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Welcome to Frogs and Feels Irish Bar.
Have a seat and drink your problems away!
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Discord:https:/fGGk9tM
Jukebox:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZAx_OvKpM
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>>38435372
Hello
Just give me some good ol Finlandia

Today was rough at work. It felt very dreamlike. My vision was slightly blurred and it felt like my eyes would leave their sockets any second.

Im burnt out on my hobby projects and i have no chinese cartoons to watch. It truly hurts
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>>38435442
Here ye go lad.
Im fucking exhausted too, Wageslaving all week.
Its hurts.

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>Tfw tranny
>Tfw NEET and never leave house
>Tfw desperate for human contact
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>>38435334
i suggest you
>contact
a rope
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>>38435334
Are you qt and lewd though?
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are you originally me? but originally tho

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what does a girIs period smeIl like?
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>>38435255

old water and rusty metal
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>>38435255
rotten fish
also fuck you for reminding me of that stinky smell
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>>38435255
crusted blood and tears
>>>/bant/1460321

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Why dont you just runaway ?
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>>38435156
cant shit on the street. im not an indian
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>>38435156
NEVER SAY GOODBYE
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>>38435219
That's what coffee cans are made for.

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I was force-femmed by my mom.

>she always wanted a daughter
>I was her only child, a boy
>She raised me as a girl
>I never played sports, instead I took ballet and dance classes
>she always taught me to be quiet and respectful, so I never learned to be assertive
>When I started getting hair on my body, she made me shave, telling me it was good hygiene.
>I only hung out with girls through out school.
>I ended up only being 5'3, 105 lbs, which I think made her happy.
>She calls me names like "darling," "angel," and "pumpkin."
>When I was little she made me go as princesses for halloween.

I never had a father, or any father figure. I just graduated high school this past June. What can I do? I know I can't change my behavior, it's instilled into me.
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>>38435127
So what are you waiting for? Just become a cute little tranny, your mom will be proud
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>>38435127
>She forced femm'd you without giving you hormones during puberty
What a fucking cunt
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>>38435169
I'm 18, and I don't want to be a transgender. I don't mind some of the feminine parts of me, but I'm wondering what my place in the world is with this kind of personality.

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How do I beat him? It's impossible.
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sssh.. mate.. u listenin?

git

gud
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With which phase are you having problems?
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you just hit b when they attack and then spam r1 after

it's not hard it's just movelist memorization, dark souls is such a meme

I fucked brown latina underage pussy once in my life, and now i cant forget about it. Dont have sex robots, unless you know you can get it again. It will ruin your life. I had zero problems when i knew nothing about it.
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>>38435040
Did she let you come in her? What position? Isn't it the best??
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>>38435065
Yes. Spooning and doggystyle. Yes but no, now i need it again, before i never gave a fuck.
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>>38435086
Okay yeah, because her round butt pushes against your pubic bone, the feel of the top of your cock rubbing against the bottom of her pussy. That fucking feeling of feeling her muscles contract, like she's trying to push you out. Nothing for it but to let loose in her... What a great feeling. And after, holding her, smelling her hair...

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how many times a week do you usually have sex, r9k?
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>>38435003
I'm a virgin of course
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0 but ideally would be twice a week
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If your answer isn't zero you need to leave

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Would you kill yourself if it meant that all the other robots would be liberated from their depression and virginity?
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>>38434984
I want to die anyway, might as well make my brethren less fucking whiny
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This is kinda my life right now I want to die but not for no reason.

I would happily kill myself if I knew my boyfriend would be happy forever.. oh and I could help the robots!
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Robots aren't depressed, that is failed normalfags.

Would /r9k/ be interested in my YouTube channel, which uploads videos ranging from 3 minutes to ~15 minutes about serial killers and other macabre/weird stuff?
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link a video, lets see!
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>>38434931
This is one about a particularly sick puppy - Westley Allan Dodd.

https://youtu.be/tbfPGwvXsk0
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>>38434963
enjoyable, a bit dry but good to see a new content creator. keep it up!

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How old is too old to be still playing video games /r9k/?

especially ones involving high school students like many JPRGs are
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nobody knows anymore, it's 2017
all social guidelines are out the window
just do what you want, because nobody knows what's good
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You can always tell when someone is an autist by the fact they avoid discussing competitive mp games(aside from overwatch and tf2), play mainly on playstation, or idolise the soulsborne series.
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>>38434898

what about games like persona 5?

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>when I blow up my neighbor's house and kill his whole family it's "murder"
>when the USAF does it it's an "accident" and nobody cares about it
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>>61422080
hello im suicidal and i look up to you
before i get replaced by gf can you add my discord
trash#5133
i want to talk to someone else like you before i end it
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well evidently some people care about it.
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Wouldn't it be manslaughter tho?

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>be a father
>have 13 year old son
>I always knew he'd grow up to be a loser
>he's a complete nerd, really into star wars
>also claims he is a "fiction-kin"
>mightbeautistic.gif
>he says he identifies as the Force
>not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the fucking Force
>he has long hair
>I order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo)
>after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as shit
>I ask him why he didn't get a haircut
>"I like my hair, it's my choice dad! "
>notthisshit.jpg
>already an edgy rebel
>his sister comes in
>walks up to the little faggot
>"I think his hair is cute!"
>she caresses his head
>mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin
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>>38434810
Is this original? If so, it's pretty good.
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>>38434810
I chuckled
Put me in the cap
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>>38434866
it is, I randomly came up with it today, thanks anon

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https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/6nsbvg/i_am_pretty_sure_my_roommate_raped_me_last_night/

>do drugs with male roommate
>have sex with him while high

The next morning

>"o rite, i have a bf! tee hee :o"
>claim to be raped, avoiding personal responsibility and potentially ruining an innocent man's life

Fucking disgusting.
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>go to reddit
>seek out things that make you upset
>get angry and post reddit things here
>shit up our board with your reddit garbage
go back
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>>38434774
>shit up our board with your reddit garbage
>shits up this board with his constant whining, women hating, normie hating, nihilistic bullshit, etc
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>>38436009

This is a board designed specifically for neets. Whatever the hell your point of view is, if it's not NEET, expressing it here would be pointless and not productive. It's like pissing in an ocean (of piss).

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Why do I get a sinking feeling in my heart when I imagine having a room like this?
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>>38434745
Are you a guy or girl,
Originel qn
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You are imagining what it is like to be that vapid and shallow.
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>>38434778
I'm an 18 year old guy

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