Why haven't you bought this for your gf/wife yet, anons? http://www.cafepress.com/mf/32780238/i-want-a-black-baby_tshirt?productId=356850043
>he can't drive a manual
But I can. I can also rev match, double clutch and heel-toe.
Rate my chad chariot.
real chads drive ricers
have any of you ever tried jelqing? did you notice any peepee gains?
>it's another /pol/-tard calls someone a nigger or a shill episode
why are you so angry and militant just stay on your boardddd
whats some cool free games? im poor and bored.
>lost his virginity at 22
>spent the rest of his life in a mansion, fucking and pretty much pimping over 1,000 women
It's not too late, robots. Have some faith.
>it's not too late
i'm already a wizard, brah
>"leave brittney alone" came out ten years ago today
>think he's lying
>tfw he's right
dust in the wind
>chanology was 9 years ago
hey r9k, just dropping in to tell my story. I've got to get this shit off my chest
Basically I was a 29 year old virgin robot social retard until a couple months ago, when I met a girl on OKCupid. Somehow I was able to keep my shit together and we really hit it off and started dating.
For the last 2 months it has been the best thing I've ever felt, I've just been in heaven. It made all the years of hell and suffering worth it. But things are slowly starting to change.
She's been with 2 people before me, and at 18 she lost her virginity to a 40 year old man. She was really thin and beautiful and now in her mid 20's she's somewhat chubby, but I'm still extremely attracted to her.
There has been this extremely acrid resentment simmering inside me. I just imagine her fucking this guy at her prime and it makes me physically ill. I love this girl, she's so sweet and kind and smart and patient, but it's starting to make me resent her, and it makes me insecure.
What can I do? How do I stop feeling so disgusted? I love emptying my balls into this woman and I really don't want to be alone again, but I'm starting to get uncontrollable rage just thinking about it.
>the amount of racists on 4chan is decreasing so now I have to work overtime pretending to be 10x as many people to keep the train moving
FUCKING MINORITIES REE *cough* *cough*
>>the amount of racists on 4chan is decreasing so now I have to work overtime pretending to be 10x as many people to keep the train moving
>FUCKING MINORITIES REE *cough* *cough*
Dumb sissy white boi.
Practice girlfriend wants to get pantyhose. Should I tell her she's too fat?
Having a practice gf is degenerate. It is the male equivalent of a female herding beta orbiters and leading them on.
Behaviour like this erodes the implied social contract between the sexes more than women riding the cock carousell.
Why does /pol/ bitch about the decline of the white race and white women being race traitors. when white men are the biggest race traitors of all?
White men are almost all effeminate and the same goes for /pol/ - they are effeminate young white little dudebros who blame women for what they do because they can't take responsibility.
>white male fucking non-white female
>white female being fucked by non-white male
Even animals understand this basic concept. Males define the next generation. Women just spit it out.
Would /r9k/ eat a human fetus given the chance?
I think I'm the last person in central Florida who still has power, but probably not for long. The walls are making all sorts of weird sounds and I'm scared they're gonna come down ): please keep me company before I die r9k
NPR here, I still have power for now but that shit is totally gonna go, it flickers during normal storms because Duke Energy is SHIT.
Bay news 9 just said that it's a cat 1 to them, though, and we haven't even been majorly hit yet.
Naples. Can confirm no power. Flooding is horrible and widespread, not expecting power for at least a month.
>charged all of my 7 power banks yesterday
>currently on bank 2, all of them have power to charge my phone fully twice
>tfw also somehow still have cell data ???
Is Life is Strange the best thing to happen to video games?
What's the most robot drug out there?
Mushrooms gave me one of the greatest trips of my life