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Does no fap work?
>Increase energy?
>Boost confidence?
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No. It's a meme.
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it is a meme famalamadingdong
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>>35994242
>Try nofap to increase my brainpower and get better marks in my studies
>Literally can't concentrate on anything other than my urge to masturbate
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ITT: post the strangest pic anyone ever sent you.
Pic related.
A friend of mine snapped this while out driving.
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>>35994195
He looks mentally disabled and walked out of the nursing home.
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>>35994214
>He looks mentally disabled
this
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>I didn't mean to send that
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>tfw I killed both of my moms last night out of anger
what the fuck do I do... god what the fuck do I do, dad's gonna be coming home soon and I don't know how the fuck to get rid of the bodies..
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>>35994171
Pics or didn't happen you faggot. And you better provide a timestamp
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>>35994171
sage hide report
fuck off
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>>35994171
sage just to rub it in
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>swallow this and you will never be attracted to female or male ever again in your life
>you can still masturbate but watching any sort of porn doesn't arouse you anymore, it only becomes just a hollow physical pleasure
>it's still possible to like someone based on their personality and hobbies but not in a sexual way
>you literally become a robot
Do you do it?
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I swallow it faster than a jew picks up a dollar he found
Though I'm more than halfway there already. I'd rather have a pill that just completely removes all libido and lust.
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>>35994149
The doc already gave me 3 of these to swallow daily. Anti-depressants fuck with you
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>>35994149
that was literally me before I get my testosterone levels fixed
it's actually not that cool
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Would you fuck a male, /r9k/? I think you should. Nice, lubed buttholes can be SO very tight. Like a silky vice. Boy sluts are the FUTURE.
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They come with natural contraception- you CAN'T get them pregnant. You can fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and you NEVER have to worry about ANYTHING. They're not bitchy, catty feminists like women. They just take your cock and love it, and they'll do your chores when you tell 'em.
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And don't you think male genitals look nice? Smooth ballsacks and cute little dicks.
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Come on, /r9k/. Don't be a bunch of pussy-whipped FUCKS.
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>New really good electric razor just came in
>Can finally shave legs
I'm a little worried about people seeing, but I'm excited too. Having hairy legs always felt so gross and hot and sweaty, I took a little bit off my thigh and it feels neat. I'm scared of ingrown hairs so I can't get all of it right now though, but it's a pretty close trim.
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I shaved everything above my knees but I can't think of a good excuse for below in case somebody asks.
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>>35994048
no one cares fag. This is literally just cutting your hair. You don't need an audience for it.
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why is r9k filled with normies and traps
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itt: we discuss our lives and seek advice
I'll start
I work as a part-time cashier at home depot. $10 an hour. I live alone in a 1 room apartment. I go to college, but I'm probably going to fail this semester. There is a 10/10 latina girl who is shorter than me (a big plus) and she usually works at the register right next to me. She's 19. I have a massive crush on her. I know for a fact she is single, and a virgin. I'm a white, 19 year old kissless virgin, /fit/ with a decent face. Should I go for it?
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Yes! Do it and it might turn out to be a success!
Nothing to lose lad, if she IS 10/10 she's used to being mates with people who wanna fuck
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try going for it, dont fuck it up too bad or working everyday will be akward
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I work part time receiving at Home Depot. Looking for new job
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FAT PEOPLE BANNED FROM FLYING
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- basic bitch from kansas who is overweight herself
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Why are people so cruel, nobody CHOOSES to be fat Jesus Christ
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>>35994288
Except you do. Quit overeating and exercise.
Unless you are pregnant or invalid there is no reason to be obese.
>tell me what your job is
>give me all the steps you took to get it
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I'm a Sherwin Williams Paints delivery driver
>wrote a resume
>went on a job finding site
>found the job
>applied and attached resume
>showed proof of valid driver's license
>did an interview
I make $14/hr
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>mcdonalds
>applied to a few McDonald's in my area online. waited a few days, got called in, tried to speak clearly, friendly, maintained eye contact, knew how to bullshit their basic questions (lied and said I was raising more money for uni so I'd be here a while, also had been going to community from 18-20 so that's why I didn't have a job before, etc) and said I was available 24/7.
