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Is anyone else here genuinely talented but just couldn't make it work because of mental issues or other circumstances.
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>19-year old man comes into the ER
>Complaining of fever, nausea, chest pains
>Wants me to prescribe him some antibiotics
>Drive him around town to look for a job instead
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Why do people recommend volunteering and meditating all the time if you aren't as socially capable as everyone else?
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>>38349936
Because they want your labor abd you being a neet doesn't benefit them, so they try to manipulate you into giving up your time and effort.

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Normies are out having fun.

I'm sat here drinking beer and watching red dwarf
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>>38349896
what kind of beer are you drinking anon?
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>drinking brandy and watching red dwarf

oh shit nigger what up, just started pic related. what episode you watching?
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>>38349896
what you're doing is more fun than what they're doing me laddo.

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>Download tinder
>match with a decent number of girls
>Most of them are obvious whores, or just have blatantly unattractive personalities
>See a moderate qt that seems decent
>match with her
>don't want to come off too strong, send a generic message
>No response

So I think I've figured out what to do. I've found various online profiles of hers, and I think I have a better idea as to what she likes.

>Make a new Tinder profile
>Buy new clothes
>Upload one professionally done photo
>Go around town doing things that would appeal to her, take pictures whilst doing so. Use those as well.
>Rewrite my bio to play up aspects of my personality she'll find attractive
etc.
>Buy Tinder plus, swipe right constantly
>Talk to everyone I can for the sole purpose of boosting my Tinder MMR
>Use a boost at the exact time/day that we matched on.

Any additional advice on things I should be doing would be much appreciated.

Wish me luck lads.
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wew solid plan OP good luck
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>>38500811
I think you have mental illness tbph famalam
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>>38500811
by the time you are doing this she's being banged

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>when the fuckin redditors think being a robot is some edgy title
>>38349109
>>38349139
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>jerk off
>why did i care about women again?
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>5 tabs open after 15 minutes of searching
>fap to this one video
>close all tabs with no emotions

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mmmmmmmm

mhmmmm '
yessss the strings
mmmmmmmm
now the brass
hmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Polyamory is bad because people can't stick to the plan.

i learned this lesson the hard way by letting my gf have 1 pass with 1 guy during her study abroad in colombia.

We are still together but now she demands yearly passes. It's been 2 years and I have not used my two passes yet. She has used 2 the first year and then the second year she got an extension for 2 more. We're not even in the FALL term and she used 2 and she's been hinting at switching to 2 passes a year. so she can get an advance on 2 more.

pic: not us
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>unironically being a cuck
Is this bait?
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>>38500751
I gotta say that this is pretty much entirely your fault for not having anyone you could bang. You basically just told your gf to go fuck other guys for no actual reason.
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>being a huge cuck is negatively impacting the quality of my life

oh dear i can't imagine why

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Has you father ever asked you why aren't married yet?
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>>38349711
I don't speak to him. He is dead to me. So no.
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>>38349711
I hope that was written by an indian
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I don't talk to my father. We've never had anything in common and there's nothing I want to tell him

I'm 5'4 and I wanted to be skinny, how do I do that? Is it even possible?
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>>38500739
Stop eating fast food and sweets, eat lean meat and veggies, drink plenty of water and exercise regularly.

Just keep in mind that this brings along a change in your lifestyle, which you have to maintain even after you become skinny.
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>>38500739
Are you a male or a female? Post tummy
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>>38500793
Also, go to /fit/. Those dudes will surely help you out

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I hate myself and I wish I was a cute girl so I could live an easy and fun life.
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I bet you would just suck dicks all the time
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>>38349703
Yes I would. I'm a huge pervert now if I was a girl id be able to actually have sex.
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>>38349682
I would rather be dead than be a woman.

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So I recently moved from Chicago to a small town in Pennsylvania. Why the fuck do strangers try to make small talk with me? It's really weird and inconvenient
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>>38349666
How else do you make friends
surely not through the internet
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Just be as autistic as possible and they'll stop talking to you
I assume you're already doing that though
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>>38349666
I've seen this picture and the others hundreds of times and I still laugh

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I'm just gonna leave this here.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/13/scientists-discover-brains-neural-switch-for-becoming-an-alpha-male
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>>38349630
Scientist always find the most redundant things.
A switch that turns your brain in alpha mode?
That's called growing a pair of balls ffs.

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How do i get a real friend?
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>>38349557
I feel sad whenever I see these threads. It makes me want to befriend a robot but then I realize we would have nothing in common
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>>38349557
Stop pretending to be female
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>>38349617
That's okay, don't be sad!

>>38349697
Nothing gay about being a trap

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