itt: images/memes that hit a little too close to home
fucking handshake dad FUCK OFF
i unironically want to cut my head off
Would you be a good father, fellow robots? What would you do differently from your own father?
I think I'm too beta to be a good father, and would be a horrible role model. I would try to drink less, spend more time with my kid(s) and yell at them less.
I'm already a father.
I'm certainly not the best, as I become lazy or get sidetracked but thankfully my family helps me out a lot. I certainly could not do this by myself. I still drink ocasionally and i dont think doing bad things in front of my children is too troublesome sijce theyre too young
will god forgive suicide?
God is a worthless little child who can't do anything right. Fuck him.
Hope he gets raped by a pack of god-niggers.
Why the fuck is sex so disgusting, graphic, and has this gut burning addictive feeling? And why the hell do people try to tell it off as "romantic time" or some bs???
Sex isn't disgusting. Use wet wipes for the duration and take a bath afterwards.
As for people calling it "romantic", well, part of it is not being honest with their lust, and part is that you really bond with people you have pleasure with.
What's the best way to get fired from my job?
I am required to give 4 weeks notice for me to quit my job, but I want to quit right away.
I work in a bank, so if I commit certain crimes I can immediately get fired. I'm thinking that if I tell my boss that I have been convicted of burglary, I'll get fired right away and not need to give any notice.
Is that a good idea?
I love riding the bus. It's so calming.
Comfy thread, I guess.
>I love riding the bus. It's so calming.
Nigga what? Are you crazy? Riding the bus is one of the least comfy things there is. Last week, when I went to get on the bus to go to college, there were so many people on the bus that I had to stand in front of the yellow line next to the bus driver because there wasn't enough room for me to stand further back. Also, there were only like 4 other white people on the entire bus. Whenever the bus went over a bump or accelerated, I nearly got knocked off my feet, and had to hold onto the railing as tight as possible for 20 minutes. I wish I didn't have to take the bus!
10/10 wouldn't recommend again.
>full of smelly foreigners, the mentally ill, and niggers.
>abruptly stops at random places
>loud pneumatic doors
>Service is sporadic or not very good in most of America.
I agree OP
I'm in a place where public transit is gud
basically routes that go to places with homeless people and druggies are the ones where you meet the most druggies
sometimes i've enocuntered spergs retards and niggers on busses but that's the exception not the rule
Was Elliot a mass murderer or a spree killer? I used to say he was a mass murderer but people people have called him a spree killer too.
Give me valid reasons why you deserve anything good in your life.
Why is it people who like metal have difficultly liking other music genres?i notice people who like metal can't enjoy anything else. Not only can't they enjoy it they seem to abnormally hate hearing anything other than metal.
Anybody who listens to one genre exclusively is either underage or has mental issues
Yeah it seems that way. Usually anyone that considers themselves a metalhead usually lives a pretty low standard life. I seriously hate metal culture. Shame since metal can be good, though.
Why haven't you had a girlfriend yet ?