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Do girls have softer skin than boys?
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thats how estrogen works anon
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>>38870338
is that a bulging vag?(penis)
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is that a girl or a "girl"

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>b-but America has no castles!
Europe BTFO.
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>>38870315
Nice one op eu will never recover hahaa
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>inb4 someone takes this seriously and goes ACTUALYL DIS WAS MADE AFTER NEUSCHWANSTEIN
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needs more brown immigrants for that euro authenticity

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Out of all the tinder toastie profiles this is by far my fag it made me chuckle for a bit
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>>38870308
>by far my fag
what did he mean by this?
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>>38870321
just what did he mean by those specific words
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>>38870308
>tinder toastie profiles this is by far my fag it

whatever the weather outside, i prefer to stay inside in my house

i would love to sleep i hope something, something special happens in my life

it's a fine day...
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Nothing special will ever happen to you inside your house
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i feel a little happier than before

later on i'll go out to the garden before the sun sets in the sky
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>>38870292
This looks comfy as fuck, wish I had a room like that

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you tried to dress like Ryan Gosling, didn't you?
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>>38870269
Only his shoes would be ridiculous, else he looks perfectly normal, a shirt and black pants, dunno what's wrong with it.
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>>38870269
I do dress like that. My job is business casual attire.
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no since im not a fucking tryhard

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Bad stories, go

>be me
>7th grade Califag
>Have major crush on girl that's in four of my classes
>The girl gets groped
>My Vietbro told me this on the last week of school
>I'm told most of the story by my Mexibro during August while playing vidya with him
>Apparently she got groped by the same guy
>In the same year
>He says the first time was on the day school got out in spring break
>Apparently, the second time was when she was riding the same train to visit her friend
>This was during late May or April
>It was on the day of some big English presentation, too
>He included that she was taken to the guy's house twice
>The second time she was like hardcore raped
>He also mentioned that the guy was Japanese

For some reason, I just fucking remembered this after years of repression wtf
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>>38870264
This story is confusing. What do you mean "groped"? Was her ass grabbed? Did she follow him willingly or did he snatch her up? Why wouldn't she have told the police the first time she went over? If that happened, why would she continue riding the train alone?
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>>38870535
I thought it would be pretty confusing as I just woke up and I'm shitty with phrasing. Apparently her tits were grouped. She was also snatched up, apparently. I have no fucking clue why she didn't call the police and why she didn't call the police. I didn't really believe the story at first either, and this is all from recollection. I trusted the story because the Mexican dude and her were friends.
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She got HARDCORE raped by a jap, dude!

That's quite a bit more than a little friendly "groping"!!

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NDEs are evidence of life after death.

http://www.horizonresearch.org/Uploads/Journal_Resuscitation__2_.pdf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw3oaNUR1iI

If you had an NDE and entered that infinitely amazing light of love, acceptance and wisdom, you would come back certain of the reality of the afterlife as well, no matter how much of an atheist you are now.

So do you really need to have one? Don't we all already know?
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A few problems with this:

-It's possible the experience happens right before of after the person wakes up. There is no actual evidence the experience happens when current machines say there is no brain activity.
Or even that current machinery cannot detect some neural activity responsible for the NDE experience.

-A recurrent component of an NDE is what is called an OBE (out-of-body experience), and OBEs have been studied and largely demystified. They are probably the result of multi-sensory disintegration in the Temporo-Parietal Junction (TPJ). It has been at least partially induced by inhibiting this area in a patient undergoing epilepsy surgery, by using subdural electrodes directly on his brain. You can check out Blanke and collegues papers on the topic.

-NDEs are not always pleasant. A portion of patients who have an NDE experience a terrifying version of it, with either the feeling of being in empty space, or similar component of the NDE experience (life review, OBE, the tunnel) but with nightmarish visions.
There is no specific difference in background, past life experiences between the patients who have a positive NDE with a negative NDE, is not like the ones who have a negative NDE are criminals who are "going to hell" or whatever.
So if an NDE is temporarily experiencing the afterlife, then why is it that there are different categories of the experience, some negative some positive, that happen regardless of the patient's past, etc.
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>>38871399

HMmmmmmasd q33qqwfsd
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>>38872607
not an argument?

what do you actually have to say about it?