>They hired me that day, went in for orientation the next day.
It took me interviewing at 7 other places to get to this point. So don't worry if you fail the first couple times.
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Data entry
Asked my mum and dad for a job
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can my landlord kick me out for being a neet even though i pay rent and am very quiet
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>>35993941
Maybe, depending on your country. Most likely though, no. If he wants to kick you out though he'll eventually manage, so start lookin'.
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Not in any European country, unless it's to house rapefugees.
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>>35993941
Who is this semen demon? I've seen her on r9k many times.
Inb4 newfag. I've been here on and off for a few years.
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>Stoicism is a school of Hellenistic philosophy that flourished throughout the Roman and Greek world until the 3rd century AD. Stoicism is predominantly a philosophy of personal ethics which is informed by its system of logic and its views on the natural world. According to its teachings, as social beings, the path to happiness for humans is found in accepting that which we have been given in life, by not allowing ourselves to be controlled by our desire for pleasure or our fear of pain, by using our minds to understand the world around us and to do our part in nature's plan, and by working together and treating others in a fair and just manner.
>Stoicism teaches the development of self-control and fortitude as a means of overcoming destructive emotions; the philosophy holds that becoming a clear and unbiased thinker allows one to understand the universal reason (logos). A primary aspect of Stoicism involves improving the individual's ethical and moral well-being: "Virtue consists in a will that is in agreement with Nature." This principle also applies to the realm of interpersonal relationships; "to be free from anger, envy, and jealousy," and to accept even slaves as "equals of other men, because all men alike are products of nature."
>The idea was to be free of suffering through apatheia,or peace of mind, where peace of mind was understood in the ancient sense- being objective or having "clear judgment" and the maintenance of equanimity in the face of life's highs and lows.
This is the answer to all of our problems, isn't it robots? If I adhere to these tenets then the pain of loving a girl who doesn't love me back and hasn't for half a decade, will fade away.
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>>35993922
You will forever feel like shit if you keep obsessing over women.
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>>35993922
All philosophy is bullshit and doesn't help at all with real life
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I don't think I have the fortitude for stoicism desu.
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I fucked up real big this time
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This is it guys, I think I'm done now.
Yesterday I completely totaled my dads car that I was renting and the persons that I hit. It was an older lady but she was okay other than a few bruises but the guilt of hitting her is killing me. I was zoning out like a retard and this is what happens. Literally too stupid to be left alive.
I'm also going to lose my job now. One that I've been trying to get since last year and my bank account is going to be completely wiped.
I can't fucking start over at zero again. I'm 26 still living with mom for fucks sake and I'm about to be a broke NEET. Not again. I'm going to OD on heroin.
I just wanted to thank you all because this was my place of refuge and the one where I at least felt some belonging. You guys made me laugh and feel when nothing else could. So thanks.
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If you want an out all you have to do is finalize all of your finanicial obligations and go live as a hermit in a state forest, if in the US that is. As long as you go in prepared with supplies and are willing to stay on the move there shouldn't be a problem.
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>>35993744
Dont you want to take revenge?
If i were ever in you position id have nowhere to go or anyone to fall back on.
Id kill as many of these bastards with me before i fuck off.
R I P AND T E A R
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>>35993744
Please I've had multiple life ending failures and I'm starting again from NEETdom at 36. Except my parents never gave me any help and I've always been on my own. If I can do it at 36. You sure as hell can at 26.
Don't kill yourself over a momentary lapse of judgement Anon.
