Hanging yourself can't be that painful, right? The ceilings in my apartment are pretty low so I won't be able to snap my neck. What are the chances of me surviving this method?
Try holding your breath for as long as you can. Then imagine not being able to breath when you want. Then imagine having your windpipe crushed under the weight of your body. Then imagine feeling that for a minute or two, however long it takes you to pass out.
Find somewhere tall enough to break your neck or buy a gun.
I thought about going for a walk in the woods and finding a nice tree to climb and hang myself from but I thought it'd be a lot more comfortable if I did it in my apartment. I'd buy a gun but I don't have any money and I have a felony so that'd make it pretty difficult.
I'm pretty certain most people pass out pretty quickly by hanging. Plus it's probably the cheapest method of killing yourself besides jumping.
Maybe find some high place to tie a noose, that way you could maybe break your neck quickly.
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>buy this for $1.80 usd
>bake in oven at home
>tastes better than most pizza that cost anywhere from 10-15$.
So, how many tickets do you have for the $700M powerball lottery tonight?
Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window,
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats,
Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes,
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each,
And them shits reach through six kids each,
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pbbt, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash,
And reappear in hell with a can of gas AND a match!
I see my target with my car and park it and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that I'd
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kind of guy that's mild but I mite flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl now lets see ya have triplets and I'll
Disintegrate them babies as soon as that out her with formalda-
Hide and cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder that only takes all the fun outta
the true robot rapper
Someone did this on /b/ and /int/ so I thought I'd do it here.
Control my pc, one command per reply and I'll do the first reply after each of my comments
I'm not doing anything that obviously harms my pc so don't get any ideas.
>thought college was going to be different
>first week and Im more alone than ever
how could i have been so stupid
i managed a full year of uni without making a single friend and spending all my time alone in the library studying.
never went back because it was an anxiety filled mess of a time, and I hated having to wake up to go to uni just to suffer in loneliness.
Who else here /can'tswim/
I lose a couple of IQ points reading this.
It's just women being women. The funny part is she doesn't even see her actions or behavior as deplorable. She's probably soaking up the validation of getting a "bad boy" too much to recognize the child's well being what so ever.
>negroes and roasties are still considered "human"
>neighbors throwing trash in my yard again
Damn, the new Batman cartoon is like THIS?
But anyway, the best Batman cartoon was ahnds down Batman Beyond. That cyberpunk world was shway (hint hint)
Why do Americans have shitty hyper-consumerist living standards?
Not sure I understand what you mean by that but America is a capitalist nation. The health of people's quality of life depends on the strength of the economy. So human beings were repurposed from being whatever the hell the gods originally intended into being livestock that work the capitalist system.
Can I just burn weed and inhale the smoke what's the difference between smoking a blunt and that? My blunt isn't burning right I can't get high this is so complicated
Post a pic of the last cock you've sucked, /r9k/!
>pic related, a 56 year old daddy cock
>sucked on it until he came in my mouth
Share your experiences, robots!
>lose all friends
>start making friends on r9k
>meet nice fembot who seems to like me
>help her through hard times because I had nothing else to do
>suddenly hit with depression
>she gets mad at me and fucks off
Never rely on people from this website, ESPECIALLY the women.
Yes YOU. I know you're reading this. Go and gather some more orbiters you disgusting piece of trash.
tell the whole story fuccboi, in detail
it's clear as day your woman hating ass is making shit up to make yourself look innocent
This happen for a reason