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Do you go outside or do you just stay home?
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>>37869415
I wish I could stay home, but life is not that easy.
>tfw not neet
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I went to some stores yesterday with my roommate and like seeing cute 20 year old blonde normie girls with nice bodies wearing summer clothes really bums me the fuck out.

At the expense of being called a weirdo and loser I feel like I'd just rather not see normal people and how happy they are to be alive. Being reminded of my shitty birthright and nasty bottom tier genetics just makes me feel so sad. I wish I could get a skinny cute gf who wears perfume and makeup and likes to go out and stuff, but the glaring problem is that I'm a fucking ugly weirdo so I can only elicit interest from smelly fat dumb chainsmokeing slobs with drug and alcohol problems...

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university grades thread.
post your winter grades in here and laugh at stupid anons
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Oh anon, you have to show what the courses are, so we can laugh at your pride in getting A+'s in community college general ed (liberal arts)
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>>37869416
lmao ! you got me ..., but hey it's stll good
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>>37869463
>witchcraft
You studying to be a wizard there Harry?

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I think it ample time we petition for a forced autopsy of the Warmbier corpse in order to inform the general public of any ill-will directed by the superpower North Korea, or adversely, a rectifiable error.

https://mises.org/library/how-have-law-without-legislation

Also, I will consider the human body an instrument of nuclear capability and that the state of Warmbier's body prior to and postmortem a promised display of nuclear capability.
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>>37869384
Did you forget to take your lithium today for your schizophrenia?
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What the hell are you talking about?
He was killed in a north korean prison camp, the US has no way to do an autopsy.
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>>37869384
>superpower
>North Korea
Russia and China are the superpowers. NK is the vassal state.

Have you ever read "Gravity's Rainbow" robots ?

Was it worth it ?
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Go home leddit
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>>37869377
Barely made it past the banana breakfast and at that point I realized I could be reading Starship Troopers instead.
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>>37869377
Yes, I've read it, reading a second time currently. If you have any questions I'll try to answer them

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Sometimes I feel like I'm an op animu character in life. Have you ever felt like that before?
Like, I have a feeling I could accomplish anything. Is it the same for you?
And I have accomplished great things in the past. Did you?
However, most of the time when I set a goal and I know I can accomplish great stuff I give up midway through it, like a fucking animu character.
I could be fucking Chad if I wanted, its just that when I look at Chad he seems so empty that it kills me on the inside.
I'm not giving up yet, I need a reason to achieve my goals.
I need to be the star of the show
Chad's downfall starts now (as soon as I find genuine motivation)
If you, like me, has that line of thought, you are no beta, this is called Omega.
Omegas are the closest to perfection and we will eventually overmatch Chads if we put our spirits in it.
Fight!
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Figured you folks needed a reminder.
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>>37869350
>tfw it's music festival day in my country
>all the bands are out on the street playing
>people are having fun it's summer
>they manage to smile and act flirty during finals
>tfw you're just here sitting in a dark room with dreadful thoughts
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I hate summer. It's too hot.
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>>37869350
>OP has literally been waiting months to post this

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>Still not a cute trap with a mommy gf
I thought it would have happened by now
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wouId you marry a non virgin woman, robottards?
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>>37869320
I want to say that I would, and I really probably would. But then I read shit like that and I think "Is this how women think, do they think so little of me?" And then I get angry and want make some "REEEEEEEEEE rostie" posts on /r9k/. So I stop, step back, and convince myself that it's probably not all women, and that it's just my depression and self loathing that makes me think otherwise. I've no idea if it's true, but I need to keep telling myself that since there's no way that, if I magically ever find a woman to even want to have sex with me, I'll find a virgin woman.
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why do I even come here, just to get cancer from normies?

it's too late, women, you made your choice
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>>37869320
What is the point of being so picky when you are old?

Why aren't you meeting QTs by taking a contra dancing class?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6t9qAaAPG4
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it's robot friendly

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Here is my experience

>be me
>Beta
>virgin
>no friends
>Until one day
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>Be in a bar
>cute girl comes in
>sits next to me
>she smiles at me
>wtf.gif
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>woke up
>fucking nightmares
>mfw
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>be me
>Beta
>virgin
>no friends
>Until one day
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>Be in a bar
>cute girl comes in
>sits next to me
>she smiles at me
>wtf.gif
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>woke up
>fucking nightmares
>mfw

Why aren't there Jews!?

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>little sister's friend has a crush on me
>she's 13 years old and has big titties
>want to bang her
>can't bang her
What do I do?
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Masturbate and relax. I doubt that little girl understand a thing.
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>>37869289
groom her but not in a sexual way for 5 years until she's 18 and then hold hands.
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>>37869289
try to instill your own values into her so when she turns 18 she will make a perfect wife

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>masturbate like a mother fucker and your chest starts hurting
god damn sam
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So does this actually work?
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>>37869274
When I saw that episode for the first time I realized that I sort of use a less sociopathic version of that system. Works well for me
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>>37869274
I think all guys subconsciously follow these steps to some extent in a relationship, which is why the segment is so genius.

At the start of a relationship you put in the effort to demonstrate value and engage physically, thereby nurturing dependence. Over time though you begin to care less and you start to neglect her more and more often. Then, usually before you break up, you try to make amends in a way that "inspires hope". After that comes the separation.

Women do it too

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Why didn't you get yourself an alternative girl back in the mid 2000 ya bastard? My excuse? I'm not white.
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>>37869270
because we're gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE.
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>>37869270
I fucked so many cute scene girls from MySpace back then. Good times
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>2017
>not purging yourself of unproductive desires

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Have you guys ever had cybersex?
Is it any good?
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