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>*chomp chomp chomp*
>*sluuuuuurrrrrrrrp*
>*mlem mlem mlem*
>sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

"MUST YOU EAT LIKE PIGS? CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"

So yeah, I just had an autistic outburst against my family for eating like a bunch of disgusting pigs and somehow making slurping sounds whilst eating a fucking burger. Now I feel like an ass but goddamn it makes me want to puke.
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same I think I'm allergic to sounds like that. They absolutely disgusts me..
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>>37584254
>CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"
I tried but I can't put food in my mouth if it's closed.
Any tips, OP?
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>>37584469
Try opening your mouth to let the food in, then shutting it the hell up while you chew :)

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>realize that r9k is probably not helping my mental state
>decide im gonna take a break from it, possibly never come back
>wake up and immediately start browsing r9k

Why do I like this place so much? Its fucking terrible
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>>37584253

Because youre a flaming faggot
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>>37584253
I tried to leave months ago.
I can't.
I don't know why.
I don't even like it here.
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same here
we fell int the abyss
now we all are dam sons and dam daughters now

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Just out of curiosity, how many of you hold cryptocurrency?
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My friend had a flash drive with 5 bitcoins on it back when they weren't worth like $2000 USD and then he lost it.... Good bye drugs hello depression
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up 2k from 3 weeks ago. liquidated before the correction yesterday @ $2900

Going for 10BTC before I put it all in storage. Things are going sideways and BTC is on a pump so I'll prob have to rebuy @ $2750 at this rate though
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0.1 btc and 650 ripple.

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Statistics from the CDC, Census, NCHS, Teachman Study, Brinkmann Study, Ohio State Survey of Sexuality, NHS, Pew Research, and the GSS
>75%+ of all Millennial men will marry by age 45
>Odds fof divorce for first marriages have been declining for 40+ years
>The average age girls lose their virginity has been going UP for 15+ years, the average number of lifetime sexual partners for women has been DROPPING for 20+ years, the percentage of women remaining virgins for marriage has been INCREASING for 15+ years
>The percentage of women who identify as Feminists or accept Feminist concepts as true or good has been DECLINING for 30+ years
>Gen Z (age 21 and less) is more socially conservative than any generation since before the Korean War and since groups grow more conservative as they age this will improve for 30+ years
You guys have it backwards
-Women are getting LESS degenerate
-Men have a BETTER chance at a virgin wife
-Men have a BETTER chance at staying married
Your time in now!
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>>37584185
So - if you want a virgin waifu?
She's out there!
Go get her!
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>>37584533
Just because they're a virgin doesn't mean they'll want someone who browses this board
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>>37584742
Why not?
Take advantage of hypergamy to land a great wife!

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>visit forums and websites with 90% female userbase
>many posts are lengthy, well-written and mostly indistinguishable from posts you find on male dominated sites
>also lots of shitposts no different than you would find on 4chan
>correct usages of memes and lots of original content

what does it mean?
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>>37584162
it means show your evidence that this actually happened
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please refer to rule 16
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>>37584162
It means you should check my doubles.

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Why do you place so much importance in virginity/number of partners?
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It's the most important thing to me. If a woman is unmarried and not a virgin she is a degenerate whore who should be treated as such.
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>>37584125
Pic related, I want my own DNA inside a girl, not someone elses
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I never did after I lost my virginity to an escort.

Virgin men want a virgin gf to marry and spend their lives together with.

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>Less than 2% of circumcised men experience inflammation and infection of the head of the penis compared to 10% uncircumcised men.

>Circumcision substantially reduces the risk of urinary tract infections and kidney complications in men.

>Circumcision results in over 20-fold decrease in risk of invasive penile cancer, which has a high fatality rate.

>Adult circumcision reduces lifetime risk of prostate cancer by 50%, which affects 1 in 6 men and often requires castration as treatment.

>Circumcision provides a 3-fold reduction in risk of acquiring HIV/AIDS.

>Circumcision affords substantial protection against thrush, papillomavirus, genital herpes, syphilis, chancroid, trichomonas, and mycoplasma.

>Up to 10% of uncircumcised adults will later require circumcision for medical reasons.

>Any uncircumcised male can develop phimosis at any point in their life. This is because foreskin tissue always has the potential to tighten in response to various aggravating factors.

>Circumcision eliminates the risk of BXO and balanitis, which can cause infertility.

