Post your fursona.
>>35817001
tfw no bobbit worm pet to hurl at normies
>>35817039
Tfw you watch the normies freak out
>>35817001
this is also my fursona
Why do we have to pay this government agency $18 billions a year? what do we have to gain from it? So that a handful of people may be able to get to Mars in 20 years?
So retards on reddit can claim they like science
>>35816980
Just feels bad I'll never live to see a colony on Titan.
>>35817002
If they like science, why don't they pay for it directly instead of forcing everyone's money to go to NASA?
http://time.com/4711023/how-to-keep-your-dna-from-aging/
>ywn die of old age
why even live lads
what are you gonna do with your eternal life r9k?
>dna aging
lol
Your dna is the same when you're born as when you die. It is the one thing that doesn't change
>>35816975
Do drugs and masterbait. Eat shit roastie.
>>35816975
I'll believe this shit when they actually find a cure for baldness.
Picture related is the pure definition of female beauty, this is what a true 10/10 looks like.
>>35816898
Is that a dude? Looks like a dude
Also why so much filter and makeup if "she" is so beautiful
>>35816898
that's a guy, isn't it
this is oregano
Fucking newfags really don't know who this is. That's sad.
I have a serious problem. You may think this is b8, but I'm looking for legitimate insight into a real problem.
I have a farting problem.
I was kicked out of the place I was staying a year and a half ago because whenever I farted, the smell was so powerful that it would legitimately stain furniture. Since then, I've decided to just stop farting altogether. The result is that now I take a dump 4+ times a day, but even then, the problem is still there.
My job is very physical. I do a lot of squats, and my anus gets sweaty a lot, not to mention that it's always stressful, which makes the sweat stink. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but the stench is somehow leaving my butt and getting on my clothes again, leaving me smelly for half of my shift.
What do I do?
YOUR INSIDES HAVE A PROBLEM.
Anon, I'm sorry to say that they're going to have to amputate your butt
>>35816913
Is there any way to fix it for an American who's too poor for a doctor visit?
Do you really care about anyone on here?
>>35816868
I'm a concerned citizen, so yes.
>>35816868
Why would I care about a bunch of mutant faggots who want me to pay for their frankenweenie transformative surgery.
Or a bunch of prison gay's blogging about how they're 'just' prison gay.
>>35816868
Enough that I stay. People who have been redpilled fully generally come from r9k. Ie faggots and loners. Red pill is the way of the future.
>There are robots that waste away instead of grinding xp
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>35816844
I find flipping shit on the GE more enjoyable.
>>35817005
I would try that out butI'm an ironman
Honestly the grind sustains my life
>>35816844
It is retarded to start Runescape in 2017 ?
Were you bullied as a child?
Yes. My mom eventually had to home school me because it got really bad in middle school and I was always a sobbing mess when I came home.
>>35816832
Not really, I was always ignored but never bullied.
>>35816832
Sort of. I don't see it as "bullying" since it makes me feel as though I am victimizing myself.
People have often given me a hard time and I've had to see people I care about suffer in life. I've always been painfully reminded of my low male status in life.
AHHHHH! After 10 thousand years I'm FREEEE!
It's time to conquer /R9K/!
>>35816816
Get the hell back in your hole, Rita.
>>35816816
Pls dont sit on my face and ride my dick :(
We're sorry, Asian milf Rita. You've been replaced by some dumb slut in a shitty flick now.
Share your creations and give feedback to others.
Here's a track I made over the last couple nights; http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDSCEWEK4u
Honestly don't know if it's any good at all. I guess I'm kinda satisfied with the general vibe behind the music but I'm bothered by the fact that I know next to nothing about audio engineering and that I literally just made it in Guitar Pro and recorded the audio to an MP3 file so I could upload it so from a professional standpoint I really don't whether it sounds like garbage or if it's actually passable.
>>35816812
Script I'm writing. I post it here pretty often, but what's one more time.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6uwaxNQt5HRSDJBMXB4clloSHM
>>35816812
Good to see this type of thread up again. It brings a nice form of positivity to the board.
>>35816812
Not bad, OP. It might sound even better with real instruments.
Here are two songs I'm working on at the moment. The one doesn't have vocals yet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RK1016jcmB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Soh8CWkBq
>inb4 you start discussing thowing fecal matter
You need anger, fear and disenfranchisement to engineer an uprising. Betas have none of that.
Look to white supremacist groups and see how they mobilize their young people.
>>35817421
Us autists have anger and disenfranchisement in spades though
>>35817421
>robots don't have fear, anger or disenfranchisement
The only thing we're collectively lacking is physical strength, endurance and willpower.
Where's the best place to be homeless /r9k/?
>>35816767
SoCal
I live here and theres homeless yuoung people everywhere
In your mind.
Imagine the freedom that would bring, if only (you) could free yourself.
>>35816797
literally this. This is the best place for the rest of us for you to be homeless. When I make more money, I will be handing out bus tickets to LA to any homeless person I see.
ITT autistic things you do
>put on my older sister's yoga pants and spank myself
>mumble to myself but not in coherent sentences, just random words
>judge people by their taste in music and clothing
>bang on my chest and roar
>listen to music and pace around my room with a huge grin on my face
>tired almost all the time, but every now and then I am overcome with this manic energy and feel really powerful and imagine I am a superhuman demigod
>spin in circles
>>35816708
>pretend to be on my phone because I don't know what to do with my hands
what do I win
>>35816708
>pose and look at my shadows (usually with a nerf gun)
I just fucking like shadows okay
>>35816721
Even normies do that. Everybody is a slave to their phones.
>skater girl slut at the skatepark asked me what name was today
>SHE ASKED ME
A-am I about to get a gf?
>>35816684
maybe not a gf, maybe just a friend
patience is key, anon
watch out anon
>>35816684
>skater girl slut
yeah, sure, you're going to get a 'gf'
also how is the year 2002
>tfw no fat bf to help each other lose weight
>>35816657
I'm not fat, but assuming you're actually female I'll happily help you gain weight.
>>35816657
post pics of yourself so we know what we're working with
>was supposed to lose weight with fat bf
>five years later and we're still fat