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Im just waiting for death i couldn't care less about this fuckin world. I got neetbux and drugs.

I could learn to be lonely

>>37765198

This really struck with me anon.. is it possible to learn to be.. lonely? Is it something we can embrace in our lives?

chads are superior

Chads are stronger

>>37765154
SOMEONE NOT ANON WHAT

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>Ha! you thought I would actually argue FOR something instead of just being antagonistic toward everyone with an opinion?

>>37765151
I get it even though the way you worded it is confusing

>>37765427
That's cause your dumb dummy

God isn't real. If here were, we wouldn't exist.

>>37765049
mormon.org

Go to the chat line and ask them your questions, they're alright for basic Christian doctrine

>>37765060
God is real. Just like the universe/multiverse is the largest physical structure there is, God is the largest meme.

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Jesus Christ i love him so much...

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>>37765038
Coolio beans dude

>>37765038

Good luck anon :)

Originally

>>37765012

How do you meet them? Do you spoof your age on Tinder?

>>37765012
Because I'd rather be alone then be with used goods who are well past their prime.

>>37765032

No... I just search to those ages.

There are older women who prefer younger active (guys who last to cum) guys

>>37764883
I blame social media.

>>37764916
More like ani-social websites like this one, where you have to behave like a fucking retard to gain attention of others.

>>37764962
You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
I've found that it's a greater and fulfilling challenge to be a nice and interesting person in spite of negativity.

skinnyfag here, losing weight is still pretty fucking hard. people seriously underestimate it.

The difficulty between either losing or gaining weight is that you have to massively change your diet schedule, and it's hard for your body to get used to it. If I eat 3 meals a day, I feel fucking sick to my stomach like I'm gonna vomit

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>>37764890
*blows skelly out of the thread*

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>>37764842
>be ~40 lbs (18.4 kg) underweight
>losing weight is 1000x easier than gaining it
>you've never been past 115 lbs (52.1 kg)
>you're at 105 lbs (47.6 kg) now and dropping

>>37764781
Angel Beats
go watch it now

>>37764781
That's a pretty tall order, like saying 'I've never read any books, recommend me something'. The scope is huge! What do you want? A specific genre, a film, a series, a few 'typical' series, some popular ones?

>>37764781
Jojo.
Watch it then read the mango you faggot.

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>>37764766
Mommy's meaty soles.

>>37764766
It's too bad there aren't feet pics as top tier as that one.

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>>37765165
We can get close

Your what? But I thought u a straight man

>>37764706
Suck his dick when he's not looking.

>>37764706
Get into rope play and have him hang you by the neck until you are dead

You have to cold water extract first

>>37764727
>extracting from pills

>>37764727
I don't think that's accurate. I think I'm just gonna eat 15mg with a drink of vodka, that should do it

>calibre

you don't even deserve that much

>>37764671
I feel you. I only manage to attract hamplanets and ugly niggers. This makes me wish I was unironically gay.

Well, perhaps you should lower your standards.

haha what the fuck is wrong with you virgin? man I'd love nibble on those meat flaps and suck the sweet juices out of dem pussies!!! amirite fellow normies?

>>37764628
Hey, I have that wallpaper in my kitchen!

>>37764628
someone finally agrees with me.
i love boobs, i like girls but ill never like that disgusting axe wound.

literally too disgusting this is why i dont get it when girls are afraid of simple shit.

"im afraid of cockroaches" "i also bleed and can gey YEAST infections" the fuck

>>37764621
Grab it with your hand and post pic

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Eat the shit, you will finally have intimate contact with a female.

You might be repulsed at first, but you will regret it later if you don't eat the shit now

>>37764621
Eat it freak