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I hate my life man 2017-09-09 06:09:10 Post No.39627906
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I hate my life man Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:09:10 Post No. 39627906 [Report] [View this topic]

My cute emo trans boyfriend left me immediatrly
Life isn't fair robros I was called their abuser after we broke up

Life was better when I didn't care

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:11:01 Post No.39627934
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>>39627906
>dating a mentally ill freak

You asked for this

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:11:02 Post No.39627936
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>>39627906
Fuck off normo. You do not belong here, so expect no pity.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:11:11 Post No.39627942
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:11:11 Post No.39627942 [Report]

I keep obsessing over him luckily I can still stalk him and pretend he's mine honestly

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Fuck if I know 2017-09-09 06:06:56 Post No.39627865
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Fuck if I know Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:06:56 Post No. 39627865 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay. Since I'm here anyway, might as well ask you fucks this. What is empathy? Do you feel it? What does it do for you? Why does not caring about people you don't know makes you sociopathic? Why is watching people die freaking people out? They're not you. They're not your family. Why would you care? They just die. People die every fucking day. The gargles are not nice, yeah, but nothing to freak out about. Anyway. Why is interest in watching people die considered SICK and DISGUSTING, SOCIOPATHIC, etc? It's not like I'm jacking off to their deaths, I get no satisfaction from it, it's just interesting. Some cunt calls me a sociopath. Well fuck you, at least I'm not a confirmed schizo.

This post is a fucking mess, jesus.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:08:32 Post No.39627893
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>>39627865
Dunno anon, I just keep that to myself regardless. Arguing about it is pointless.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:09:20 Post No.39627909
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>>39627893
Care to specify? I wrote too much unrelated shit here. Or related.

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>>39627865
Because most people do. 90% of societal expectations don't make sense when you break them down like that. But going out of your way to watch people die conveys ill intent. If you're unfazed by watching people die that means people recognize you'd be fine watching them die, which is unsettling.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 06:03:37 Post No.39627801
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:03:37 Post No. 39627801 [Report] [View this topic]

I FUCKING HATE UNI
>In Compsci
>Have to do a presentation on a topic of our choosing in front of the class of 200.
Heat Level: Sinks to 40%
>Like one of the only girls in the class, a lot.
>She was an Asian.
>see her
Heart Level: Rises to 99%
>It would be 100 be it not for the presentation.
>After Lecture here her talking to some fucking normalscum after the lecture (heart level: 30%), she says that she likes musicals.
>Realise to woo her, I must impress her.
>Plan to do my topic on how computers are used to aid the theatrical industry, think it would be beneficial to sing my presentation.
>The day arrive, nervous as fuck.
Heart Level: is at 20%
>See her
Heart Level: is at 100%
>Mutter let's do this to myself. Normie next to me looks confused.
>Sitting in the lecture room, people going up giving presentations, my heart is pounding and with each pound the heart level lowers by 1%.
>Finally my go.
>Load up the file, I used google document as it had the script on it, everyone else used PowerPoint.
>Lecturer looks dissapointed and says I should've used PowerPoint, everyone laughs
Heart Level: 25%
>Finally start, I sing my damndesd I do the best show I can and am sweating at the end.
>Get asked to leave the lecture hall after I am done, not before a look of disgust sweeps the hall, I see it especially bad on my oneitis.
>Run out the room crying.

I can post the lyrics if you guys would like I guess.

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CoolGuy 2017-09-09 06:08:23 Post No.39627888
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>>39627826
Fucking apologize for avoiding the robot or I will be forced to report you

Say Sorry You are awesome cool guy.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:09:32 Post No.39627915
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>>39627801
Damn man. I'm sure it was great but normies will never appreciate your efforts.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:10:21 Post No.39627926
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:10:21 Post No.39627926 [Report]

>>39627888

You're originally a faggot, FagGuy.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 06:02:08 Post No.39627769
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:02:08 Post No. 39627769 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw I realize robots are just little pussies who care so much about what other people think they're debilitated by it

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:32:04 Post No.39628340
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>>39627769
>>mfw I realize robots are just little pussies who care so much about what other people think they're debilitated by it

kek this

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:54:17 Post No.39628666
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>>39627769
bump, it's funny how robots are ignoring OP's post cause they know he's right lol

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:10:25 Post No.39628975
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>>39627769
bumping for robot pussy tears

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I am fucking pathetic 2017-09-09 06:01:53 Post No.39627766
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I am fucking pathetic Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:01:53 Post No. 39627766 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm going to be home alone for like 5 days, and I have absolutely no one to call to come here and fuck. If ANY of my friends were home alone, they would call their gfs and fuck like rabbits.

What will I do even?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:02:41 Post No.39627779
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:02:41 Post No.39627779 [Report]

Fap doofus.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:03:17 Post No.39627795
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>>39627766
>all my le friends are so like le normies amirite?

kys

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:04:57 Post No.39627819
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>>39627795

What are you even trying to say with that?

