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>Girl:Anon, do you have Facebook?
>"No"
>Girl: Oh, what about Instagram?
>"No"
>Girl: Not even Snap-chat?
>"No"

Just leave me alone you bitch
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I do use texting email and vociemail though
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Years ago it was enough having normiebook,when did snapchat and instagram become a rule
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kek lolo

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How to find a qt like this: https://xhamster.com/movies/754039/extremely_hairy_chubby_squirter.html but who isn't a:

- poly/slut/fetlife/camwhore/pornwhore/etc.
- druggie
- feminazi/SJW

Is it even possible?

Pic slightly related, qt feminist slam poet.
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Well, /r9k/, no advice?
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>>34379818
>>34380193
>these high test "women"
>the gorilla in that video
>"qt"

either bait or youre retarded. just become a male feminist cuck and you can get in an open relationship with one.
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>>34380350
I can't buy into that bullshit, and I'd never get into an "open relationship", so you can see my problem.

I doubt the feminist/SJW types do anything but fuck Chads anyway, they seem too far gone to ever return to being a decent person.

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In this thread we post our favorite alternative facts:

>The earth is flat
>Vaccines cause dick necrosis
>The earth is a cube
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>>34379813
reality is what you make of it
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>OP wasn't a fag today
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>>34379813
The earth is concave

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>robot all my life (20 years old now)
>finally get a cute, funny, geeky girlfriend and fall madly in love
>go out for 6 months before she dumps me because 'she doesn't feel a spark anymore'
>she's now dating my robot best friend after only 2 weeks of breaking up with me.
>he acts like it's all ok and is still buddy buddy with me

I should be mad right?

I feel mad, but she's my ex so I don't know if I have a right to be.

Honestly, I've been unable to think of anything else for the past 2 weeks and my performance at college is going down the pan. The whole time I'm also putting on a brave face when I hang out with them and stuff.
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>>34379746
>hanging out with them
cuck cuck cukeroo
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>>34379774
Kinda hard not to when you're all in the same circle of friends.

They try not to be too overt in front of me but they sneak kisses and stuff when they think I'm not looking. I mean we broke up, should I be mad and crushingly depressed? Because I am, but I manage to hide it with a smile and some shitty jokes.
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>>34379746
Of course you should be mad, I suggest focusing on studies solely, until all this shit blows over and you get over it.

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Why do you still live with your parents?
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No money. Originaldo
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are you implying i cant do this while mommy listens? rent is expensive in some places
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holy fuck what game is that?

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Since Asian men are penaltized by Affirmative Action in academics for scoring so high, shouldn't Asian men get Affirmative Action in dating because no one wants to date Asian men due to racist stereotypes?

Women should be forced by law to date Asian men until Asian men are the most desirable demographic. Don't you agree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6n0aTEeVuA
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>>34379577
If there were any laws to be made it should be to stop asians from breeding. Have you seen how many there are?
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Trying to start a Asian masculinity shitfest?
Am asian, and even I'm sick off this shit, saging.
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>>34379590
The world needs East Asians to be functional. Would you prefer that Arabs, Hispanics, Indians, or Africans become the most numerous ethnic group? It's not like whites are even trying to breed anymore.

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>tfw I have to use the small urinal because I'm a 5'9" manlet.
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more like because you have a baby dick, babydick
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>>34379575
>tfw can't reach the small urinal because I'm a 5'5" manlet
might as well be a dwarf
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>>34379575
Yeah,

You just have a really small weiner

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I'm here.

This thread may die. Or maybe I will talk to people about anything they wish. Use this or don't, it matters not to me.

Regardless, I'm here.
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>>34379547
So are we, OP. So are we...
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>>34379547
Hello, OP. I hope you're enjoying a comfy night/day, wherever you are.
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SAGE YOU WON'T BE HERE FOR LONG

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Why are mixed race people so "attractive"?
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>>34379539
Depends on the race. There's a supreme qt I follow on twitter who's mixed af
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>>34379574
post pics nigga
trdycguhbjnkml;
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>>34379591
Used to be tons of photos on her old account but she started a new one for some reason

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Prospective wageslave here.

Where my Wagie-bros at?

Post your job and the feels you receive from it.
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>>34379535
>night shift at fast food chain
I like it. The lads I work with are decent, and the job isn't much hard work, just mainly cleaning and making food, easy.

Plus I work 4 days a week and come out with a decent wage. (no idea why american's are so pissy about their fast food wage.)
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>>34379566
Do you ever get free food?
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X-ray Tech/Radiographer.

Browsing 4chan during MRI scans

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Help help help random red bumps keep spawning into existence! Ive counted 28 so far. Takes em like 40 min for one to emerge. They look like mosquito bites and are all over.

Anyone smart anon know what this is?
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its lupus

ravioli
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>>34379506
since when did it begin ?
You don't see bugs or something bitting you ?
what part of your body are affected ?
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>>34379506
forgot to ask if it is scratching

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Let's say I have infinite time.

What steps should I take to become a doujinshi artist? How do I go about learning to draw? How do I go about learning Japanese? Any advice others have for me in general?

I am 19 years old. I am also going to sleep now so hopefully this thread is filled with useful advice by the time I wake up
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>>34379474
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+learn+Kanji

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Pimsleur+Japanese

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+draw+manga

You're welcome
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>>34379720
Do you remember the name of the Western hentai artist who made the one really famous series

About the girl who becomes a crack addict or something and a prostitute and then gets pregnant and then dies
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>>34379795
>western
You fell for the meme, anon

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>have gf
>she's apple shaped
>obsessed with pear shaped women like pic related

2 routes I think I could take to rectify the situation:
1. go on an elliot-style killing spree targetting pear-shaped women
2. kill my gf and myself
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>>34379470
>apple shaped gf
that does not count as making it, start over
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>>34379470
>>she's apple shaped
ie fat
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>>34379470
Cuck her with a thicc pear girl
Get a hotter gf
Fuckin beta

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give me your best wojaks anon
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>>34379446


Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the feel

origi
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that original wojak feel
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>>34379446
>tfw suicidal

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Why do Europeans wear diapers as adults?
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>>34379442
Because they're comfy and you don't have to wake up in the middle in the night to go peepee
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To adsorb the muslim semen leaking out of their orifice(s)
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>>34379543

t. 60% white country

Enjoy Jamal and Jose taking turns to slam your sphincter

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