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Was just given Zoloft. What am I in for?
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being an emotionally stunted good medicated goy
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>>39160942
generally numb, didnt work for me
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feeling better, worked for me

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Been talking to a girl. Always responds; "yes, no, oh, wow". Fuck you Melissa, fuck you.
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Not her fault if youre fat and unattractive
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>>39161186
don't forget uninteresting
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>>39161208
Not to mention: white. Girls don't like white people anymore and shame on you for being one. White people are the worst.

I've been prescribed Lexapro, how is it? How likely is it to fuck up my libido?
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It's breddy gud for me. My libido came back after I switched to it from Effexor.
>as if a single anecdote has any real meaning
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>>39160852
Libido and erection or ejaculation issues are almost guaranteed. As for other facets i suggest checking the wikipedia pages on the topic which give a pretty sober view.
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>>39160852
i have about 1/4 sex drive
most of my fantasies are gone now
its about 4x harder to cum, but the process/cumming does feel pretty good
i also dont care much
ive lost erections a few times as well which can be frustrating

overall: meh. losing the sex drive is almost a benefit but i do miss my fantasies and extreme horniess too

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How do you robots spend your day??.


>Wake up at 4 pm
>Get dressed
>Brush teeth
>Eat
>Fap
>Browse the web and shitpost
>Watch YouTube videos
>Go to bathroom
>Continue browsing the web and shitposting
>Eat dinner
>Watch porn
>Listen to music
>Watch more porn
>fap some more
>If bored play video games
>Watch anime
>Go to bathroom
>Take a shower
>go get something to eat
>Watch a movie
>Go to bed at 6 am

This is a typical day of mine.
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>>39160806
>wake up at 3pm
>browe jewtube for an hour or so in bed
>get up and get breakfast at 4pm
>turn on the pc and listen to music and watch the occasionnal video till 7pm
>play video till 8:30pm
>shower
>eat at 9pm
>open 4chan and browse till 3am
>turn off pc and continue browsing on 4chan in bed
>fap at around 4am
>continue browsing till 6am
>listen to an asmr whilst trying to go to sleep at 6:30
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I wish I could live like you OP
Are you like financially independent or something like that?
I wish I could live without working bruh
How do you do it
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>>39160992

Living the dream anon nice

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tell me how you fap anon, in detail.
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>grab peepee
>PULL ON IT
>hear "snap"
>male milk comes out
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>>39160752
Alice in the first stage, got it shipped from japan for $20, it's lasted over a year and comes with lube and a bag
just put a drop of lube in, pump until finish and then use paper towels and water to clean it, almost nightly
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begrudgingly

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Please don't tell me you name wifi connection something dumb. Or as bad like this.
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>>39160525
LOL
>mr. poopy butthole
hahahahahaha xD
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>>39160963
LOOKITS ME MEESEEKS NIGGIE
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>there are parts of the world where this happens

I am glad I am a country bumpkin from the middle of nowhere now.

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"Champ, I hate to interrupt your 'Kiss your Yamamoto' thread, but there's a job fair being held tomorrow down at the city center. Lots of companies will be hiring, and that's the perfect opportunity for us to meet them face-to-face. I'm driving you there, and we're gonna stay there until someone hires you on the spot. Get your best clothes ready, Champ. Button-down, dress pants, tie -- you name it. It's gonna be game time!"

"To make sure everything goes smoothly, Sherry down at HR will be over for dinner to take a look at your resume and give you some last-minute pointers on interviewing. Whaddya mean 'it's gonna be embarrassing?' You've gotta work, Champ. Everyone works. It all starts with that first step, Champ. I didn't think I had the gumption to ruck through the blizzard of '67, but by God I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and snow shoes and plunged headlong into the driving snow. Sheer luck I barely got out of there with all my fingers and toes intact, but the manager was so impressed when I got to the factory that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. I'm expecting a lot from you, Champ."
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I unironically wish I had a father willing to go to such extents to help me.

