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There are two types of women: those who believe sex is an act of love, and those who believe sex is an act of pleasure and can be separated with love.

The former is ideal for wives, the latter are good for a pump and dump but not worthy of marriage and will likely cheat on you.
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>>38345976
Do you have sources or is this just another anecdotal evidence thread?
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>>38346003
origabooble
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>>38346019
Oh ok, just another anecdotal evidence thread. Carry on

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Is anal sex a healthy sex practice??
If not, should i avoid girls who have had anal sex??
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>>38345945
It's the only sex that's worth it, I'll tell you that much.
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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX HAVIN SEX NUDES SEX PEEEEEENNNNNIIIISSDSSS AND SEX SEX SEX BAGINE SEX LOTS O SEX PORNOS OF SEX
SEX
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I think anal sex is viewed as more mainstream now. You shouldn't cut someone out if they have had it.

I WISH YOU WOULD TALK TO ME AND STOP BLOCKING ME I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY ANYTHING YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE AND I KNOW YOU WILL SEE THIS I DON'T CARE HOW AUTISTIC YOU CLAIM TO BE WE CAN MAKE IT WORK
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>>38345914
first name?
oregonaldo
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>>38345914
>this type of post will definitely make people want to talk to me
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>>38345956
This person wouldn't know. It's some discord asshole not giving me a chance to talk

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What makes you think that 2D girls will like you any better than 3D girls? If 2D girls actually existed, they would get so much more attention than 3D girls that they would only romp around with the best of the best of Chads.
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>>38345879
2D girls can actually feel love
2D girls can actually like beta males
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>>38345879
2D girls can't hurt me
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How do you think a 2d girl would feel irl? Can a 3d even interact with a 2d in your situation?

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XCIV

1. Use a name in the namefield. Regulars use trips. New people are very welcome to become regulars.

2. Share your problems, ask questions, discuss with others.

3. Be listened to and cared for.
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>>38345791
How'd you learn to argue so well?
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Not taken off yet, I see. Therapy was somewhat interesting today. The wolf spoke, as did she and also the child. Though the former took up the time. Also, there's a bit of something going on between the angel and her. Feeding off her. I mentioned that that was somewhat congruent with what had happened in the past: namely, whenever he's been in control I've been absolutely drained afterward. Have had to have a lie down sometimes, or general recovery time.
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>>38346140

I've wondered, because I argued a lot on this website for various things, including Christianity. I think because of my parents' mental illness, I was immersed into all sorts of fallacies on a daily basis, and had to unravel that crap on my own, once I was able to trust my own opinion over theirs, around age 11 or so. After that, it was years of undoing bullshit.

I also studied philosophy and read my fair share of Plato, though I'm not sure that helped much. I never let down anything or anyone in an argument, so that forces things to get to the end. The sad thing, for years, was that I never actually believed I was right or argued well unless someone else told me (inherited this from never being valued in anything I was or did during my childhood, even when I know I'm right, I won't feel good unless someone else validates me, it's shit).

The rest comes from the same thing that prevented me from becoming like my parents, or ending in prison, or some institution, or dead. A strong urge to make sense of everything. I grew up in a world of nonsense, rituals performed for no obvious reasons, and no explanation for anything. My parents didn't understand why humans did certain things, but mimicked them to the best of their retarded ability, without the heart of it, which made me wonder. This made me resent artsy music videos as a kid because I had no idea that something didn't have to make sense and could just look nice; I was addicted to finding meaning in everything, or else it was a frightening world, something like that. Rhetoric is also about making sense, together, I feel.

Did you read the Coats/Nick exchanges?

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Anyone here actually a diagnosed autist? Not just playing one online
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>>38345774
what a fucking retarded question, of COURSE
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>>38345774
I feel like being diagnosed would just make life harder.
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>>38345774
No. Everyone who says they have autism here is actually just stupid. Like not smart.

