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Oh my little baby anon, I'm so glad we share the same birthday! Don't worry, mommy cooked the cakes for us both on this special day! Don't be greedy little anon, let mommy eat hers first, your cake will come soon ;)
Oh my I ate all of that, now are you ready for yours my little? Oh god here it comes, it's making mommy's insides feels so good... *BRAAAAAAAP* God look at how big it is, mommy is making it just for you *PFFFRFRTTTTTTT* ah~ my goodness! See, your cake is even bigger than mommy's! Now be a good little birthday boy and eat it all up baby! <3
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ah yes, let me have a taste... is that.. dare i say... ah yes... is that onion and garlic chutney my dear?
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why are vaginas so disgusting original
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degeneracy, folks
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A woman and man are forced to go on 10 dates
But herein lies the problem
The man is androphobic and the woman is gynophobic.
How does each date go?
You choose whatever you imagine them to be doing on each date.
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Don't
Be
Shy
asdfghjkl
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GIVE ME ANSWERS YOU R9KUCKS
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I ASKED A QUESTION ANSWER IT OR THE EMOJI GETS IT
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can someone decode what this roastie meant? thanks. i just cant fathom what she is implying.
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>>35197362
She feels bad about assume all men are violent abusers but then validates herself and her world view immediately by imagining they catcalled her
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>roastie used the term whirlwind
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Can eating spicy foods lead to anal bleeding?
I've been eating lots of spicy stuff (hot sauce, peppers) this week and recently had blood on my stool. There was bright red blood dripping from my anus and coated the mountainous tip of my feces. When I wiped my bottom there was enough blood to soak through the toilet paper and stain my finger tips.
No, I'm not on my period.
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No OP, you're body is retarded just like you.
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>>35197302
>Can eating spicy foods lead to anal bleeding?
Not directly but they can irritate hemorrhoids and fissures if you have any, and that will cause bleeding
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>>35197302
Nope, you have colon cancer. It's nice having known ya sucker. You are dead meat.
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nobody wants to follow a link to some meme news site just to respond to your thread
it also looks super click baity when you just post a link and talk about it
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>>35197266
Betas and orbitors let them.
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>>35197319
You don't have to read it, it only takes 1/3 of a brain cell to understand it in it's entirety from just looking at the post.
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Iisten up
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holy shiit brah i feel pumped uppp
this is so intjpsirinig
oh man i just came
i feel like i can liftt 60y76 pounds, man
we can do et bros!!!!
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>>35197124
>It's another special snow flake individual blames society episode
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>>35197124
Why is this guy talking about adversity like he was raised in a fucking warzone?
Fucking snowflakes gtfo
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Are femanons who come here redpilled yet or what?
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stop using the words 'femanon' and 'fembot' and lurk more you gay
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>>35197036
heh must be one triggered male to cherry-pick this hard for an infographic
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What's your ideal first date?
Are you the kind of guy who would kiss on the first date?
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>>35197015
I don't have any idea. Which is one reason i will never ask anyone out.
Whenever i think of relationships starting i generally think of friendships evolving into relationships naturally.
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>>35197015
>What's your ideal first date?
I dunno, OP
I never had enough cinfidence to imagine myself having a real date with a girl
It really hurts
>Are you the kind of guy who would kiss on the first date?
It really, really hurts
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Hey bernd, how's things?
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>>35196871
You posted in the wrong kannal, fagottspieler.
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>>35196900
can't we just have serious discussion for once bernd?
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r9k I have no idea what I'm doing please help 2017-02-28 06:55:46 Post No.35196843
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r9k I have no idea what I'm doing please help
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Virgin here live with my moms. Please please people with experience.
How I turn this into actual sex?. Already drunkenly kissed and felt her up on Saturday after we went to the club with friends.
Got her number and everything, just sat in my car and spoke to her for 2 hours 15 minutes ago.....
WHAT NOW? Said I should call her. What the fuck is going on? Is it over or what? Are there like guides on this shit?
Do I take her out somewhere? But isn't that beta shit? You fucks said it was beta to take girls out I should be having sex ASAP?
Please help, in wayyy over my head. You got me into this. What do I do?
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>>35196843
She already lives with you idiot, why do you need her number? Anyway look for someone else, stop trying to gave sex with your own mom, you degenerate. You're just so typical of this board.
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>>35196973
Fuck off this is serious. I don't know what the fuck to do.
You ot me here , get me out. You told me girls were awful and only go for Tyrone. She sat there and spoke to me for 2 hours, let feel some tittys on Saturday, first ever kiss.
WHAT NOW?
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>>35197021
Being this needy when you only was together 2 hours ago. Good luck lol.
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Anyone else having trouble viewing the Instagram homepage?
I can view a person's Instagram , but I can't view the homepage.
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go away normalfags
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>>35196822
Umm, what?
Its fine for me.
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Hey robots, so I live with 6 roommates in our shared big apartament. I fucking hate our 4th roommate who always forgets to wash off his shit after taking one. Just rate my plan:
1. Get some colorful clothes/hat/any different apparel, won't tell about this new purchase to my roommates at all. Hide the new clothes.
2. Take a couple of days off and go to a different city. Take selfies with cultural buildings/attractions there wearing those new clothes.
3. Go home and show pics to roommates with the new clothes like "Those are really good clothes I've bought!"
4. After a month take another vacation and tell my roommates that I'm gonna go to that city again by train.
5. Actually, I'll hide in my tall wardrobe, and send my pics of me in the new clothes to the groupchat, like I'm in a train.
6. When everybody leaves the apartament I'll get out of the wardrobe and take a shit right in the middle of the kitchen and smear it onto the wallpaper, wearing cleaning gloves of course.
7. Go out for a walk.
8. When I come back at night everyone will argue about who did that, and most probably they will suspect that dickhead.
Did I miss anything there? How would you improve it?
Pic unrelated.
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Get the fuck out you attention whore. This story isn't original, you juSt copied the idea off of a shitty Reddit post or something.
Get original or get the fuck out
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is getting caught part of your plan?
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What was the craziest or funniest fight you ver saw at school?
Especially interested in girl fights.
I saw two dudes fighting with chairs over who got to fuck some trashy hick girl.
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>at class
>we are studying history
>some chad jock dudebro lifts his hand for a question
>thisisgonnabegood.jpg
>he asks about our upcoming test
>the teacher answers and continues the lecture
>20 minutes later the bell rings and we pack our stuff and leave
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>being me in 8th grade
>walking down the hallway
>some kid throws a hot dog at his friend
>friend dodges
>hotdog hits the principals assistant in the chest
>the kid that threw the hot dog proceeds to attack the other kit for dodging the hot dog
>the assistant with ketchup and mustard on his chest has to separate the two kids.
There were fights in my school almost everyday, I was involved in some, but this one takes the cake.
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>year 10
>see a fucking swarm of year 8s in the playground
>see 2 of them shove each other for 10 seconds before this buff supply teacher just shows his face
>break up immediately
Kek
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>Tfw baited by a fembot again
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>>35196716
Nothing personal kid, kill your self. I don't care if you're actually cute. I hate you, deep down inside I hate you, in particular.
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>>35196716
This thread was more fbi honeypod tier.
You didnt really ask her where she lives to kill her right?
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>>35196716
Did you actually write to her? Did she/he/it reply?
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What's your life story? What are the moments that lead you to now?
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>>35196639
This is what you deserve you asshole
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i dont have one, i just born, go to school, got bullied, go to highschool, got excluded, drop out, never had sex , friends or anything relatable, become and neet and become 23
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>>35197391
go back to tumblr you fag