>tfw you will never have a cute pig-girl wife
>>38564196
your mother is my pig wife
>>38564196
>tfe no shaking bacon tochop upandcookfor ameal during dinner
>>38564248
Rest in rip OP
I haven't been able to sleep well for a while now, every day its the same thing
>wake around 6:30/7 AM everyday
>work/run errands
>come back, shitpost or jerk off rest of the day
>don't hit the hay until midnight or 1 AM
>sit in bed usually till 3 AM, sometimes 4 AM
>wake up early for some reason the next day and can't go back to sleep
>always crabby, headaches and migraines all the time, getting bags under my eyes and eyes themselves are bloodshot
I've tried taking nyquil, drinking some whiskey, warm milk, jerking it,weed but nothing works. I never feel well rested, any real insomniacs on right now?
Let's dispel with this fiction once and for all that President Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Let's dispeI with this fiction once and for all that President Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing
>>38564176
Idk but
PARTTYY ROCK IS IN TEH HOUSE TONIGHTTTTTTTT EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Ideal partner thread'
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Talk a bit about yourself
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>Contact (optional)
My boyfriend :) he's perfect to me
>>38564360
awwwwwwwwwwwww this post is so cute <3
>>38564035
>Younger than me, no more than 4-5 years.
>Shorter than me
>Doesn't matter unless they're fat. Some chub is okay though
>Swede or white
>Loyal, kind, caring, etc
>Vidya, working out, having fun an pursuing their dreams (generic shit)
>Moderate winter night. On couch cuddling with some whiskey
>I'm me
>Don't have a pics of gf
>Nah.
What kind of porn does /r9k/ enjoy? Also post your favorite sites
>>38564019
PARTY ROCK PORN
IT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
WHAT TIME IS IT???? PPPPPP
ONLY PEOPLE PARTY ROCKING WILL DO. WE JUST WANNA SEE YA.............................................................................................................................................`...........................................SHAKE THAT
hehe hey anon...
why dont't you have a seat with us cute traps? UwU :3
>>38564016
this is literally the stuff of nightmares.
>>38564016
You got the trap part right
To be honest I'm impressed they got to that age and haven't killed themselves yet, that's better than average.
How do I find femboy to put my wiener in
>>38563925
PUT YO HANDS UP
Idk op but one thing I can tell is that
PARTTYY ROCK IS IN TEH HOUSE TONIGHTTTTTTTT EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Learn to party rock
Realistically, how can parents love a son that doesnt look like Jonathan brandis i just cannot comprehend this
>>38563914
unironically kill yourself you faggot pedofile. the fuck is wrong with you that you must keep posting this kid's idiot face?
>>38563948
Don't fucking post in my threads again you fucking retard I could kick your fucking ass if I wanted too you pussy bitch
>>38563948
hey calm down buddy, originaly
i get that mods are asleep but come the fuck on, we're being raided.
>>38563898
By whom do u think? Some mentioned /jp/
>>38563898
They're too busy deleting threads calling on the community to stand up to it. If you haven't realized that the mods are actively participating in the destruction of this board's community, you're blind.
>>38564015
I forgot /jp/ even existed for a while
I don't see why they'd raid /r9k/ though. I remember some guy making a thread there crying his mom was forcing him to get a job and everyone was sympathizing with him. I'd figure they'd have more sympathy for the average robot than most other boards.
>ate someone elses dessert when they weren't at the table
>>38563891
did you really? what was it, was it any good at least?
>>38563910
Apple strudel, yes it was good.
>ate 3 pizzas 3 packs of pods, 7L of Pepsi max and 3 maxi coffees
>All before midday
I'm meant to be dieting. I even made it down to 80kg from 125
Roasties and haters GTFO
SOMEBODY SAY PARTY ROCK???????????
>>38563849
PUT YOUR HAND UP
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAAMMMMN BOOIIIIIII~~~
WE PARTY ROCKIN AINT WE NIGGAS?
