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>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area

optional: post a pic of your room
original comment: these surveys are fun
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>male
>22
>4
>0
>no
>once every 2 weeks
>only when going out
>until I shower
>no
>no
>no
>no
>100% clean. Trap my cum with my foreskin and dump it in the toilet
>2 small dogs
>once a month or so
>on my desk and in my bin
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>>36380124
>1.male/female
Male
>2.age
20
>3.how many people do you live with
3
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14 times
>5.do you floss
No
>6.how many times per week do you shower
4
>7.do you use deodorant
No
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
2 days for jeans
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No
>11.do you use piss jugs
No
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
No
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
8/10
>14.do you have any pets
Yes, a cat
>15.how many times per week do you shave
Twice a week

Thank you for your time FBI-kun
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>>36380124
>1.male/female
f
>2.age
19
>3.how many people do you live with
0
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
After every meal and whenever I feel like my teeth aren't clean. So yeah, dozens of times
>>5.do you floss
no
>>6.how many times per week do you shower
14-21
>>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
1
>>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no, what the fuck
>>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>>11.do you use piss jugs
no
>>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>>14.do you have any pets
no, living with animals is disgusting
>>15.how many times per week do you shave
idk
>>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
no

you guys are pretty gross, t b h

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It's that time again anons.
Time to measure your cock.
For... uhhh... research purposes. Yeah.
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9,5cm
what is the reaction I must know
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>>36378829
12.4 cm.

I'm not even a man, am I?
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12.7 cm
and a trans so its fine

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Let's get your favourite thread going.
https://www.16personalities.com/ for those who haven't done it already.
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This is now a chart thread
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welp, this seems about right
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This MBTI shit is really very stupid, but I have nothing else going on right now.
Took the test for the first time.
>logician
>incredibly turbulent
hmmmm

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This thread is for the discussion and creation of statlines such as pic related.

no full-maxxed meme stats
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pic related is my collection, I could dump them if anyone wants to catch up although they can still be found in the old thread
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template pls


oringianaka comment
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>>36347467
The old thread isn't dead yet faggot >>36331377. You don't push a new meme like this. You have to post it every once in a while, otherwise it loses its charm quick.

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>bored so decide to go on 4chan
>nothing decent on /b, /sp, /gif, /v, etc.
>decide to come on r9k for the first time in awhile
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>start reading through everthing and get re triggered at women and getting angry at all the roastie whores that turned us into the psychos that we are
>realize what's happening and get off
>start thinking about how my girlfriend doesn't seem like a meme but maybe it's just the chemicals in my brain tricking me
>realize that if she does cheat on me or does any of the other meme stuff it wouldn't even hurt my feelings because i accepted it way back when i started talking to her and it would just make me laugh

This place is toxic, but at the same time it has made me invulnerable to the horrors of humans
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>>36393896
>>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
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>>36394042
I was 26 when i met her, i was plenty robot until then
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>>36393896
This place is poisonous, but by the time you've learned that, you may never leave.

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My coworkers think I'm gay. What do I do /r9k/
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>>36393893
rape a female coworker to prove them wrong
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>>36393893
Fuck them in the ass, thatll teach them
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>>36393893
>everyone thinks I'm gay because of my twink tier body and high pitched voice
>also no gf ever
inb4 post boypucci fuck off gaybots

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Playing my switch at work it's pretty fun.
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Mr. Noseburg doesn't pay you to play the switch, wagie.
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>>36393745
>niggers in charge of working
Loving every laugh
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>>36393745
What's your friend code m8

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Recommend me a good robot move /r9k/
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>>36393710
Blue Valentine if you want to feel. It's probably not a robot movie but it was sad.
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>>36393710
I Stand Alone
Taxi Driver
Virgin Mountain
Happiness
The Man Who Sleeps
Drive
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>>36393710
Also Eraserhead is definitely robot core.

