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How wouId you react and what would you do if you went through a friend's (who doesn't seem to be a weirdo at all and is well-adjusted) computer and found a folder containing thousands of non-nude and non-lewd innocent pictures of little girls in a folder titled "Cute little girls" inside a folder titled "Cuteness" which also contains another folder titled "Cute little animals" with thousands of non-sexual pictures of small animals (mostly puppies)?

What if these two folders (cute girls & cute animals) were in the "Inspiration" section of an "Art" folder which itself also contains many well-organized folders with thousands of paintings, drawings, sketches and sculptures?

What if there's also another folder in the "Inspiration" one titled "Beauty" which contains nearly 20 gigs of pictures of 18+ women and that, though countless are nude and erotic, not even a single one (picture) shows a man/cock/penetration?

What would you be thinking exactly in your head? What if you suspect whatever you may suspect but find absolutely nothing compromising? Would you pretend you didn't go through his computer or tell/ask him something?
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You have what you just described on your own laptop because you are a pedophile and you want to know if other people will be able to recognize that you're a pedophile. They can and will.
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>>37675719

If I found out my roommate had a folder of 'cute little girls' on hips laptop, I'd call the fucking police, tell everyone we know and move out instantly.

Fucking disgusting, trying to hide your folder. KYS
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>>37675719
What makes you think that? Not really, I went through his laptop last night when he went to grab something for us to eat. His laptop doesn't have a "wrong password" limit so I tried a lot of different ones in the past after he told me in a conversation about his hundreds of online accounts that he never writes down his passwords because they're all simple) and eventually found the correct one (it was just the name of something he likes). I'm a very curious person so unfortunately also nosey and waited for the right opportunity to go through it.

Also, my roommate once got visibly very very angry when we were talking about a child molester, he said he'd strangle to death any of them with his bare hands. He's always very calm and literally doesn't even hurt insects (he traps them in plastic containers and frees them from our window).

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Why does it feel good to wear girl clothes?
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Just shut up and post more pics, you whore.
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>>37675637
Post more of your legs op i have a fetish for long socks so plz post more
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Probably because girl clothes are made of softer materials and are designed to be form fitting.

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Tinder thread, ask for help share stories etc.
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What do to fix this?
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>>37676198
Keep it to 1 sentence, don't write a whole paragraph, also lie and say you are a marine instead of national guard
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>>37676219

>don't write a whole paragraph
>two, separated sentences

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>try to make legit tinder
>fails
>make a catfish and list my height as 6'5
>get in influx of hoes ready to suck my peepee
you guys were right the entire time

the game is so rigged. you're better off just not trying at all its all so fucked

I tried to constanly reinvent myself(style,lifting, reading on how to socialise, being hilarious and it all just meant nothing because im fucking 5'6.

Remember guise "just be yourself bro" I'm fucking out.
I'm fucking done im just gonna watch anime and never talk to women again.
my reply was "does that collar mean you like being choked?" if anyone was wondering.
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>>37675100
>thinks people are shallow
>goes on literally the most shallow site in the world
>"haha i was right everyone! i'm done!"
You're your own worst enemy, anon.
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>>37675100
Of course it's going to be like this.

Look man, this is how it is on online dating sites like tinder. The game is HEAVILY skewed towards aesthetically gifted people. Moreso than it is in real life. You just kind of have to understand this when using stuff like tinder, bumble, etc. Now, either you can keep complaining, or you can keep trying to make it work.

In my opinion, the best way to use online dating apps like tinder is to only use them as a supplement. I'd wager that for 90%+ of the guys on this board, trying to get girls IRL will work much better than trying to get girls on tinder. EVERYONE is superficial on tinder, and there isn't much you can do about that.

Look, I'm an average looking guy at best myself. Usually got 6/10 on /soc/ when I posted myself there. I promise you things will work out so much better if you try to meet girls in person rather than just relying on a dating app. Use them together. You have to imagine the dating scene as a market, and you have to sell yourself well. Keep with the self improvement, that's good whether you're going for a girl or not.
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>>37675100
I am Chadimandius.
Chad of Chad's.
Look on my bod ye sexy, and despair.

