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>>37531241

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>tfw get legitimately angry when i see woman hate or MGTOW threads, not because they're misogynistic, but because they're right.
>tfw still sucks because for every one of you guys that stay single or go MGTOW or otherwise stay in your basement, some girl out there is going to die alone and resentful.

>>37531241


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>i just want a man who will appreciate me and commit to me, i'll cook and clean, i'll put out every night, i'll have all the babies he could ever want, please just no more of this foreveralone existence.

>tfw no 26+ year old introvert autistic fembot friend to exchange awkward messages with
t. 32 years of age introvert autist dude

Indeed, almost as bad as brapfags.

>tfw my 40 year old co worker was telling me she has a big Instagram following because she does pin modeling and that guys always ask for pictures of her feet
Was she trying to suggest something?

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What if you don't really have a foot fetish but you simply find some girl feet to be cute?

I don't want to lick or smell them or anything but they look so soft and cute.

Edgy.>>37531183
Wow. Thats pretty edgy m8.

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My seven year old brother is at the morgue from being stabbed to death by his friend.

>>37531183
Begining?
Middle?
End?

>>37531165
Throw all of the money in his face
In the ensuing chaos press a button that triggers the trap doors beneath both me and the register
Then depressurize the entire main level of the store so that he is literally btfo as well as all of the annoying customers

Ask him to shoot me please

>>37531165
Give him the money. I don't care about my job or the company at all. I'm just working there because I made poor life choices but need money

Trump

I hereby declare this comment original

>>37531143
Genghis Khan.

This comment is absolutely stunning.

>>37531143
Paris of Troy. Literally ignited a famous decade-long war by poaching a dimepiece, Helen, from a powerful king.

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>>37531131
What if I never get married and just cohabit eternally?

What is the source on that pic? Also, I am 25 so I don't think I have much of a chance left with women honestly.

thick meaty thighs are a woman's best feature. prove me wrong

>I'll see what we got wait here
>doesnt come back
fuck you anon

>>37531125
when they lead me to the product, i fucking bow to them in my heart.

I normally get nervous when I talk to the staff, but Pepe makes me feel right at home. I wish he was real

I did, but i wish i stayed at home neeting instead of wasting my time there, it didn't help me find a job and it didn't help me with my robot issues.

gave up and failed a class my senior year, had to make it up in the summer.

Graduated and haven't done a god damn thing since

dropped
gave up

I have never sent a naked picture of myself to another human. I've taken pics of myself in my undies though for self esteem reasons, sometimes it's just a confidence booster seeing that I can take appealing pictures.
I delete the them right after.

for the fun of it

>>37531098
Post your stats self esteemy

>>37531035
Hook up culture is a myth.

>In this research it was demonstrated that the amount of sex partners people have nowadays have barely any difference with the amount of partners people had twenty to thirty years ago.

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>>37531035
>hookup culture is strong where you live
>ADHD ridden cyborg
>everyone is fucking but you
>bluff like you know what relationships are like when someone starts talking about it
>had to sleep in the tub because everyone was fucking in every room and you got kicked outa the one you were in
>rotting on the inside
I want off Mr. Normie's Wild Ride

>>37531065
exactly, every young person is doing it

>>37531004
>Why is California weather so perfect?
idk probably something to do with being near the ocean and the wind currents from Asia

The ocean retains heat a lot better than land does

>>37531004
I'd take the weather here in western Washington over California any day. Too hot for me, just give me the cold and rain all day every day.

>>37531004
sacrificing their infants to Moloch

>>37530971
i dropped out of high school at 17

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>>37530992
same
tfw inteligent

>>37530992
>>37531011
I dropped out at 16 you tryhards.

>>37530898
It's okay, Toilet Tail, we all have embarrassing toilet stories from our childhood.
>in kindergarten
>first time I ever took a poop outside of my home
>halfway through 20kids start pounding on the door and peeping on me through the cracks
It traumatized me and I only poop at home ever since.

>be tall
>hahahahahaha you cant see us
manlets cant be robots

>have $2 for lunch
>kid takes it
>tries to convince me i never had $2
>gives it back at the end of the day
fuck you caleb

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Yeah, maybe if I had a GF.
Fucking sexhaving Normalfags, I swear.

>>37530830
I like it if it's a cute girl in an h-manga or h-anime.

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>>37530830
I need this, desu.

SOMEONE POST THE GIF OF HER DOING THE BACKFLIP SHE'S GORGEOUS I LOVE HER.

>>37531104
What video is that from again anon??.

>>37530824
she used to be so cute. i wouldnt take a second glance at the current her
maybe its the bangs and the eye makeup