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30-40 would be a deal breaker

Only 1 and just 1.

>>35414902
What do you mean by deal breaker?
Generally I don't ask I just start the break up process when they volunteer the information because I dislike liars.

I'm assuming you're a grill
That depends what you find attractive in a partner

>>35414871
neglected to mention I'm a dude

>>35414827
Women are just stupid as fuck they dress like sluts try to look good and act like sluts and wonder why guys only bang them

Lurk
I fucking hate niggers and traps

Sucking at life is an accomplishment. Being a fag helps.

I'm very sorry.
You probably shouldn't be here

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>want to be /cute/ when fapping, happy being a man otherwise
>don't want to destroy my body and regret it for the rest of my life
>still want to experience wearing cute clothes in a smooth, soft, woman's body with supple breasts

One day I hope they have 100% reversible hormone treatments so I can experiment with being a girl(male) for a few months or so before going back to normal.

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>>35414875
I am trying to be as much of a trap as possible without taking anything permanent. It is working pretty well so far.

>>35414982
One of these days when I finally move out, I'll go all out. I already crossdress when I fap, and I once had some C sized silicone breast forms that I stuffed into a bra. Felt REALLY good. Along with that, I'll shave my whole body and get some more feminine clothes like pretty dresses, Japanese school uniforms, maid outfits, etc.

OP you need mental healthcare

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OP

If your mom shat. She'd have accomplished more than giving you sentience. Wanna challenge this? Put her online.

You make everyone sick. Fuck you.

am I missing something here
I just see you trying really hard and trying to argue but failing

robots don't have sheets, normalfag

Mummy refreshed my bedding last Friday. Can't wait for tomorrow's fresh sheets famalam

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I rarely do it. I love the the scent that I leave on the my sheets. It smells nice but when i wash it, the smell will go away but on the flip side. The soap and dry pads smell amazing. Don't know and don't really care because it is a win win situation.
Side note - My sheets smell like Pumpkin Spice and Coffee because of my candles.

>self-improving for women

Your first mistake.

>Can't self improve due to brain problems and general laziness

That's all.

>>35414781
I know it's dumb to do but I literally can't do any sort of self improvement for myself. My brain always goes straight to "what's the point" and any flicker of motivation is lost

Fuckin a GG

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>>35414748
Well there's one thing you can't lose
and it's that feel
Your pants, your shirt, your shoes
but not that feel
You can throw it out in the rain, whip like a dog, chop it down like an old dead tree
you can always see it when you're coming into town
once you hang it on the wall you can never take it down

>>35414635
>35414635
But not avoidant of my shit posting
or my dubs

>>35414669
These you mean?
Hear my components

▲

Testing this originally

ching chong go back to china

>>35414601
it's women who tend to fetishize white guys. not the other way around.

>asian female
whats it like being the ultimate normie? the majority of humans on planet earth are dumpy ugly soulless asian females

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>>35414580
i drew this on a lonely day one day

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>>35414607
have you considered a smug pepe face instead of a sad pepe face?

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ada gfds ere

What the fuck happened to your arm?

Stop trying to convert me back to 3d you fucking normie

what are you my clock? stop stalking my comings and goings you freak

>>35414469
just fuck her you fucking faggot. every girl is like this. stop having high standards. she's serving you a nice roast on a silver platter. most people have to claw their way to a 4/10.

god i hate you guys.

Could you use her as a sort of practice gf, Anon? Maybe get a shag out of her but try to not get attached. Then use what you learned for someone worth it.

Tbh I only find fatties that like me and since I've been getting /fit/ the past 4 months it's a bit disheartening.

>>35414574
kys degenerate. Sluts are not worth it.

Elliott Smith for the soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pe-POydT4

A guy from /r9k/ made this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0krhCNCx9w

>>35414453
robot music talking down to normalfags, i'm surprised this isn't r9ks anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah0drjn-SnU

>>35414428
what even is the point

>>35414435
>"I have autism, anon."

>>35414428
um... ok? but why?