But at the same time, if I do I might get blamed for her suicide (which would probably get accelerated).
This is way more than I signed up for.
So, how do I bail without going to jail?
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feel free to bail. it's 2 weeks. even if she suicides, it ain't your fault. girls with mental issues most of the time just plain ain't worth the effort and time and stress you're gonna have to endure.
on the other hand, you have a chance to essentially mould a mentally ill girl into someone that will love you for the rest of her life and be yours without doubt.
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kill yourself before she does.
or just cut all contacts and never see her again
i could say that uhh just tolk 2 hea bruv but she can still end it in a snap... then you will actually feel shit, and the cops will ask a lot
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who was she raped by? she might just be looking for attention.
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So, my friend has been uploading fetish videos like this where he shows off what a fat cunt he is, how do I approach him to tell him I know about them? Should I even talk to him about it? I feel like he is hurting his body by doing this.
Heres an example of a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cyhS-T3Cw
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>>39460070
First off, we know that's you. Second, holy shit you look terrible. Eat well and lift. Goddamn.
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>>39460070
nice cone tits
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I would be down to cuddle or fug this qt.
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Pedophiles must be immediately fucking murdered and if you disagree there must be something wrong with you.
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I don't disagree. Start with that spammer on /tv/. I would legit go to jail for murdering him. Fuck that guy.
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>>39460080
What the fuck.
I never saw him. Tell me more details.
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>>39460103
everyday on /tv/ this guy spams pics of little girls on it. every fucking day.