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No,

i suck at everything. became a NEET, used video games to chill out and relax. On line gaming slowly became a thing, ehh figure i'll check it out, discover i am the worst player in the lobby, even if i play it everyday, get smoked by noobs who just picked it up a day earlier.

Relatives start suggesting i look into this pro gamign thing, cause thats all i do, so i must be really good at it, pretend to not know what it is, but that i will look into it. Main reason i quit gaming honestly.

>>39229440

> being a pro gamer

dude, don't take vydias that seriously... you can be the best in a lot of stuff, don't be a retard millenial...

No, even if you become a pro, you're still a massive waste of space that has to live in a homo dorm where you have to play the same shitty game over and over the entire time for years only to get fucked by chinks.

Doesn't everyone here basically not trust roasties? I have only ever met maybe 2 in my life that I could trust / weren't crazy lying psychological messes.

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>>39229382
>implying anyone else is worth trusting for things you want done

Trust everyone you meet, and eventually you'll find someone worth your trust

>>39229371
Did it feel good? Would you do it again? Tell me more.

>>39229462
THIS

Mootblox

jerked off in a large bush at a public park a little before lunch on a week day.
I was horny and really wanted a nature fap

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>>39229336
You have no drive, energy, or passion
the employer sees this, and does not want to hire a lazy shitter
Go to the gym, get healthy, and you'll gain the energy to actually do shit, just fucking jog at the very least

they don't care about experience, they care about employee quality, and you look like a low quality one as you are now

>>39229636
Lol. Just get /fit/

Kys

>>39229636
I already exercise, jackass. I already eat healthy because I have ulcerative colitis and eating unhealthy stuff upsets my intestines. I already have energy.

In summary. You're an idiot. I have no experience. You aren't helping

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>>39229323
delusions of grandeur

originally

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autism
are you new?

Because they're superior in some ways and inferior in others.

Really not a difficult concept to grasp.

>>39229274
orangetexting doesn't work here

>>39229274
>Chad brother engaged to shitting streets person
>Chad

Lol.

do you live in india? my first step would be leaving that hell hole.

Reminder that these images are only made to troll dicklets

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>>39229258
>have 8 inch long dick
>only 1 and a half inch girth
swing and a miss

>>39229473
>RIP lazypurple
;_;7

whatever you want you acquired them

>>39229244
Wear them and show us pics of course~
unless you're not a trap or femboy which incase please don't

>>39229244
eat them all (masterbation is optional)

>>39229214
>will fish for complements by saying stuff like "omg, I'm so ugly! :'( "

>>39229214
>Get fake number app
>Go to bar far from home (10+ miles)
>Give roastie new fake number
>Bang her ASAP
>Change number
>Repeat with DIFFERENT BAR

One time my boyfriend tried to creep his hand up my skirt and I told him to stop and I meant it. But then he tried again right after and it felt so good I reconsidered.

>>39229162
I don't, can't stand their squinty eyes

>>39229162
here you go kid https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Grpr_1GHmr8

>>39229162
asians like to play games and be dominant in the virtual world, we sort of just do the same.

>>39229118
I think, I think, that girl looks just like my sister

That energy probably wasn't in the form of heat until you touched, but okay.

>>39229118
I actually have a dresser drawer full of heavily used cum socks and I'm hoping to amass enough energy to form an organism sometime soon

>>39229094
What anime is that and why does it have a vice logo?

>>39229094
ok then prove to me how 1+1=7 is not wrong

>>39229126
prove it's right..

I would if I didn't have to go to work today sorry

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maybe next time. dunk isnt me.

>>39229127
That's fine dude, Have a good day.

>>39229032
I've been to Dallas

>>39229032
Who dat boy?

Crime statistics.

Plastic bag over head doesn't work, you'll unconsciously claw at it and tear it open, and it takes too long to actually die from it.

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

>>39228972
Blowing your brains out with a 12 gauge on the edge of a cliff is the definitively best way to kill yourself. Both the blast and the fall (90ft.+) are more than enough to kill you.
Don't traumatize a train conductor or anything.

>>39228972
Burn charcoal (not briquets) in an enclosed area.