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>>34071604
No he is just a shy boy. Happens all the time.

>>34071604

No, he probably doesn't want to talk to you now because you shut him down

>>34071604
no, he just gave up because you didn't seem interested in talking anymore.
At least you responed to his messages and showed him you're not into talking in a friendly way

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>>34071566
>Tfw agatha wiIl never be your gf

>>34071566
There are no autists here because they wouldnt get here. The only people in autistic spectrum that would be able to visit this hellhole are aspergers or high functioning autists but I doubt that high functioning would spend time here so its probably just few asperger guys.

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>>34072359
I actually had a dream that she was my gf and at one point we ended up having sex. after that she kept trying to get me to have sex with her. that dream is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me.

>>34071446
In a dungeon.

The trap store.

>>34071446
you came to the right place, anon.
/r9k/ looves traps. we've got traps of all kinds.

>>34071279
I'm asexual so i wouldn't but maybe for sexual people like you it's different so you might enjoy it

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>>34071279
do it and post pictures

it'll be totally rad OP

>>34071279
Go for it, as long as you're willing to live with the shame of losing your virginity to a fatty.

>>34071189
I might buy it for my nan

genre?

oregeegeegre

>not metal

no u numale

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oh shid ur fuggggggd :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>34071280
NO AGNE FOR BENIS:DDDDD

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>>34071159
how boud a sburdo dhread :DDD

I used to be somewhat proficient at LD, even though I've only tried it for a few weeks 2 years ago.

Although I've hardly developed it, my dreams haven't been quite the same since I've pursued LD. I still find myself going to old habits like reality checking and becoming lucid more often while dreaming.

I'd like to get back into it again. Here's how I'd do it:

>Dream Journal
This is probably the most important (and most tedious) part of LD. Writing stuff down improves dream recall, general lucidity, allows for better organization, and is fascinating to have in general.
I used to wake up and immediately focus on every single detail I could remember while dreaming. After building as much as I could, I'd spew it all over my journal. It helps to write quickly.
As you write, you'll remember more of your dream. Just keep writing everything you remember anywhere on the journal. Try to keep it organized so you can go back to it.

Here's the real reason you should keep such a journal: you must put footnotes at each important detail to understand your dreams better. What I do is make a note in every part of the dream where something "illogical" happens, like I start to float or act out of character. If you're dreaming and something is off, you must be able to notice. That's the leading premise behind LD, really; being able to tell when you're dreaming.
Do not go easy on yourself; when you write down a detail in a dream that should've given the dream away to you but didn't, note to yourself that you must try harder to notice these types of details.

Journaling also helps to see recurring patterns in dreams. Characters and events may appear often over the course of your life, and you may be able to understand them better if you wrote down things about them. It's how I met my ego (it's a girl, which is typical if you're a guy)

Pro here. Last night I did something new, I went through a mirror, which is pretty weird in retrospect. Forgot the rest of the dream.

>>34071431
cont.
Bear in mind that although I've only been into LD for a few weeks, I was able to achieve my first successful LD within DAYS.

It wasn't easy. I was REALLY into it. It'd be all I'd read, I'd keep my journal constantly, I'd be all over every strategy I could get my hands on. Just thinking about and trying this hard for something will, as a general rule, lead to success. If I hadn't become depressed and disinterested, I'd still know success like this.

Anyways, there are more strategies that I encourage you to read. If you want to start LD, let this thread be only the beginning. Read from the leading LD websites to learn all you can. The harder you try, the more you get out of it, though ymmv.

Soon, you may know terms like reality check, dream affirmations, hypnogogia, WILD, MILD, and whatever else the LD community found out.

It helps to have passion.

>>34071041
Tfw no gf is worse senpai

>>34071056
Seconded and yes.

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>>34071041

>tfw gay, short and ugly
>tfw no bf

>>34070997
ls that poop?

>>34070997
probably ate it already you fat fuck

do not eat it desu

penis inspection day wtf, that sounds like the most horrendous thing I ever read

>be me
>think i'm special
>sniff girls panties
>they want it back
>Don't let them
>they hit me for them
>OWWWWCH
>don't give it back still
>they love me now from a prank
>give it back because of my endorphin spike
>fooled again by simple girls..

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>be 15
>went to go get a physical because I hinted at my mom I wanted to play sports (I didn't)
>jerked it last night
>cummed in my boxers because I was a gross piece of shit
>physical is going well
>he asks
>"alright, I don't enjoy this part, but..."
>niggawhut.png
>he asks me to drop trow and bare my little manhood
>I oblige
>as I do it, a waft of dried semen hits my nose
>and I'm sure it hits his, too
>dong is still slightly shiny from the cum
>mfw I'm staring at the ceiling as he inspects my junk
>he knows what happened
>I know he knows too
>doesn't really speak much for the rest of the physical
>he still hangs out with my mom occasionally
I know he thought it was natural, but damn I still cringe from that day

>>34070877
I think I might have fed something to a child, if children count as normies?

>>34070877
l refuse to believe this shit fucking happened, did he get sick or anything?

>>34070923
It actually happened. As far as I know he didn't get sick, though I didn't really see him around much in general so it's possible he did.

>>34070868
When I turned 22.
4 years out of high school and it hadn't "happened" for me like it did for everyone else.

Lvl 32 wizard now.

Well it's not inevitable, I can always kill myself before the day comes however unlikely it may be.

>>34070868
18 years old and I only just realized.

>>34070856
NIGGERS!!!!

originalia

Post your BBC please

>>34070856
How can you enjoy beeing black?

I mean, I cannot enjoy beeing white.
I just am.

I was just thinking how i get triggered at all the anons that say they have the ism but clearly don't.

>>34070833
Autism and schizophrenia are very different from what I can tell.

I have schizophrenia and autistic kids act nothing like a typical schizophrenic person. It's obvious they are not hallucinating.

>>34070833
wowee you're so cuhrazy!!

You haven't offered to let all of them take turns creampieing your 2D waifu until she's pregnant with a stranger's child.

>>34070803
Who told you to do that wtf?

>>34070803
If you think that businesses are just going to give you money for nothing you're too dumb to go to college