>Op is a massive manlet cuck faggot who will never get a gf

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>did we crack why white people are violent
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I wish I could sacrifice OP to revive Adam. :(
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>>37675033
shitty haircuts?
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>>37675064
why? what were his motives, he also left no real documents or anything intresting behind

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>When you finally realize you're ugly
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>>37674263
i realized years ago and even before that i had a sneaking suspicion.
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Yeah, realizing I was ugly wasn't fun. But it wasn't half as bad as when I realized I was stupid.

Most ugly robots fully understand they're ugly. But most retard robots don't even realize how retarded they are.
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>know you're ugly because of photos and others' reactions to you
>no matter how much you look in the mirror you can't see yourself as ugly

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what exactly did these people do that made them the most famous mass shooters
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White kids in Anytown, USA during a peak happiness time in America. Also was probably the first "sensationalized" school shooting and a lot of old fucks used it to push their idea that vidya caused violence.
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>>37674241
there where many school shooters before these two these guys where the first ones who really got a lot of attention from the normie media, there where hundreds of school shooters throughout the 50's but these two set the trend honestly every school shooter after them who was obsessed with them are pathetic because these guys are not as deadly as anybody who was influenced by them
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>>37674325
>y every school shooter after them who was obsessed with them are pathetic because these guys are not as deadly as anybody who was influenced by them

can you rephrase that better, are you saying most people who like dylan and eric are usually even worse?

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ITT: Post yourself and your ideal gf/bf
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god dammit why won't anybody let me have sex with their vagina
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reeree rooroo dots on top
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tinned

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Any other robros play guitar? Post em if you got em?

What sort of music? I've been getting into modal jamming and funk lately.
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64 strat
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An original bumperoonie.
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Seven String S Series Ibanez

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This Chad kicks butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHVJygPStlI
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shoudla stabbed him
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>>37674031
Why are so many vets like this
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It's easy to say PTSD, but I don't think he even saw combat.

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>every game is has muted colour palette
>looks like a sea of grey
>not stylised in any way
>generic chad main character
>wields a big sword or gun
>quips unfunny dialogue
>timed button presses that the game actually tells you to do
>"deep" storyline with dialogue that sounds like it was written by a 10 year old edge lord

Am I the only one who wants some fun in my games? No wonder I have stopped playing.
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There is kingdom hearts 3.
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if it was up to me the only new games coming out would be doom wads tbf
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>>37673995
Sounds like you only play PlayStation exclusives, you might want to move onto Nintendo and Xbox if you want to enjoy video games.

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Ask a person who's studying to be an Islamic Studies professor anything.
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Will it still be okay for me to get a tattoo? My Imam said it would be but then I watched a half hour lecture by one in New York who said it'd have to fast for 3 months.
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what are you studying to be
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>>37673554

Is there anything you've studied which blew your mind?

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Oh hello, little wagie. While you were hard at work, we were creating a modern piece of art at our new Minecraft server.

Oh? You want to join? Sure, but don't stay up too long. You don't want to be tired for tomorrow's day of labour.

IP: 69.175.47.21:25585

Discord: asATNkJ

Server opened today, go ahead and give it a look.
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>>37673069
Where can I get a torrent of this because I already bought the fucking game and I am not buying it again.
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who else here /thousandsofblocksfromspawn/
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comfy as fuck boiii

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HOLY FUCK I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
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>>37672954
HOLY FUCK I HATE FUCKING WOMEN
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>>37672954
HOLY FUCK 1 FUCKING HATE WOMEN
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>>37672954
>HOLY FUCK I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

honestly same man
It makes me so sad when so much of this board is fucking woman enabling garbage, like really, the whole world is like this, we need that here too?

I really wish posting fembot stuff was bannable. even referring to "femanons" should be a ban.

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I got fucking pinworms for the 4th fucking time this year
>get itchy butthole
>scratch it a few times
>smell fingers
>go to take shit
>drop a brick
>look in toilet
>hundreds of fucking worms swimming in bowl
I've relived this nightmare too many times.
>inb4 wash hands
I honestly just forget to wash them after using the bathroom. Would that help keep these worms out of my ass?
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>>37672939
Stop eating the fucking eggs in your food
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not if you scratch your butt and smell your fingers right after, no
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you can get otc medicine to kill pin worms

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