>>39627779

meh I do that normally

Anonymous
INSPIRATION 2017-09-09 05:59:44 Post No.39627726
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INSPIRATION Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:44 Post No. 39627726 [Report] [View this topic]

don't blame women or chads
maybe work on your personality
even this guy is getting mad pussy every night

https://youtu.be/HAOnlZafm0Y

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:01:06 Post No.39627753
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>>39627726
>tfw u never skip head and face day

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:02:43 Post No.39627780
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:02:43 Post No.39627780 [Report]

>Just work on your personality!

listen, I just saw a Chad speaking to 2 girls at college, the dude sounded like a fucking retard but he got laid REAL hard last night

Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and just accept some people are fucked

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:05:04 Post No.39627824
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>>39627780
explain ssebabi wa

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:06 Post No. 39627714 [Report] [View this topic]

WouId you take advantage of a drunk gril?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:40 Post No.39627725
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:40 Post No.39627725 [Report]

>>39627714
If shes cute then yes

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:09 Post No.39627734
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:09 Post No.39627734 [Report]

>>39627714
nah, too much trouble

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:44 Post No.39627747
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:44 Post No.39627747 [Report]

>>39627714
No, she would puke on me.
Drunks are the fucking worst.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:58:25 Post No.39627702
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:25 Post No. 39627702 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are you still in this shithole we call life?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:13:58 Post No.39627990
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>>39627702
Because I can't read your thumbnail picture on how to kill myself

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:14:48 Post No.39628002
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:14:48 Post No.39628002 [Report]

For the memes. Also I'm sure you can't jackoff in hell.

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>>39627702
screencapture related

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:56:22 Post No.39627667
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:56:22 Post No. 39627667 [Report] [View this topic]

I just made $117 last night working 3.5 hours as a bartender. That's not including my wage of 14 an hour. Why are you working retail when you can get a tip job?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:57:42 Post No.39627689
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>>39627667
I have an office job, I don't have to deal with customers and I get paid to watch anime and browse 4chan, it's much more fun.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:45 Post No.39627711
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:45 Post No.39627711 [Report]

I wish I was allowed to take tips at my job. People offer all the time.

We even get a ton of rich celebrities that come in to shop with their kids :(

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:01:06 Post No.39627754
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>>39627689
Idk man people are usually pretty upbeat and happy at the bar im at. I do this as a side gig and work events. People who paid $150 a ticket are in a good mood regardless. Plus it's awesome when someone tips you fat, I had two people tip $10 last night.

Don't act like sitting in a office chair is the ideal life.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:53:23 Post No. 39627609 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no fembot to bully me
Life is not fair

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:56:35 Post No.39627669
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I want a fembot to bully me until I finally snap one day and savagely beat and rape her

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:14:39 Post No.39627999
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>>39627669
Not nice. Fembots need to be protected from the Chads and kept in the robot family.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:15:19 Post No.39628010
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>>39627999
She'd probably enjoy it

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:52:02 Post No. 39627581 [Report] [View this topic]

Post some normie words/phrases you annoy you every time you hear them or read them.

I'll start with the obvious:
>just be yourself
>just get out there
>just talk to her

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:52:48 Post No.39627597
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:52:48 Post No.39627597 [Report]

>ghosting
>catfishing
>comfort zone

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:55:31 Post No.39627647 [Report]

>real talk
>hard truth to swallow
>shaken up

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>You can't live life alone
>Don't do life alone
>Get out of your comfort zone

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/biz/ is actually the real high IQ board 2017-09-09 11:50:07 Post No.39627558
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/biz/ is actually the real high IQ board Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:50:07 Post No. 39627558 [Report] [View this topic]

>>>/biz/3393285

Look at those assholes making tons of money and having degrees on the side. /sci/ is nothing. NOTHING compared to them.
WE'RE POOR AND STUDYING FOR NO REASON. WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE MONEY
All we're studying is theoretical pure garbage.

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what do you think witten's net worth is?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:10:35 Post No.39627560
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>>39627558
IQ =/= making money

Being a money maker just means you are a high order asshole who takes advantage of other people's kindness, insecurities, or disadvantages to gain shallow wealth.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:14:07 Post No.39627561
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>>39627560
They're already got degrees at 21 years old they're making tons of money I'm making nothing.
They've got internships and other bullshit that looks good on their resume and my resume is empty. At this rate my degree is useless.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:43:48 Post No. 39627545 [Report] [View this topic]

Did anyone else have a really worthless university experience?

>chose engineering degree I hated and stopped putting effort in to
>zero social life or even acquaintances turned me bitter

I can't believe it was all so wasted.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:50:32 Post No.39627546
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I wanted to be an EE but ended up as a mechanical engineer.It is a waste of time probably but now i cannot do anything

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:55:13 Post No.39627547 [Report]

Went into computer science. The classes are boring, the professors are subpar, and most of my classmates are brainlets. Kinda wish I went into a different field because I've found that I don't really want to work in industry.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 03:12:12 Post No.39627548
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>>39627545
>Did ME, minored in Physics, took hardly any structures classes beyond mechanics of materials
>Now a structural engineer
Wasted so much time learning heat transfer, E&M bullshit, and quantum bullshit that I'll never need now. Wouldn't say it was worthless, though

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:46:05 Post No. 39627443 [Report] [View this topic]

Look at this girl, she's beautiful isn't she?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:48:51 Post No.39627487
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>>39627443
is that shit on her face

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:50:33 Post No.39627524
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:50:33 Post No.39627524 [Report]

I understand the obsession for chocolate but smearing it all over your face like a child is bit excessive, can't she just eat it like a normal person

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:41 Post No.39627710
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>>39627524
I appreciate your intentional sarcasm anon.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:45:59 Post No. 39627441 [Report] [View this topic]

Human sexuality is a fucking curse. Even among normalfags it's the cause of more anxiety than pleasure, even though most wouldn't like to admit it.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:47:12 Post No.39627458
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god damn can i get a taste of that DISH

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Hey guys, does anybody want to have sex with me, because, I do not have a pair of underwear on, so do you have your penis out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-Yo4dTy-4

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>>39627441
gottdaymn

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 72. page

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/