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Do you feel you are offending others just by being alive?
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>>35022163
Yeah it feels pretty good honestly
Knowing who they were and all
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>>35022163
of course not, i'm probably the person who most deserves to be alive in this world. i'm awesome as hell
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>>35022163
I offend others to feel alive.

Quit being an emotional faggot OP!

>Are you in there, anon? Come on out so I can turn you in to the Inquisition to be drawn and quartered!
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>C'mon, Anon! If you come out, I'll give you gifts of gold, myrrh, and frankincense, as proscribed by the ancient Hebrew doctors! Getting boiled alive in burning hot fish oil will only be an afterthought when you open these babies!
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>>35022209
What is the purpose of this thread?
Original post of question orange juice

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Hi guys. I am busy watching ReviewBrah at my friend's house, but the friend I'm with is very critical of him.

He says he can't wear suits and act like he's making suit money if he doesn't make suit money. He's also asking all kinds of mean things like, does this guy ever get laid; he looks like he doesn't get laid; he looks like he should be behind the food counter; etc.

He even left a comment on his food review video. How do I get him to stop hating on ReviewBrah? He just wants to live his life.
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>>35022023
When you make YouTube videos you kind of put yourself out there for judgement, especially if you're doing something pretty autistic like wearing a suit to review a McDonald's burger in your car.

You have to take the good with the bad, there'll always be people questioning him but at least he's making decent money from YouTube.
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I'm sure reviewbrah cares that some spastic doesn't like that he wears suits

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>tfw the last 5 tim hortins coffees i've drank have been free from the roll up the rim
>chaining free coffee after free coffee for over a week now
how are my fellow canadians fairing?
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>>35021860
FUCK YOU I HATE CANADA GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
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How much did you save? $10? Frankly I'd be too embarrassed. I never use coupons.
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>>35021881
ey, easy there friend. drink a timmies coffee or two, you'll come around.

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Redpill me on Sleepychat.com. It seems to be a glorified IRC chatroom for hypnosis enthusiasts.

But what's the point? Who goes there instead of using IRC or Discord? What kind of drama happens there? The place just fucking REEKS of concentrated autism and I'm dying to know more about it.
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>>35021640
Well why don't you go there, talk to some users, and find out?
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Reading the about section reveals that the site was created because some dude got butthurt at the Omegle hypnosis community and the person who runs it now is a weeabo furry. What -is- this?
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Anyone looking for a comfy chat? I can't promise much but maybe you'll like it, Just don't join if all you're going to do is lurk- I'd rather we all be autistic together. https://discord.gg/VVS3k

Also not exlcusively for Robots, hell don't even mention you're from 4chan.

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Do you partake in any hobbies or daily routines with your busty female friend?
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>>35021609
>busty femail friend
GTFO shill
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>>35021609
>using a pad on the squat bar
fucking trash

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It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages because otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.
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I have noone to talk to in this shitty town, and in general IRL I suck at conversation
So I have 4chan, english is my second language
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fuck foreign languages english is the only good language

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>once again attempt to stimulate my prostate
>feels like i would take a shit
>really tight boipuci hard to stick it in

i dont know how can you even cum from it
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>>35021445
try something small, it doesn't have to be deep. Also I mean k'mon also k'mon man in your butt? in your butt man? sick.
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>>35021445
>tfw constipated as a child
>tfw laxatives every day
>tfw colonoscopy at 3 years old
>tfw even the thought of buttplay send me into shivers
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>>35021445
use your finger to find it first

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Why do I have a problem communicating? I hardly ever acknowledge when people say something to me and that makes them angry.
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Why did you make a thread if you answered your own question
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>>35021131
I am responding to you.

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>spent my high school years in complete social isolation and will probably do the same in college
Who here /absolute madman/?
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I had even fewer friends in college so I dropped out.
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>>35020874
eh, what's so bad about this?
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>>35020874
I went all 4 years in college without a single friend. I had some acquaintances I would say hi to everyone once in a while, but that was it. Let me tell yah, it wasn't very fun, but I never had to deal with drunk and disorderly conduct of other college students, so that was a plus. I also had a lot of free time to do other things

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WHITEBOY7TH STREET HERE WITH ANOTHER CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS GAMEPLAY, TODAY WE ARE PLAYING NUKETOWN DOMINATION
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Having PTSD flashbacks rn
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Guys what happened to my life
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>>35020625
It's your host WITH THE MOST with another WORLD RECORD GOLD MEDAL GAMEPLAY

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>Pathetic little weak faggot, suck my cock. *Now.*

What do?
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im into futa and thats disgusting
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>>35020640
This. Muscle futa are literally below pedo, feet, and furries.
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>>35020640
>>35021026
you guys are mad gay

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Why do robots like anime?
Explain to a cyborg who has never watched it before
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Because we touch ourselves at night.
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You don't want to go down this rabbit hole.
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>>35020636
you're probably right but I just wanna know why

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"Hey kiddie buy me a pack of smokes and I'll give you a blowjob behind the gas station."

wat do?
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>>35020429
I'd go buy her a pack of smokes. I'd toss in a lighter too, if she swallowed.
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heres a carton, lets do anal
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Well you know what they say, if it ain't a gummer it's a bummer.

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Has anyone here ever lived in their car before?
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I lived in my truck for 3 months when my dad kicked me out. It was pretty alright. Put my matress in the canopy and stole all my necessities from gas stations in supermarkets. Then I'd pawn of my extra stuff for gas money. It sucked, but in a fun way.
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>>35020416
Slept in my ford ranger once, not the best time desu
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>>35020764
Gas stations and* supermarkets

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