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>the people who bitch about normalfaggot threads are also the ones who most likely enjoy the bbc,trap and raceb8 threads

Really activates your spidey senses,innit?
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Females of /r9k/, tell us about yourself and your ideal partner and maybe some lonely robot will orbit you.
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These things never last. Every girl here gets showered with attention, filling your poor lonely heart with hope she might like you, but she just uses you as a time filler and will end up ghosting you the moment she gets bored.
Don't fall into this. I know the temporary joy and hope are tempting but none of it is real
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>>38203839
Please stop posting these. Each girl gets like 200 responses and it doesn't even differ from tinder at that point.
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Thread is shit
Cute pic tho

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anyone have the full version of this? "the prequel"
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Ok so Scarce has just disappeared and I'm not a huge fan of his but he's been offline for 3 weeks so I kinda think we should track him down and make sure he didn't die
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if you aren't a neet virgin desktop poster remove yourself from this board immediately
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I am a console posting,parent mooching half virgin. May i stay?
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>>38203613
Why is phoneposting so looked down upon here? I'd rather be sitting on my comfy bed, wrapped up in a blanket with my head on my pillows all day than in a chair getting severe back pain.

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>that one anon that constantly barrages their friends with funny videos on their cellphone
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>tfw no dactyl bf
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>get a night job at a hotel they said
>total robot job they said
Just got done working my second day at the holiday inn and I unironically want to drive my car into a lake. fuck this shift
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>>38203504
Whats wrong OP? Usually graveyard shifts are safe from normies
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what happened?
if its some dumb shit, do not reply
preferably reply with greentext
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It's either normies or night shift
choose wisely

send nooses
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holy shit nobody has said send nooses before wow you guys are too good

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Why are people such submissive pieces of shit nowadays? They act as though being other people's bitch is just a fact of life. They have no drive or desire to be unique. They just drift through life like a fucking NPC. They don't learn. They just memorize. They don't achieve. Only carry out. They don't lead. Only follow.
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>>38203433
If everyone were a winner, no one would be. That's why it's so special to be a winner in the first place.>>38203433
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>>38203433
They dont want to risk they safety

Beluga
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balinga
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KahooIawe
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Sheldon Copper's a stinky pooper.

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>ugly asymmetrical face
>overweight
>short
>small / mediocre dick
>not good at ANYTHING
>can't remember simple things and its getting worse (probably early alzh)
>can't enjoy video games anymore
>can't enjoy masturbation anymore
>can't stand staying indoors on the PC
>can't stand going out and interacting with people
>not in school
>quit my wageslave job with no prior planning
>insomniac
>panic attacks
>identity disorder
>schizophrenic
>severe depression
>firstborn with normie siblings
>abusive stepfather
>taboo fetishes
>have tried medication
>have tried therapy
>nothing works
>can't wake up
>help
>help me
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>>38203236
that's me except i don't do meds and i got rid of insomnia and panic attacks when i left my job
neet lifestyle saved my mind
You're fucked up you need to search something you like and stick to it
also what fetishes?
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>>38203376
loli
shota
traps
bosses / coworkers
teachers
incest

My mom is fat and unnattractive so nobody would ever believe that I don't want to fuck my mom if they found out.
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Enough excuses! Shut up and make up your mind!

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daily reminder that every woman you have ever met in your life poops
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As a scat fetishist that is part of the appeal desu

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My a.c. is out.

Its 90F in my room.

See you, space cowbois
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>>38203191
Get a fan, that's what I use
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>>38203191
Move to a place where you won't literally die if your a.c. goes out.
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LMAO, I'm an AC tech! Time to make some shekels.
pic related
mfw the summer gets hot as fuck

memes aside, buy a small window unit. They're not that expensive. The regular AC could take days to fix. It's worth it.

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AHHHH whata you mean you eata dah buthol, you will never be Kharatee mastah!
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Forgive me, master
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Forgive me, masler
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Forgive me, mas+er


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