>Research shows that most women prefer the circumcised penis for appearance, hygiene, and sexual activity, even in cultures where circumcision is uncommon.
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>reddit spacing
>endorses male genital mutilation
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>37584062
Why would I damage my perfectly healthy penis?
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>>37584091
>reddit spacing

what?

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Do you think you would be happier if you look hot?

Pay attention that your life scenario would be the same, same life story, same personality, etc.
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>>37584031
I probably wouldn't be happier.
Women would just approach me because I'm hot without me having to start a conversation.
Then I would proceed to ignore them and feel good about turning down a roastie cunt.
Now that I think of if, yeah that would make me happy.
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Yeah who wouldn't. Problem is most robots think that'll solve their issues (wahh I'm a manlet, wahh I'm a dicklet, wahh you can't be white and a robot, etc.). I've been called attractive by a sizeable amount of people and had some women interested but they back away when they have to witness my social autism
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>>37584031
Yes

My life is pretty cool, I just despise the person I see in the mirror, it makes me feel I'm less than how I feel I am.

It's very bad for me and sometimes I'd rather just not go outside or socialize because I don't feel like the person I am. It sucks. It's probably like trannys but less sick.

I'm a cool, great, funny, intelligent dude but looking like shit makes all that worthless.

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Is it too late to play a sport? 19 here

it's not like I want to play professionally or anything
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never too late

30 here, play softball
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>>37584051
It's just I don't know how to get started

I want to play football(soccer)
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Unless you can find a pick up game that's friendly to newbs, don't even bother.
People are really competitive, even if it's a nothing game being played for fun.
If you shit the bed, they're going to ride your ass until you get the fuck off of their field/court.

So, trap/futa lovers:
Why don't you admit you are a faggot, or bisexual atleast?
I don't really see what's the problem. I am a huuuuge trap faggot myself and I have no problem with admitting that I'm a fag.
Is the "I like traps but I'm not gay" only a meme?
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>>37583858
I hate futas, I do like traps to limited extent. I am bisexual myself, and have no issue admitting to that.
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I don't see myself ever having sex with a dude, but a trap just maybe. If that makes me bi then I guess I am bi.
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>>37583858
Please don't use the word faggot it is offensive.

Draw a Gondola Party wins 600 seats in an unprecedented landslide edition
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Post your polling station for a laugh lads, hahahaha.
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Post your house address for a laugh lads, hahahah
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Who's the guy next to blair in this image?

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who skunk here
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>tfw qt skunk in my pocket
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>tfw qt skunk in my lap

sleep tight, skunker
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is it dead?

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I'm planning on asking my onetis to hang out this saturday. Something like ice cream. Is that a good idea? I want to make sure she gets the message. I'm pretty excited GNHAAAAA I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER !!!
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I can't wait for you to come back and post a sad Pepe and talk about how you hate women and the world is unfair because oneitis wanted chad instead
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>>37583798
just go head and get it over with already shes going to deny you and tell her friends who will laugh at you lol
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Don't ask her, tell her. Something like "Hey, let's go on a date this Saturday" is better than "will you go on a date with me?" Sure, she can still shut you down, but it sounds less desperate.
Make sure she knows its a date and not a friendly hang out.
Good luck.

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Why do men have such shitty music tastes? And by shitty I don't mean "he listens to genres I personally dislike" kind of shitty, I mean "he listens to edm, dad rock, meme metal and generic rap and never goes beyond entry level" kind of shitty. I know plenty of women with very diverse and interesting music tastes, yet literally one guy who isn't a generic piece of shit.

Can /r9k/ explain this to me?
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>>37583738
I don't see the point in trying to get into more obscure music since I enjoy my dad rock and eurobeat just fine.
I'm asking, in fact: why should I bother?
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Sounds like you're too try hard trying to have musical "taste".
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>>37583738
Your personal acquaintances are not an accurate representation of the world at large.

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1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your troubles.
3. Be listened to.
4. Group therapy is on point today.
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Side games:

1. guess what my mother sent me in an envelope
2. she contacted me today, guess what she said/did

You won't find out, but past 100 posts, I'll tell at least one of these.
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Boy am I glad to see this thread. I didn't have time to attend for the last few days because of some work shit I made myself do.

How is everyone doing?
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>>37583572
Some kind of picture? That'd be my guess. Either some of your family or maybe one of your LO with you?


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