No
>That one kid who was quiet but was actually cool
>That was me ecksdee
No one wants to hear about your "interesting" normie life

Start
>That one kid who stole some of his mom's underwear and showed kids at school
>That Chad that attacked five random people in the parking lot when someone cracked his car window
>That kid who spent every single lunch of every single year in the same bathroom stall
>That kid who played with Halo themed Megablox sets
>That helmet kid who was taken away after he tried to wipe his ass on Stacie's leg
>That kid who taught the retarded kids how to climb trees
>That kid who was killed in a car accident in another city and everyone pretended to know him
>That kid who wove Naruto handsigns at the teacher threateningly when she told him to be quiet
>That same kid who tried to touch the security guards gun
>That retarded girl who was tricked into taking her clothes off
>That kid who got erections whenever he laughed
>That same kid who always walked around with an erection but no one ever said anything
>That fat girl who fell down the stairs and was in the hospital for 5 months
>That kid that faked ADHD so he could be put into the special needs class
>That athletic, star-student girl who was raped Halloween night
>That kid who litterally smelled like garbage
>That kid with Cheeto stains on his mouth at all times
>That gay kid who wore a girl's one piece swimsuit to the class fieldtrip to the swimming pool
>That Tyrone who challenged the teacher to a fight
>That autistl who threatened suicide unless people stopped stepping on his shoes
>That kid who allegedly tried to have sex with his younger brother
>That just who cut a hole in his pants pocket so ye could masturbate undetected
>That beta girl who memed the principal into letting her sing a cover of "Everytime We Touch" at the pep rally
>That kid who fell asleep in class and pissed all over himself
Last one was me
Buena High was no joke
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>>36393674
>that kid thread
>not created by a normie and full of normies
Choose one.
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>That kid who would sell gummy bears soaked in vodka
>That kid who brought lunchables to school
>That kid who almost lost his fingers when he tried to smoke with a homemade lighter
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>>36393723
It's one thing to talk about that kid
But you're not a true robot unless you've become that kid

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Are Korean girls easy to fuck?

I'm thinking about visiting Seul this year.
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no they are hard to fuck. their vaginas are filled with concrete
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>>36393570
Yes if you're White. South Korean girls look kind of unnatural though because they get a lot of surgery to look White.
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Yes, but only if you're a very original chad

What would be your stripper name?

Mine would be Sinnerman. Because it sounds like cinnamon.
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It would be Chad
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crisco
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Bate Ahfag

I need to know your guyses Good boy point to tendie ratio. My mom uses the 10 point per tendie system and i need to know if I'm getting ripped off
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i steal my tendors
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>>36393409
What the fuck 10 is way too low. I get a tendi per 5 gbp
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>>36393409

I only need 3 GBPs, but my mom doesn't give them out very easily. I get only one a week if I've been good and done all my chores for that week.

I also get one if I get a reply from an employer, whether or not I get an interview, because it shows mommy I'm at least trying and sending out resumes and stuff. This doesn't happen often though. I keep telling her most places don't even try to contact you back but she doesn't care.

She also promises me one for every step of getting a driver's license (one for the written test, one for going to driving school, etc.), but I'm still too scared to drive.

I envy those of you who get GPBs for simple shit like leaving the toilet seat up or taking a shower.

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>6'0
>/fit/
>ask oneitis on a date
>she doesn't respond
>see her later flirting with 5'6 manlet who isn't even fucking paying attention

What the fuck are women
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How fit? Post pics, no homo.
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>>36393384
>t. manlet

You're not fooling anyone.
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>>36393609
Not a manlet
Bur wat do

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If a girl starts using a lot of letters when texting you, like so: "Hiiiiiiiii"

It means she wants to fuck you

Friendly reminder from a normie
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>>36393302
If a girl starts using a lot of letters when texting me, like so: "Hiiiiiiiii"

It means I don't want to fuck her
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>>36393302
>girl
>texting you
Why do normies think this is just a regular thing that happens all the time

I don't even have any female contacts on my phone besides my mom.

Fuck off OP
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>>36393302
She sounds like a retarded Stacy, I'll stick to better conversations.

>see this standing by your bed
what do?
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>>36393157
Do a 1080 and sk8 away
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>>36393157
Andrej(a) Pejic is the only passing tranny in existence.
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>>36393157
do you have benis?


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