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Seen any good memes lately? Let's see em

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My penis has never been inside a woman's vagina.

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True story:
>I'm 23
>I marry a MILF whose husband died
>I have a stepdaughter who has my same age
>my divorced father thinks my wife's daughter is hot
>thefuckareyousayindad.jpg
>they date for a bit and they get married
>my stepdaughter is now my stepmother
>my dad is now my son in law
>wtf is happening
>I make a son with the MILF
>my dad makes a son with my stepdaughter
>my son is my dad's brother in law
>thisishappening.jpg
>my dad's son is my brother but also my nephew since he's my stepdaughter's son
>my wife is my stepmother's mum and now is my stepbrother's grandma
>tfw I am married with my grandma
>tfw when I am my grandpa

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Just moved back in with my parents at 31 years old.

>Move out at 26 because loser and people telling me I need to move out in order to get laid, get a gf etc
>Moved out and bought a bunch of shit on credit because can't have empty apartment
>Still no GF
>Travel overseas to America and Europe
>Over-spent and needed to use credit to keep holiday running
>Didn't get laid
>Eventually end up reverting back to my old-self and stay in my apartment playing video games and browsing the internet
>Except now I have rent, bills and all that other stuff
>Also have racked up $40,000 debt (Australian dollars)
>Debt repayments not enough to put a dint in the debt
>Forced to stop renting and move back in with parents
>Now I'm here making this post

So I did all the typical normie stuff and it didn't change anything, and now I'm in tons of debt and more miserable than I was before AND I'm still a virgin.

Some of us are not meant to "make it"

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I thought medatiting and chakras, kulindai was a bunch of bullshit but now I've tried to open a chakra (root chakra) and now I feel secure about myself and not afraid anymore.

Try it robots and does anyone else have some stories/expirences/discussion around it?

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>you're a young woman walking alone through an alley
>five black men suddenly show up and surround you
>this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-miJQUD9l4

What would you do, robots?

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I HAVE BEEN NONSTOP GASSY FOR THREE DYAS SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP I HAVE LECTURES TO GO TO

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>gets mad at me for not having evidence other than anecdote
>is a christian

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>dysfunctional family
>No friends, wont ever get a bf
>sore loser
>violent,narcistic and mildly sociopathic
>jealous of other

Clearly shes /ourgirl/

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Ignoring the /pol autists, why are blacks so poor and violent no matter where they reside (as a group). Every country they are the majority either fails to function or is extremely corrupt thus poor. Is it just genetics? Or is it coincidence? Did colonialism and Slavery hurt blacks so much that even if they could build stable, functioning societies the damage is too hard to recover from

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This is why I don't talk to people.

> I take a county bus to and from college
> Be yesterday
> 30something Hawaiianskin dude joins my bus home from my school
> completely out of the blue, there's like 1 week of school left this semester, never seen him before
> i had packed a can of pringles because I don't ever eat at school
> i start eating
> he, like 5 seats behind me, asks for some chips despite having a bunch of soda with him already
> surrender some chips like the beta cuck I am
> like 5 mins later he beckons me to sit closer
> "what's your name?"
> "a-anon"
> "where you from, anon?"
> "are you english, anon?"
> (not really english but I feed him bs to shut him the fuck up)
> "ah, thank you for everything you've done. You english people really did a lot of great things. The only English person I don't like is Donald Trump. Dont get me wrong i think hes thick-skinned, but the way he talks is arrogant."
> (fukkkin wat)
> "where do your parents work, anon?"
> (conversation dies down bc i dont really give in depth answers)
> "go ahead and sit back where you were if you want"
> I don't move my seat bc thatd be more cringey

This fucking guy ruined my day by being shitty at small talk.

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>tfw want to be female, but also a lesbian.
What do?

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A wild qt3.14 appeared!

FIGHT PKMN
ITEM RUN

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Why is everything so awful all the time? Even /r9k/ doesn't interest me any more. Who else is in this predicament? Tired of everything.

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What do you miss? Let's talk about it, personal or not.

I miss
> Hanging out with all the emo girls and being interested in the subculture

or atleast that was before I knew that the subculture was overrun with cunts

> dating people and wanting to spend my life with them

Now I just fuck around, I don't do to well on my own.. heh...

> Those mp3 players

God damn, I love pop punk. I can really relate to The Wonder Years now a days.

> All the other shitty toys from 2006
> And the pop music from about 2005-2009

God, that shit was my anthem.
Maybe I just miss being a goofy teenager with his antisocial friends and feeling like I'm special or something.