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>be 18
>still feel like a child
>everyone expects me to be looking for a job, going to uni, doing internships

I just can't be fucking bothered to be honest
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>>38870240
>>be 18
>>still feel like a child
that's because you are

>>everyone expects me to be looking for a job, going to uni, doing internships
awww poor baby who's held to the same expectations as everyone else
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>>38870240
>evwryone expects you to be looking for a job
>only way to get a job is to have 2+ years of experience and a doctorate in neurology
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>>38870260
>I just can't be fucking bothered to be honest
haha what

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Who /refuses to online date/ here?
>many chances to ldr girls I've met
>said no everytime
>stay lonely cause I'm a neet

Anyone else know this feel?
I know how different people are irl than online so if I did try it and meet Im afraid it'd get ruined by one of us being horrible irl. Just about everyone says "I'm awkward and shy irl haha" but I wonder how many really are
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no girl is ever awkward and shy

men may be
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>>38870239
I don't have any experience talking irl with girls but I find this hard to believe
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>>38870224
Never understood the point of online "dating".

Dating in general doesn't make sense to me, but online "dating" seems as crazy as it gets.

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Why do gaybots here always pretend to be overly sexual little girls when it's easier to get a relationship being a normal dude?
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>>38870180
>Why do gaybots here always pretend to be overly sexual little girls when it's easier to get a relationship being a normal dude?
I want to be a girl tho
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Because these people have problems.
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Because they are mentally ill, and are disgusting pieces of shit

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Anyone with prostitute/escort experience here?

I hate asking people for advice but i do not wish to waste money and time on a bad experience. As a 23 year old virgin i have already given up on regular sex so i might aswell stay a celibate but the sex related curiosity is killing me.

My way of thinking is that i will want to try sex at least once in my life so i might aswell do it while i am relatively young.
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>>38870109
where do you live anon
germanon here, fucked around 25 hookers so far
here its easy and cheap
not sure how it works outside of EU
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>>38870109
Only seven years until wizard. Why wasting your virginity on girl who really doens't want to be with you.
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>>38870109
Nothing wrong with that. You can do it legally if you save up your monies and take a trip out to vegas. There's an anon who used to post here who paid something insane like $15k US to lose his virginity to his favorite porn star.

She wound up hating everything about him and took the money and left rudely at the end, obviously wishing she could kill him.

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>me
>30 minutes ago
>going to store with grandma
>deicde to bring moms older dog because why not
>let him run around in front yard peeing for 10 minutes
>20-minute ride there
>10 minutes inside
>completely fine
>5 minutes on the way back home
>grandma "im having a good day today"
>30secs later
>hear *klop quack qqsss* wet poop noises
>think he's throwing up
>ugh but not that big of a deal
>she turns her head
>"HES SHITTIN"
>we both freak out rolling down windows going 55 on highway
> he's straining for a good 2 minutes
>poop in the air stings the nostrils
>grandma is gagging with head out the window
>go some more down the road and there's a stop light
>all windows down shit smell everywhere
>guy beside us with his window down
>hear him take a big sniff and roll his window up
>she looks back out of curiosity
>"HES LAYIN IN THE SHIT!"
>great
>get home
>we have groceries in the back, a shitty dog and we have to get all of them inside
The rest is fairly uneventful. Bring groceries in, get bath ready, bring him in, give him bath, and cleaned out car
>pic related more if wanted
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>>38870094
requesting more poopy dog pics
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>>38870129
Look in between his butt and the seat, I can time stamp the back seat if wanted
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>help put away groceries earlier today
>have to go into work at 4 today

I really need to change jobs

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>tfw parents keep calling you fat everyday.
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>>38870075
Is it because you really are fat?
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>>38870099
I know i'm fat but i'm fine living like this, I don't need them shitting on me whenever they see me.
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>>38870136
you are fine with being fat
but are you fine with being called fat by everyone forever?

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What is your current ringtone, robots?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo

>he doesn't use this ringtone even though he never gets any calls

what are you, a fucking normalfag?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzweyFcxeoM

cut before the vocals though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEdulNd9n-w

this as notification sound but cut once the merus end
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3IrqUpm9U#t=0m36s

have this song, but only the chorus when my sister calls me

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helo frens i am go to store do u wan mi to get yuo anythin
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Small loan of an cheeseit
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just some OJ i ran out
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>>38869944
1 gram of arsenic

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