CATFISHMAN is real.
All you haters who think I just make up shit. I've been going hard to the wall for the next installment.
I just spent all of last night catfishing/pranking the fuck out of REAL PORN STAR/ESCORTS. AMA
Image is on their official facebook page.
my epic bread will come out some time April
consider suicide
originaland
God bless dude looking forward :)
>>35413360
Don't have the constitution. All there is... is catfishin.
If I figure out a way to post videos without it tracing back to me, in April, you'll see that people are trying to kill me. Especially pimps.
if you suspect you have autism is it reasonable to suppose that you probably have autism?
I feel like there is just something fundamentally wrong with me that can't be fixed
there are many disorders that could make you think that you can't be fixed
>>35413298
Autism is really specific. People who have it aren't just awkward they're really defined by sensory overload. If warm water feels hot to you that'd be an autistic thing. If you're just scared to talk to girls because you don't want to be embarrassed that's just being a tard
No, you're just making excuses for yourself. Talk to a professional and get it sorted or fuck off to Tumblr with your special snowflake self diagnosis bullshit.
Chances are you're just a generally shitty person, if you can accept that then you're in the right place for it though.
>reading news article about rape
>self-insert as the rape victim
>reading news article about tragic death
>wonder if they would have wanted to be raped before they died
Protip: If you read an article about "child abuse" and it doesn't give any details, that means it was consensual
>>35413293
>Read news article about suicide.
>It was some faggot I knew with a kid on the way.
That kid is gonna end up here too kek.
How many threads do you report each day?
None. But I hide a lot of them.
80% of this board is nogf whining.
>>35413263
All of the gore ones because that shit belongs on /b/
I want to be happy! Why is it so hard to stop sabotage myself? Life is so colorful through others' eyes but so grey in mine!
>>35413231
Because you have crippling depression.
You want to die.
because ywn be miku
>>35413609
I want to live happy! I don't want to feel bad anymore
I know what social anxiety feels like too!
I too have a penis!
>>35413163
I want to cum on her horse teeth.
>>35413163
You can just tell she loves the bbc loool
I was diagnosed with schizotypal disorder recently. Any other freaks around today?
>>35413098
Congratulations on your meme diagnosis.
Almost everyone on this board is a schizotypical
>>35413098
I love you anon. You're so cool.
Why are you so delusional, op?
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME.
sdksg
>>35413088
l wish you'd stop posting
>>35413108
l wish YOU'D stop posting faggot
I also wish you'd stop posting.
i made a cozy discord last weekend and want you to come and talk because it's pretty lonely and there's a few active people
no women or """""fem"""""bot"""s""
https://discord.gg/jTR6EZs
>>35413057
No. Discord is the worst.
Bumping for bump bump bumpity
We need more cute anime buttsluts.
Post a pic of the the girl with the most attractive face that you know of
Can anyone top rose?
Eliza tops all
>>35413085
Wegmans.....I wonder which one.
>>35413085
do you have any idea how many cocks and drugs have gone through that mouth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkFzeTOApk
Click "CC" on YouTube to read subtitles.
What's with all the anti-white threads lately? Did BLM and /r/AsianMasculinity team up to try some kind of divide and conquer operation?
>asianmasculinity accidentally posted the same thread again
>>35413018
LOL whitey blown the fuck out. Sorry asian girls don't want your soft pink mushy dicks.
I am going insane for stupid reasons, /r9k/. I cannot be in peace or enjoy life at all. I have a lot of other problems that I should be worried about more, but I am simply not able to with this in my head.
I have always been in disadvantage. I am a kissless virgin, and I always wanted to get in a romantic relationship with someone who was like that. No matter how stupid it sounds or how much I try to convince myself of how unimportant that is, I simply cannot want a relationship with someone who is not that way.
I think that is the particular problem that brings me so much despair.
I honestly cannot actually imagine myself being in a relationship, but sometimes I do try to be positive and say that I am not really that old, that I am a fucking kid, and that it is not weird for people way older than me to get a lover, so I should not worry about it so much, specially because of all the time I have left. But then the thought of not being able to be with someone who is also a kissless virgin at this age and on just hits me and everything positive is gone.
This is ruining me, and I want to end my life because of it. I do not have anything else and nothing that brings me joy. My life has always been shit and the only thing I have ever longed for is love, that is the single reason why I kept living. I have been seeking love since I was a little kid, a lot of shit happened and not even the only parent I had loved me. My life is still shit and will probably stay that way because I do not have a choice to make it better, so the only thing that keeps me going is the desire of having someone to love, but those "ideals" get in the way.
There is nothing I can do to stop myself from ending it all at this point. How do I stop this necessity? I know how stupid it is and I know I am a fucking idiot, but there is nothing else for me in life. I just want love, but I have to get rid of these "ideals" to at least have hope to keep me going.
Please, someone please tell me what to do.
Please do not make love a source of happiness. It's an extremely volatile and unpredictable thing. What happens if you end up finding the girl of your dreams, and then you lose her? You'll have lost everything. You have to reprioritise as a matter of urgency.
>>35413042
I agree with this.
That said, it's hard to change what you desire. And I think not having something might make it seem more desirable.
Maybe get a hooker, OP. At least get laid then maybe the desire will get a little less intense?
>>35413042
Thank you, Anon.
I want to, but I cannot seem to find a way to do it. I understand and I have also thought about what would happen if the person I want to be with is not a kissless virgin or if I never find anyone at all, but since I have been living for that purpose alone, I do not know what else to do, since that is the only thing I have left. I would like to stop thinking about love or at least to stop needing a kissles virgin, but it is hard because I have spent all my life attached to that desire, so throwing it away is, quite literally, throwing away what keeps me alive.
No bailes de caballito
Que te voy a reganar
https://youtu.be/_nXrt7jLD18
I FUCKING HATE MEXICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
>>35413308
You'll never leaving this site, fatty.
fucking magnets
how do they work
https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs
>There are literally FtM ((men)) who look better than you
Why must my existence be this way lads
but we are the full-version of a male.
these girls kill themselves after the 30-day demo trial
>>35412973
I can still see the girl in there........it's in the eyes
>>35412973
You'd probably look about the same if you took regular injections of testosterone.
All the fucking normies like 'LOL i'm an introvert XDXD'. Fucking pissing me off Seriously go to any fucking youtube video about introverts or some shit and every other comment chain is this big fucking circle jerk. Not that it doesn't apply to 4chan, at least most of the people who call themselves introverts here are actually introverted.
>>35412958
How do I know if I'm a true introvert?
>>35413016
You don't go on internet forums or stand up shows and make a name for yourself out of it.
>>35413016
When you can't hold a smile without getting a pained expression while talking to your dad as a 21 year old NEET living in his basement
I mean, I don't know