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If a female experienced a male orgasm she wouldn't even notice.

If a male experienced a female orgasm, even a mediocre one, it would kill him. He'd tell you it was worth it, if you could ask him.

>>34954193
Does that take into consideration prostate orgasms?

>>34954193
T. resias

Finnish girls are degenerate sloots.

You would be an awkward foreigner in Japan and the Phillipines

If you can be bothered to learn the language, eastern Europe isn't bad.

Argentina is corrupt.

Chile is ok.

>>34954121
chilean virgin here, I'd think it's harder than in the us since most people I know are mildly conservative

>>34954171
I'll have to be bothered to learn the language to go anywhere on this list. I've put a little bit of effort into Polish but gave up when I realized the odds are probably low there too.

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Correct answer: short scruff/5 o'clock shadow. My brother does that and it works out very well.
Pic related

>>34953951
The look of beards has been tainted. Clean shave for me.

>>34954120
wtf? your brother seems kind of young and I don't see any 5 o clock shadow, who knows what kind of jaw he might have in the future, he's like 2.

>>34953931
>Men are superior to women in every single way
I agree

if there was only one gender in the world, it would look more masculine. Women are really only around to reproduce, if they couldn't do that every woman would be killed at birth as a defective child

I honestly don't know why more men don't realize this and make the switch to the superior sexual orientation

>>34953931
I fucking wish i could be gay!
The detest how their vagina have so much power over me!

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>>34954147
You mean that rotting tuna stinkin axe wound between their legs?

is upwards dick a good meme?
my dude points way up to the sky and ive always assumed it wasnt a good thing

>>34953897
When you say 'dude' it makes it sound like you're talking about your boyfriend's dick.

Yes it's a good thing.

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>>34953910
Oh noe! Saying things that could suggest homosexuality when interpreted a certain ways!
Kill yourself

Can this 404 already

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>>34953826
>>visualsounds1
my autismfu desu

>>34953900
She has that mentally challenged qt look good stuff

>Says he's intelligent
>Uses the wrong too

>tfw too much of a nigger to cosplay as vanilla ice cream

>>34954004
>to intelligent for grammer

>>34953708
those are some ugly toes

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>>34953708
let me nipple on your toe hairs

Buy shoes that fit you properly, roastie.

Yes, it's the only "interaction" I've ever had with non-related females in my life.

Where the fuck I can find this "cute girls saying nice things to you"?

>>34953705
>Do you listen to ""ASMR""? Not the tapping and haircut kind, but the cute girls saying nice things to you kind? I know lots of people say that it's "not real ASMR" or that it's ruining the community, but I just can't help myself. It's a guilty pleasure. It makes me feel happy and loved.

only Japanese ASMR
where qt jap girls clean my ears

>>34953642

Probably. I'm stupid enough to believe in that sort of thing despite nothing ever working out for me.

It's that or death, and the latter doesn't look bad nowadays.

Sort of; it is a dangerous feeling that could lead to wasted time. I've started to realize that I have to make things happen on my own. I mean I already knew that but now I think about it more often than before

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Yes, and that thing is winning the $350 million Powerball jackpot tomorrow

>implying the killing was senseless
>implying it didn't accomplish it's goals pretty decently

>>34953632
>minus the bombs and senseless killing of course.

That was the best part.

>>34953632
Kaczynski was actually pretty fucking enlightened. The bombing was too erratic but had a legitimate message behind its execution.

Start small, you can't work work minimum wage and buy your own innawoods property these days; make money, buy property, work better paying jobs and eventually buy a comfy cabin and revile modern society.

listen to black metal instead. specificallly burzum

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>tfw can't grow out of punk phase
>tfw music intensity keeps getting deeper
>tfw i'm listening Holocaust/Bestial Black Metal max volume on the train

>>34954722
what would you recommended

>>34953491
I watched the first ep of HxH and it didn't really sell me too much to be honest.

Maybe it was just because I was just coming off finishing Diamond Is Unbreakable, but the whole thing felt very Pokemon: Indigo League to me. I'm sure it gets better.

The other anime I ended up watching (and am still watching, actually) fits your description in a way: Samurai Champloo. The bantz between Rin and Mugen is fucking fantastic, it's really a wonderful dynamic based on respect and mutual desire to fucking skewer each other.

Haikyuu!! is good fun with plenty of bro-tastic stuff

>>34953491
Isn't there some figure skating anime that's like Free, but alot gayer?

>>34953482
Whatever man, the only reason you have to be ashamed of it is if that's something you're unironically into; and if it is then you should either change the way you are or just get comfortable with being a weirdo.

>>34953482
>> Uh.., what are you watching, dude

The answer to this question in any situatuon is and will always be "I wish I fucking knew."

Also, big deal he'll forget it in like three hours and if he ever brings it up just say it's some music video to a song you were listening to.

No one really cares about shit like this exceptional the person who gets caught.

>>34953482
You shouldn't have switched tabs right away, you should have let him see you keep on watching it to see that your comfortable with him seeing it. Then just play it of like some ironic shit post you saw on the internet. You're best bet at this point is to ignore it completely and act like it never happened. When he brings it say something like "haha bro just some anon posted a weird animu link and was to afraid to be seen as some weeb hentai watcher lmao xD". Ezpz anon.

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My job is being mommy's sweet little 24 year old bouncing baby boy you faggot.

Hardest job in the world I like to say.

i don giv a hecck no more

>>34953449
>You willingly destroyed the most important thing in life.
???