My dads version of this is "Get a job and stop being a fucking bottom feeding loser, aren't you ashamed of yourself? Look at me I'm talking to you" etc etc
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>>39160549
"Champ, your mother and I aren't gonna be around forever. We're doing this because we care, Champ -- and no one else does. Besides, it's simple. It's all about putting your game face on and taking the initiative. When I was your age, I rucked through the worst snowstorm in state history to get to an interview when my Mustang wouldn't start. It was the worst snowstorm in state history, and I damn near froze to death that day. It's all about getting outta that shell of yours, speaking with the manager about the job, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you'll be the best hire they'll ever make."
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>>39160484
>Champ, I hate to interrupt your 'Kiss your Yamamoto' thread
TOP FUCKING KEK

Not even 2 minutes into Atypical and it's already confirmed itself as a normie pandering shit show
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it's a satire of the psychology industry and how braindead psychiatrists are
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>>39160148
no its not its just written by dumb cunts
>>39160094
im onto episode 2 half way through its infuriating
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>>39160148
>>>Originally, absolutely this.
It isn't some awesome surreal show. It's a satire. Take everything that goes down, no matter how dramatic it tries to portray it as, with comedic undertones that revolve around poking at the imperfections of an aspect of life.

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If you were here the last thread you would have an idea about what all this is about.
Basically i just try to give you my frens advice from my personal experiences or just try to hear you out.
Do not hesitate to express yourself in any way you see fit.
Please be my guests , Thank you frens.
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Waiting for the first reply to call me a fag
Also Bump
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What kinda stories are you talking about?
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>>39160251
Anything at all really, i would welcome everything

>"Isn't our new baby precious blackbot? She looks just like her daddy! Don't you think so?"
How do you respond?
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>>39159997
Say what you want, stormfags but that women is the definition of genetically superior. Shes literally flawless
>tfw no darkskin gee ef
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>>39160040
missing the point of the thread. OP is implying that you are black, the baby looks like a half breed.

That nigga cheatin
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Wonder why she implies im black.

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What it's really for? Should I register? I always ignored it because I thought it's some kind of skype for online gamers, which I am not. But all the time recently I see these posts indicating people meet other people there and chat, how does it work?
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>>39159906
it basically is just a kind of skype for online gamers
people just shit things up for the sake of attention and validation and friend collecting. any discord group, unless based specifically around something (ie, like intended, a video game) is a pure waste of time
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>>39159906
it's the new normie instant messenger / voice chat client

you can try it in your browser if you don't wanna download that shit

I just use steam as my instant messenger, since all my friends have steam open all the time anyways
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>>39159906
Its only fun if you have your own circlejerk group of friends
Also servers are usually filled up with edgy teenagers with ironic anime avatars

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What does r9k think? was she perfect?
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>>39159797
Yeah I loved her. She's amazing. However, Karen O is still my number one celeb waifu.
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>>39159797
Panic room was her prime tho
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>>39159797
watch american ultra red band

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Anyone else here go through a pseudo-intellectual phase as a teen?
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>>39159610
It's not a phase anon it's just being a pretentious faggot
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>>39159610
I think every autist loner went through that phase to try to justify their shit social life and how they can't relate to normies. Heck most robots are in that phase right now. Just look at iq threads, everyone is somehow over 130.
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>>39159646
......originaIly ok

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Any wizards around? How are you doing tonight? How are you living your life? What anime are you watching and what do you think of it?
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Surely there must be someone, bump.
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>>39159554
im bored hope my life will change in few months, im into lolicon but only save pics... ohh sry im 29 but 30 in few months and wizard finally
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almost 30 and still haven't figured out why no one loves me

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I'm 19 year old, and have yet to masturbate.

I often look at porn and enjoy the feeling of having a boner but I never touched my willy, primarily because I never knew how.
When I was a little shit I tried it once without knowing the penis had to be hard and just accepted that I was a super human.

Just now I tried it, and felt something building up - but that is when I stopped.

I heard some people call masturbation a trap you can't get out of, as in once you start doing it, you won't be able to stop. You'll basically get addicted to pleasure. Something that's supposed to make you relax will only make you more anxious for it.

Call me retarded for coming here for advice but I don't know what to do, people talk of waddling the ol' palm so freely sometimes, I feel kind of left out.

What do?
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It is a trap. Don't step in it. Get out now.
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>>39159477
There's a slim chance that this isn't just a shitpost so I'm gonna say it - don't fucking do it.
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>>39159477
>never touched his dick
Then how do you clean it?
Also >felt something building up
It's called an orgasm you repressed fuck. You're supposed to keep going.

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