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>be me
>on bus
>qt gets on bus
>keeps turning her head in my direction
(i think she might be aware of my existence, idk i stare at her a lot in school)
>fuckit.jpg
>smile at her
>she turns her head right before i smile
>doesn't look back
W-Well at least I tried haha... As normies say I put myself out there... yeah
Share tales pls
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This is actually normal in flirting situations. She might be too nervous to hold eye contact
Unfortunately I want they're to witness so it's either a clear sign she likes you or doesn't like you
To find out, say hi casually next time you see her. Ask about a mutual friend "so are you friends with _____? She's _____". Or some other inacuous thing. Gauge her reactions to you. Nervous? Smiling? She likes you. You are now in control. She wants you to ask her out. Think before you speak. Pause before speaking so you don't blurt out stupid nervous shit, and all her questions about herself. Figure it if you like her, she'll try to sell her brand to you
Of course if she seems annoyed by the first questions, she is not interested and you should excuse yourself casually
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I met my wife on the subway. We got on at the same stop. I didn't think she liked me, I thought it was a forced subway friendship since we knew each other, so we'd chat every few mornings. Eventually she just asked me out because I wasn't getting the hint
To be honest, it was winter when we started talking and I was depressed and had just quit a serious drinking problem, want thinking about sex. Hey winter coats hid her body (which I consider top tier) so that also stopped me from thinking about sex
So I came of as cool and disinterested because I wanted to die and she looked like a puffy winter coat talking to me about work
Now we have kids and life is good
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Wifefag again. I had sex with a girl I met on regional rail once
I got on the train to go meet a friend, but my cell died. So when I got on, I was forced to all someone to use their phone. I picked the cutest girl on the train because she looked nice and I was trying to build confidence (had a friend doing the PUA game bullshit tell me to talk to more girls)
I didn't flirt, u was just nice and asked politely
The next morning at my friend's house there was a message on the machine (house phone, I'm old) from the girl. She was pretending I left something on the train because she assumed I had a gf (lol) and wanted to see if I was interested. I will down her number and called her back, asked her out over the phone
It should have been a red flag that she would do that. We saw each other for the months and she was very jealous and secretive. I think she was seeing someone else and it would fell apart. But we did have sex
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BBCKING HERE TO TELL WHY THE WHITE WOMEN ARE COMING TO US
YOU SEE WHITE WOMEN LOVED DOMMINANT BIG BLACK COCK NOT SISSY LITTLE WHITE CLITS
NO SISSY LITTLE WHITE BOY IS GON MAKE THAT PUSSY WET, OOOOOOH IT DON'T WORK LIEK THAT
YOU SEE IN ANCIENT ROME, THEY USED TO PAINT THE MAN BLACK TO GET THE WOMEN WET CUZ DATS HOW WOMEN LIKE IT
AAAAAAAAAW YES BABY WE COMMIN FOR UR WOMEN SISSY WHITE BOY
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have them, we don't want them
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YOU SEE
WHEN THE WHITE WOMEN SEES HER BIG BLACK COCK FOR THE FIRST TIME
SHE LIKE WOOW "all my life I've been used to small white sissy clits"
SHE LIEK DROOLING FOR IT BECAUSE SHE WAS STARVED, FORCED TO ENDURE YOUR ITY BITY CLITTY INSTEAD OF A REAL BIG BLACK COCK
WELL NOW THEY GOT A TASTE DEY AIN'T COMMING BACK WHITE BOI, THEY TASTED THE GOLDEN APPLE, DEY OURS NOW
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NO WOMMAN WANTS NO WHITE BOI CUZ THEYR GEY NOW
WHITE BOIS SO GIRLY EVEN THEY R CHASING AFTER THE BBC NOW
BBC TAKING OVER THE WORLD NOW OWWWWWWWW
ITS TIME TO ACCEPT YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD WHITE BOI AND PUT ON SOME WIGS OUR BBC'S GON PENETRATE THAT ASS
BBC STEALING YO WIMMINZ AND SISSY ASSES AOOOOOOW
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>tfw accidentally killed gfs cat last night
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>>35993607
No you didn't but tell me how anyways
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Good job robot very good job ;)
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I put a scarf on her and She ran away and accidentally Got hanged on a furniture. Will the wet know the cause of death? I am scared. I told my gf it just Died in its sleep am i fucked