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Just be black. That should work

>>39013900
>>>/tumblr/
OriginaI shjsjs

>>39013900
He asked to be arrested, not shot

>>39013589
Is there a reason you want to be arrested with no crime?

>>39013491
The word "normie" sums up their very existence. They define everything they do as normal, and anyone who deviates from their norm is in their eyes a freak of nature.

What I hate most about normies is their completely stupid belief that everything they have comes from hard work.

In reality, genetics explains 90 % of their success. Their naturally confident and handsome/beautiful faces...genetics. How else can a normie at the age of 12 be so extremely confident and also enjoy bullying those it perceives as weaker. 12 years is not enough time to develop confidence through experience. Every aspect of a normies personality comes from genetics.

>>39013491
>able to keep track of the billions of contradictory and illogical rules of "proper" social etiquette
>still terrible at math and science and incapable of rational thought

normies baffle me more than anything

>>39013491
They annoy the hell out of me but so do you guys. You're just two different classes of the same breed of normalcy. /r9k/ can't exist nor even communicate without memes to constantly regurgitate. You guys are also loud and obnoxious and listen to shit music. Your idea of "red pill" is just a different flavor of blue pill and you're always acting like animals when discussing women.

>>39013466
I've never wish so much to punch someone through a screen
Even if it was a joke, it still wouldn't have hurt to take the chance

>>39013466
You personally got asked what?

>>39013526

Why are you so mad?

>>39013545
I got asked out on a date or "hang out"

>>39013351
Probably cutely, because frogposters are, at least, really cute.

>>39013560
Are you having a stroke
Also fuck you this comment is original enough

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>>39013560
Uguuu What makes you say that?

you aren't a sociopath just another underaged edgy redditor

>>39013371
how so

oringinglngi

>>39013425
cause you're an idiot and sociopaths aren't dumb

I love my mother, besides my little brother she's the only family member I genuinely like.

Manipulative wreck of mental health issues. She let me play with her tits until I was toddler.

Obsessed with outward appearance and what people think. A bit over protective. Ignores when I ask for help about wanting to kill myself. I still love her to death.

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Was this a good icebreaker? It's been a half hour, still no response.

how about try not calling the trans girl "he" for starts

>>39013396
Don't worry, I won't do it to his face

>>39013165
>Trephinophilia
Is that even a real thing? Tried googling it, got nothing but archived 4chan posts with the exact same question.

>>39013165
Can you please get rid of floor tiles on that list? I still don't get why everyone thinks its weird. I mean there's much worse stuff other than liking tiles.

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Here is a template for the lazy

Don't take that shit. It will permanently fuck up your ability to be happy. I used to take this.

Klonopin and Seroquel. Got off Effexor, slowly weaning myself off klonopin. no plans to get off seroquel in near future.

Sertraline, metoprolol, and fludrocortisone.

>>39012902
sorry i thought i meant to reply to >>39012902

this makes me feel sad and warm! I! ! ! !

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>>39012913
Haha what?
Who even are you?

i think i take drugs/drink is to kill brain cells, become slightly retarded and able to relate to all the shit around me.

Started with weed and now it's coke and booze because I have money and no point in living.

>>39012863
i love drugs. I'm with you poor drug user bro. if you need a suggestion for this lifestyle, find a compatible hobby. mine is art and music

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> and that will take robots and normies alike sacrificing their pursuit of personal gain for the greater good.

You heard em, sacrifice the normies and the robots. Lets bring this world to an end!

>>39013052
you dont get it, the only thing that seperates normies from robots is the amount of validation they have. they are the only two types of people on this planet. no in-between, no "ascended class".

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>mfw robots dont know about muh validity/uwu
You ARE valid

>name is Faux
>pronounces it fox
I bet she really thinks that's how it's pronounced. What an ignorant swine. 0/10 would not hold hands with.

looks like stacy
get out

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Literally shed a couple tears watching, I'll never have a girl that looks like that, as innocent, as cheery.
I really should consider suicide after tying up some loose ends
back to fapping to uncut nigger cock
I wish I was kidding
what have I become

>>39012756
Probably not very exciting. Without doubt, you can't have any risk. Risk is what makes life a little more interesting and unpredictable.

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Guess what nigger?

You just posted the secret image

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Here we see the pizza on a chair

>>39012728
A fifth of fireball and applejuice, along with a glass

>>39012800
>Nice choice friend, and here's another for the nice dubs you've got.

>>39012728
Something strong but try to mask the taste as best you can. I go back to uni in a couple weeks and I really hope I make friends this time. I'll be a sophomore