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>Have minor crush on girl from school since 4th grade
>Was fat my whole life
>I stop going to HS due to anxiety and end up graduated 3 years early at a Community HS
>Had one friend who was a normie but lower middle on social ladder
>What would have been my senior year prom is coming up and is a couple days before my 18th birthday
>Friend convinces me to go to the after prom party
>Was a shut in, nobody had seen me for years, not fat any more
>Get a lot of female attention, Friend is jelly
>Girl I had a minor crush on is there, I kinda hit on her because my head is inflated by the female attention/people asking where I was/thinking I died since I vanished and my inner chad was coming out
>No pusy that night but I go to work a few days later and a coworker is friends with my crush and says her and her roastie friends said I was "hot"
>Birthday comes up, just me and my friend hanging out and he gets the idea to call girls
Now, my friend was and is a virgin as am I, he is one of those "I JUST WANNA BE UR FRIEND AND BE NICE 2 U" Type guys so he is constantly friend zoned, he has gotten a bj though
Also, at this point in my life, I drunk Vodka every night alone and played vidya, Only was 18 so my friend's brother bought me booze
>Call crush and tell her to bring a friend and come drink at my house
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>>38345712
Go on, OP
ORIGINAL PLOX GO ON
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Go on, I hope this isn't the end, you autistm
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>>38345712
>Long story short, She, her friend and this other guy I was kinda friends with in High school come over 2 hours late at almost 12AM
>My mom greets them and she's trying to watch us but I convince her to fuck off and that we'll be fine
>I've always beem responsible and my parents literally beg me to go out and be social/have sex so she goes to bed
>I pop out two big bottles of liquor, cheap shit, UV blue and Raspberry vodka and we walk to the recess area at an elementary near my school me and my friend typically go to at night to hang out
>My crush is weird, talking about aliens and shit and how she's on ramadan.I'm teasing her about calling me hot and she's denying it. Btw She's middle eastern, Muslim but doesn't wear a veil
>I just think that's hot/cool
>Arrive at park, get drunk as shit as we pass the bottles around and make small talk around a playground table
>Me and my crush are flirting.I'm drunkenly staring at her getting hard as a rock and thinking about how I wanna fuck her, She's staring back
At this moment, I knew I was going to lose my virginity
>We decide to go back to my house, we're all done drinking
Now, I was a fucking monster, I drank very strong every night, I'm drunk as fuck but I know how to handle my liquor
>Crush talking about dying from asthma as we walk back and how if she is a ghost, she's going to watch me shower which sounds creepy in hindsight
>We get back,Girls do their girl shit/piss while guys hang out for a bit Put on some movie and I'm on my basement couch with crush, Her friend is on the other couch with the dude she brought, My friend is sitting alone kek
>Fucking around, Crush puts her legs on me, We're whispering and flirting. Eventually she says "We should be quiet or go somewhere where we can talk"
>Ok, I'm definitely getting laid
>Take her to my room
>I open the door and my room is a fucking mess, half eaten food,Cups, plates fucking everywhere. Piss cups, Old liquids rotting in open containers
Cont next

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What size boobs do you like anons?
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C and daddy-o D's
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As big as I can lift.
At least c cups.
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Flat through 36DD

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> Age 27
> Recently broke up with my GF, well.. she left me.
> Unemployed because i resigned.

I always see all these woman hating threads. do you people really believe that all woman are evil whores and sluts?
Will i find a pure girl again?

Also, any source on this pic
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> Recently broke up with my GF
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>>38345650
Fuck outta here normalfag.

orignao
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This pic scares I wouldn't know what to do or say in a scenario like this

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Yesterday was my 7th day as a NEET

What did I do? I

>Did a decent amount of blender + HLSL learning, but not a lot
>Went to psychotherapy
>Read a little bit of my book
>Chilled with a good friend of mine
>Continued negotiation for my severance
>Played a little bit of chess
>Talked with my gf on the phone, it didn't go great :/

I was pretty hung over yesterday, I regret drinking as much as I did the night before

Today I plan on:

>More learning in blender + HLSL + unity
>More reading in my book (want to get close to finishing it)
>Hang out with my friend early in the evening
>Go out with a friend that is flying into town later in the evening
>Play some chess
>More negotiation
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>>38345647
are you planning on staying a neet? for how long?
just curious
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wow this is fucking boring
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>>38345667

I am planning on not working for a year, that's about how much money I have saved up.

>>38345675

I know :( I am thinking about changing up my diary entries to be more descriptive and less of a plan/standup.

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Thought to share my weird dream. Also weird dreams in general. Pic related.
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And continuation in Pic related. Already text it didn't wanna type it
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dont text people about your dreams. don't tell people about your dreams. nobody likes to hear about it unless they're in it. i'm not saying this to be mean I just want you to know the truth
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>>38345618
She tells me about her weirdass dreams all the time. So I doubt she minds at all

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How do non-Americans on /r9k/ feel about America's gun laws?
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let those stupid fat cunts kill themselves.
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>>38345572
being able to own handguns and automatic assault rifles is retarded, this is probably the general opinion i most of europe.

Personally I don't know how burgers feel safe, knowing a burglar could easily have a gun must be terrifying if there's a break in.
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>>38345572
They're fucking retarded but mass shootings every month are always entertaining.

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Stop saying redpill/bluepill. The matrix was a shit movie and you sound like a faggot.
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>>38345564
The first one was pretty cool but I agree with you aside from that
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>>38345594
Agreed. The first Matrix was an enjoyable movie, but as a general rule false dichotomies are pretty gay.
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>>38345564
bluepilled cuck detected

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Just lost my virginity, ask me anything robots
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now you've lost your virginity, what 300k+ a year job will you soon have?
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>>38345508

Im already employed but i dont earn much, im 19
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>>38345489
I'm asking you to LEAVE THIS BOARD FUCKING NOMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Alright anons, we all know about sweet BRAAAAAAPPPPPs, but have you ever been the BRAPPer rather than the BRAAPPee?
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>>38345482
Yes, I BRRRAAAP every now and then
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>>38345856
You can't be a BRAPPer if you aren't female Anon.
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>>38345873
I never said I was female, also girls don't fart. It's impossible

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