ask the smartest person on r9k anything
I have decided that you puny brainlings are probably worth a few odd humourous chuckles so go on, ask something mentally deranged and make my vocal chords petrude a laughing sound effect, to the untrained ears of the world.
>>38307814
hmm. what's this? r9k the smartest so called board of the website forum page 4chan, are far too stupid to reply to a single thread. I made this as simple as I can for you brainlings.
I am laughing at all of you
>>38307814
how smart r u
are you smarter than a book
I never agreed to answer anybody's questions.
willy wiggle
>>38307790
God i want to succ so bad
>>38307816
yo dude that's gay
>>38307854
>>38307854
crap you're right. I didn't consider that.
What makes NTR/cuckoldry the thinking man's fetish?
cuz it make u think "that man fucking my wife"
>>38307788
Fuck, this post is gold.
>>38307788
Really make me noggin joggin my bogging
Who else was /spanked naked/ here?
>>38307705
mami, la correa no!
>>38307705
Maybe you should elaborate a bit more, OP
>>38307705
I do. It's way more comfortable then wearing clothes in bed. I only don't in the winter.
Who /acne/ here?
>hey anon lets go to the pool!
>have bad back acne
>really like swimming
>pretend to be blind and go to the swim hour for blind kids Saturday mornings at 8 am.
>tfw 22 and after 5 yeara my bacne is starting to clear up, only a few small ones here and there.
>>38307667
I popped mine out of existence. Every time I got one I ripped the fucker up and now I just never get them.
Anon, why do you hate normies?
It's not their fault you couldn't fit in.
>>38307643
Uh oh. A valid point has been made. Better prepare yourself for all the blame shifting and reee's, OP
It's not my fault either, shit's not fair.
>>38307643
Actually you are wrong. I told a girl I wasn't interested in her and she systematically turned most of my friends against me and spread rumors about me to the point no one talked to me anymore. Was literally so bad that the principle called me into his office and I was greeted by cops. They heard rumors that I raped her and wanted to know if there was any substance to them.
Fembots, would you make a good mom?
Of course I would. I would buy my son/daughter a marble for every month after they wete born until their room is filled with marbles. Such is communism. Other hos be ratches af
God, no. No.
I think so. Taking care of something living might help me be less of a bot ya feel? I'd be a young mom though so I'll probably wait until I'm mid twenties
dear traps
FUCK OFF
>>38307369
>dear traps
>FUCK OFF
literally nothing wrong with traps though
>>38307369
I could not agree anymore. You fags have your own board.
>>38307395
I need the original recipe for that sauce
also tfw her dick is bigger than yours
how long take to you find a job?
>>38307318
It has varied from 2 weeks to 6 months
Sometimes it just doesnt happen
Ive had six different jobs so far
The last I tried to get a job was when I was a senior in high school. I went to an open interview at Chicfila and got a call a week later. Currently not working because of school.
when i didn't have a car i applied to 3-4 every day for 6 months and got nowhere.
when i got a car i had a job within a month.
What happened in your life for you to end up here?
>>38307177
Nothing. By that I mean I did literally nothing while my youth passed me by and now I'm here and have no idea how to escape.
>>38307177
I killed a bunch of people.
>>38307227
Me too.
I go outside, and I feel immense disappointment in reality, and I begin to realize that I was inside by my own desire all along.
>Be black
>Be stereotypical loud, violent thug
>Whites: Typical nigger
>Be black
>Be average, everyday person
>Whites: Probably a typical nigger.
>Be black
>Be successful, hard working man.
>Whites: Probably affirmative action.
Have you given up on trying to please them yet? I dont get how anyone can be an uncle tom, uncle juan or uncle chong these days, it's hopeless.
change whites to polbabies
>Have you given up on trying to please them yet?
I never tried
Just ignore them or get out of the country. If you're a competent black man, you should be able to do either. Plus, there are dozens of countries better than America currently, assuming you're from the US.
who intelligent here?
>tfw tell someone correlation does not equal causation
Wow that sounds like you are really smart.
What degree and job did that get you?
Causation is a determination, not an inherent quality which is quantifiable. No amount of empirical evidence dictates causation, and the "correlation is not causation" criticism is not a valid refutation as a standalone statement.
You're a nigger.
>>38307239
Kill yourself brainlet, you'll serve me my french fries if you're lucky
When I was at school I found that only males were interested in international politics; even really smart academic girls had no idea what I was talking about.
I found a lazy absolute failing student with whom I could discuss Marxism and Pinochet; a straight A student girl who I knew didn't even watch the news very much. She knew nothing about the American election.
Why is this? Despite girls often being much higher achievers at school they don't seem to be interested in things the way a lot of boys are?
What do girls talk about? What are they interested in ?
I also found that a lot of female conversation is about other girls. What they think of them etc...
Also conversations about just stuff that happens in their life; stuff they did and all that.
They rarely discuss ideas or concepts unless they have to for a class or something.
I think maybe women talk about too much random shit.
How sheltered are you that you think girls only talk about the same things over and over?
>tfw brush teeth twice a day
>tfw they're still yellowish
I guess it's not meant to be
then do it thrice a day you fucking dip
>>38306993
Your teeth are supposed to be yellowish you dumb nigger, it's their natural color, fucking Google it.
>>38307104
I KNOW BUT I WANT THEM TO BE WHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What the fuck happended to all the tripfags?
did they all commit a suicide pact or something.
Vyro?
Black Chad?
Samson?
Spoony?
Necro?
>>38306933
I don't know about the rest but black Chad is in prison
I dropped my trip but continue to browse and post every day.
I think 54m50n got butthurt about the anti-/soc/ no self-posting measure.
Necro got told that coming here was """unhealthy""" for her, shacked up with some tranny, actually sounds really happy.
Vyro lurks, is still a secret Chad and total fag.
>>38306933
>gaia online
This image is ancient.
Also
>giving a shit about tripfags
Filter them and never acknowledge their existence.