Why do you assume I'm a bitch just because I'm conventionally attractive? I only want to help you, robots.
>>36338185
>calling herself attractive
robots haven't realized that feminism is the final pill yet.
>fights Chadism
>normalizes autism, being fat, quirky hobbies
>hates the rich white quarterback bully archetype
>promotes neet life and socialism
>well educated
>i only want to help you
no you don't. get out
>justin
>jason
>carter
>cody
>clarence
>jeremy
>tyler
>ronald
>nathan
>quentin
>>36338139
>quentin
Actually that's the name of high-class gentlemen well-versed in things such as philosophy.
>>36338139
>cody
only cody i know is some giant motherfucker in a frat
>>36338139
>implying names mean anything
I'm in love
I'm going to superlike her in 90 minutes
Will she like me back? omg...
She looks older than 26......
>tfw too fat to ever hook up with a girl like that
I'll give you a chance of 1/n
n : number of likes she go that day
n >= 600
What is your MBTI and what combination of the four temperaments do you have?
MBTI-Test:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Temperaments-Test:
http://temperaments.fighunter.com/?page=test
OP is INTP and Phlegmatic/Melancholic.so im pretty much fucked in real life
How about you?
ENTP-A here
ENTP masterrace
>tfw i just love destroying peoples arguments and showing them how they're wrong
>>36338119
Ever took a look at the temperaments too?
>>36338076
INTP-T (with extra turbulence) and Phlegmatic/Melancholic, obviously.
Seagull bro is back :^)
>>36337960
i want 2 fuck him :^)
so you still have the job at that gas station? what will you be feeding the gulls today?
>>36337997
He's not for fucking :^(
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just kill myself.
Pic related, my disgusting face.
>>36337906
Get some magnesium and zinc supplements man.
reddit.com/r/skincareaddiction
it really helps.
inb4 leddit xd!
Brush your teeth man.
i'm a 25 yo old virgin and i'm going to fuck this girl today, i'm anxious as fuck
wish me luck guys
>>36337893
No one cares you norime fuck.
please kill yourself retard
stupid cunt
>>36337893
Godspeed anon.
We're happy for everyone who doesn't come back here.
>tfw you will always be an ugly shitskin with shitty inferior genes
I wish I was handsome and white.
>>36337840
I wish I had kurt cobain's hair.
The only thing you can do is work with what you've got.
>>36337840
Try being white but not handsome. You get all of the negatives of being white and none of the benefits.
Continue posting your cities, meeting up and smelling armpits here
I CLAIM THE FIRST ONE IN ONTARIO
Claiming the first one from Sydney
P H I L L Y
All awkward fembots in Philly must respond.
Strangulation without hanging. Is it possible? If so, how?
I've heard about twisting rope/cloth around your neck.
Ideally I'd like to die in bed.
Don't let me down guys.
>>36337722
Yes but it will take you a long time to die. Essentially you could tie something around your neck so tight that it strangles you. But you won't die when you pass out. You'll die when your brain becomes depleted of oxygen.
>>36337770
Hm. I guess hanging is the way to go then.
I've experimented with it before and, by applying more pressure to the right side of my neck, started to induce unconsciousness. Afterwards I had some mild body spasms which was quite ammusing.
I think I must have constricted the carotid artery. Do you have any tips for doing that? It's much better than choking on a constricted windpipe.
I'm looking up 'Ligature strangulation' which seems to be strangulation without hanging.
Does anyone know any more?
>femanon from my country
>thread gets deleed
>>36337683
If this makes you feel better, she probably had a dick and/or was a massive slut.
>>36337683
Don't participate in those threads and this won't happen. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up one of my eight competing gfs in Park fucking Slope because I'm a miserable nigger with no idea how the average robot lives, but I have been given power over them for some reason
>femanon from my country
You at least know they exist
Finally get a gf after 20 years of waiting and it's going great.
6 months into the relationship I introduce her to a game called Space Station 13 and she's autistically addicted to it and she barely does anything with me anymore or anything else at all for that matter.
I go to her house after working 8 1/2 hours and she's playing that fucking game and she calls me impatient when I ask her to hurry up as I only spend a maximum of 3 hours at hers after work.
Genuinely makes me want to kill myself and I'm put off the game forever as all of the guys in the game white knight the shit out of her too.
everybody gets burnt out eventually OP, hang in there
You weren't waiting for a girlfriend when you were a baby, dumbass.
>not autistically spending all your time playing obscure vidya with your qt mental gf
Ever consider that maybe there's just not a girl out there for you?
The population is way too small to possibly guarantee everyone a match, let alone be able to actually find that match.
Maybe we just got unlucky. That's not your fault.
yeah
its not like it matters though since i cant even get any friends in the fucking first place
>>36337531
>>>/adv/18231888/
Basically a lot of us would have a to share a wife.
>>36337594
Jeez. I would really rather be alone if those are my options.
Why are all of you so fucking casual with incest? That shit is fucking weird and even more degenerate that homosexuality.
>>36337524
Oh boy I would love to make out with my sis
>>36337524
Well obviously if I was a nigger I wouldn't want to fuck my sister either, black girls are disgusting
>>36337524
They're also really hot for their mothers too, I've noticed. That is some twilight zone shit but it seems to be widespread among White males. They all want to fuck their mothers, sisters and nieces. Also aunts.
Anyone have experience catfishing?
>be disabled (as fuck) fembot with a decent face
>meet a guy on Runescape
>talk on clan discord with him every day
>he eventually falls for me
>and of course I'm in love with him because male attention
>begs to see what I look like
>Skype video-chat with him, only show face
>tells me I'm beautiful, etc.
>now he wants to see my body
He seems pretty into "me," but I'm too in love with him to let him know the truth.
I guess the jig is up. Might have to quit Runescape.
>>36337522
Please catfisfh me fembot
I'll forgive you for your lies and accept you and love you forever
>>36337522
So what, you're in a wheelchair? He won't care.
>>36337522
>Anyone have experience catfishing?
This isn't even catfishing.