And why is your life shit
Possibly. I'm not exactly sure what the term encompasses, but based on the name highly sensitive, I am going to guess I fit it. I can't stand certain types of fabric, like my skin will break out in hives if I wear certain things. And I cry all the time over the most minor things. I mean, I go into the bathroom and let the tears flow, wipe my face, and go back to work. I'm able to hold them in enough to get down the hall to the restroom. I don't like that I do this and I know it is stupid, but it keeps happening. Like I've been trashed my whole life so I am supposed to be tough by now. So overall I try to stay away from other people for their benefit and my own.
>>38563823
What's the book about? I think there's different types of sensitivity.
As for emotionally sensitive, maybe but I think depression keeps me from expressing it. When it comes to sensitivity to my surroundings, it's very high because of autism.
>>38563823
My life is shit because highly sensitive men are not valued at all, we are basically faggot bait, only homosexual men find sensitivity attractive
Women are hardwired to be into men that dominate them, you will never get any dyke to admit it openly and most women will beat around the bush but that's how they are by core default
Nothing puts off women more than a man that is more sensitive than them, they think they want a sensitive man because they get frustrated with douchebags that turn them on with their behavior but treat them like shit
When they get what they thought they want it's like being in a lukewarm bath, it's too boring for them and lacks any fire that women really want, the only reason women settle for upstanding citizens is for old age security, they know that the douchebags that make their knickers wet are god awful and unreliable parents so once their cock carousel is done they look for their chump to take care of their decaying ass
Sensitive men are nothing but safety net for sluts that are starting to settle down from their party hard lifestyle, if you want emotional romantic relationship your other option is homosexual men who tend to be degenerate sluts because they tend to be unable to find the middle ground between full blown cockslave and a celibate monk
TLDR; We are anomaly created by modern society and single parent households, it won't get better, you're doomed to be alone and world is indifferent to you
who wouldn't want a trans gf?
they do the same thing women do and no chance of annoying babies/children
I think you mean bf
>>38563775
yes they are truely beautiful princesses
>>38563788
no beautiful women, with tight pussies, no disgusting roasties
Anyone else here have a hoarder parent?
>Mother has spent entire life collecting junk and useless trinkets
>Entire house filled to the brim so she started storing stuff in the garden as well
>200 suitcases in the garden filled with water damaged stuff
>Still she refuses to throw anything away
>Acts like I'm physically hurting her when I try to tidy up or clean anything
When she dies I'm going to have to throw it all away and that breaks my heart because it's basically her lifes work and I know she would hate me for doing it. But what can I do? I don't want to be the curator of the "museum of mum" for the rest of my life.
>>38563729
Get fire insurance and burn the house down
>>38563729
>tiny apartment
>everyone else still hoards their shit into the house
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No but my grandma is a hoarder.
She has three houses with shit stacked to the ceiling.
Daily reminder that faggots don't belong here. Faggots can quite easily go on any gay dating site or application and find somebody they're attracted to and have sex within the day, if a heterosexual male were able to do the same with a woman then they'd be considered a normie.
>b-but tfw no bf
This is because you're not happy with any of your available options, not because you are unable to get a bf. This is no better than a roastie complaining that they can't find a bf.
>b-but I'm a virgin
This is entirely by your choice.
>b-but /r9k/ is a pro-homo board
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508874/r
>>38563718
OP are u mad cuz u cant get any good BP or is it bc u cant transition and be the qt gf(male)?
>>38564115
I'm mad that faggots like you post here instead of on your containment board
This is what sexual frustration does to people. OP I can help you out if you lend me your boypussy.
ITT: We post like it's 2006
>>38563588
This thread is dumb, if you've ever seen screenshots of 2006 posting you'd know it was awful, 4chan peaked in 2009.
>>38563648
>after Chanology
>good
>>38563648
naw, things were better before maskfags